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Alan Kammer
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- Last active: 9/7/09
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- Kammer the Jammer
- Me, Myself, and I
- hi there. these days im working as a 2nd year apprentice joiner for george wimpey in inverurie. its good fun most of the time. i managed to sell my nissan micra, yes someone was that stupid. it was dump. now im driving around in a 1.6L peppermint green ford focus. its a beast. i dont do much else. i do like to play xbox live lots. gamertags is royale wi cheez. add me and ill give you a game. most of my spare time is spent with my girlfriend kirsten, shes wonderfull. its been almost 2 and a half years!!!! woooooo. hi kirsten. campings fun especialy if there are badgers that we dont no about arround. summer time soon yey.
- Music
- RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS-the best, oasis, REM, kinks, beatles, led zep n all the good stuff. cant stand dance music it gets on my tits
- Films
- pulp fiction is my favrit. films like monsterball and trainspotting and two smokin barrels, the beach, war films, thrillers. sexy beast is good. things with gangsters
- Sports
- these days i dont play much sports but i used to play football but it was kind of crap.
- Scared Of
- BADGERS
- first roadkill
- BADGER haha revenge
- hate
- wen i hit my toe on a door
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quiz thing
Level 1
(x) smoked
( ) smoked drugs
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) drank alcohol
Level 2
(x) are/been in love
(x) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) been in a fist fight
Level 3
(x) snuck out of a parent's house
( ) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
( ) gone out on a blind date
Level 4
(x) had a crush on an older person
( ) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
(x) seen someone/something die
Level 5
( ) had/have a crush on one of your Bebo friends
( ) been to Paris
( ) been to Spain
(x) been on a plane
(x) thrown up from drinking
Level 6
( ) eaten Sushi
(x) been snowboarding
( ) met someone because of MSN
(x) been mosh pitting
Level 7
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken pain killers
( ) liked someone who you can't have
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
Level 8
( ) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
( ) played dress up
Level 9
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledging
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
( ) fallen asleep at work/school
Level 10
( ) used a fake/someone else's ID
(x) watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake
( ) killed a snake
Level 11
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed/vandalized
( ) robbed someone
(x) been misunderstood
(x) pet a deer
Level 12
(x) won a contest
( ) been suspended from school
(x) had detention
Level 13
( ) had/have braces
(x) eaten a whole pot of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
(x) danced in the moonlight
Level 14
(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
( ) pole danced
( ) questioned your heart
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes
Level 15
( ) squished bare-foot on a fish
(x) been lost
( ) been to the opposite side of the world
(x) swam in the ocean
( ) felt like you were dying
Level 16
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sang karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins.
Level 17
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) kissed in the rain
Level 18
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun set with someone you care/cared about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
Level 19
( ) crashed a party
( ) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
( ) gone rollerskating/blading
(x) had a wish come true
Level 20
( ) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
(x) screamed "bogies" in class
( ) swam with dolphins
Level 22
(x) got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cube
( ) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
(x) Sat on a roof top
Level 23
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
( ) done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
Level 24
( ) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
( ) caught a fish then ate it
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had/been in a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone
Level 25
(x) believe in ghosts
( ) have/had more then 30 pairs of shoes
(x) gone streaking
( ) jail/visit
Level 26
(x) played chicken
( ) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
( ) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused5 Comments 307 weeks
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yeah
Looking in my own eyes, hey Lord
I can't find the love I want
Someone better slap me
Before I start to rust
Before I start to decompose
Looking in my rearview mirror
Looking in my rearview mirror
I can make it disappear
I can make it disappear
Have no fear
(Chorus)
I like pleasure spiked with pain and
Music is my aeroplane
It's my aeroplane
Songbird sweet and sour Jane and
Music is my aeroplane
It's my aeroplane
Pleasure spiked with pain
That motherfucker's always spiked with pain
Verse 2-
Sitting in my kitchen, hey girl
I'm turning into dust again
My melancholy baby
The star of mazzy must
Push her voice inside of me
I'm overcoming gravity
I'm overcoming gravity
It's easy when you're sad to be
It's easy when you're sad, sad like me
(repeat chorus)
Verse 3-
Just one note
Could make me float
Could make me float away
One note from
The song she wrote
Could fuck me where I lay
Just one note
Could make me choke
One note that's
Not a lie
Just one note
Could cut my throat
One note could make me die
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woooooooo scar tissue
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you ’cause
With the birds I’ll share
With the birds I’ll share
This lonely view
With the birds I’ll share
This lonely view
Push me up against the wall
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra
Fallin’ all over myself
To lick your heart and taste your health ’cause
With the birds I’ll share
This lonely view...
Blood loss in a bathroom stall
Southern girl with a scarlet drawl
Wave good-bye to ma and pa ’cause
With the birds I’ll share
With the birds I’ll share
This lonely view
With the birds I’ll share
This lonely view
Soft spoken with a broken jaw
Step outside but not to brawl
Autumn’s sweet we call it fall
I’ll make it to the moon if I have to crawl and
With the birds I’ll share
This lonely view...
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you ’cause
With the birds I’ll share
With the birds I’ll share
This lonely view
With the birds I’ll share
This lonely view...
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Oh My God11/21/10I profited $347 in a few hours doing simple tasks! I went to - http://x.co/KTCL You owe me one!
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Michael Munson10/28/10
OMG... this girl is naked on her msn cam. Shes trying to set a record for most msn cam views.... hit her up on LeanaRewhanor@hotmail.com, its her msn messenger name
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Michael Munson10/25/10
I pulled in $540 in 2 days using the internet! It came from - http://bit.ly/c0QqQA Your going to be so happy!
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Rob Bagley10/10/09Hey Kammer, long time no see, u been up to much? and happy birthday (im a day late i know)
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9/7/09
Michael Munson
Kammmmmeeerrrrr! I is back in Fundee woooooo! We should be coming up the road not this weekend but next one if u fancy meetin up? Maybe crack open a shandy or two...whoa crazy!
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Michael Munson8/18/09
Hehe, you must have just been drawn to my love for u through the powerz of the interweb! Aye im not bad, me and alice go to spain on monday for 2 weeks! yay sunshine!
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6/15/09
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Michael Munson3/5/09
Woooooooo for this weekend!
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3/2/09
Hannah Kammer Aka Babygirl
hi alan how are you doing today and what have you being doing with yourself and did you have have a good weekend wb fae hannah
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Michael Munson2/6/09
Kammer kameleon! We get sky on thursday, i is excited!
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12/15/08
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ImEmmajack10/19/08allo allo mr kammer, how are you? long time no speak, what on earth have you been up too? thought i would just drop by and say helloo!!! Emma xoxxox
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Michael Munson8/21/08
Hehe aye cheery old me!
Only got sunday off this week but got 3 days off the saturday after (the 30th i thinks it is!) so probably up then! Think will be up again the weekend after as its my brothers birthday and also theres another blood donor thing again! woop! We should meet up one of those weekends!
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Hannah Kammer Aka Babygirl8/21/08hi alan do you and kirsten what to come out to kemnay next friday nite to see a bad called loki wb fae hannah
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8/19/08




Jackingotn 0 RepliesITS MY BIRTHDAY!!
Kirsten 0 Replies