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Alan Kammer

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  • Male, 23, Luv 32
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  • I am In a Relationship
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  • Last active: 9/7/09
  • www.bebo.com/Kammer111111

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Kammer the Jammer
Me, Myself, and I
hi there. these days im working as a 2nd year apprentice joiner for george wimpey in inverurie. its good fun most of the time. i managed to sell my nissan micra, yes someone was that stupid. it was dump. now im driving around in a 1.6L peppermint green ford focus. its a beast. i dont do much else. i do like to play xbox live lots. gamertags is royale wi cheez. add me and ill give you a game. most of my spare time is spent with my girlfriend kirsten, shes wonderfull. its been almost 2 and a half years!!!! woooooo. hi kirsten. campings fun especialy if there are badgers that we dont no about arround. summer time soon yey.
Music
RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS-the best, oasis, REM, kinks, beatles, led zep n all the good stuff. cant stand dance music it gets on my tits
Films
pulp fiction is my favrit. films like monsterball and trainspotting and two smokin barrels, the beach, war films, thrillers. sexy beast is good. things with gangsters
Sports
these days i dont play much sports but i used to play football but it was kind of crap.
Scared Of
BADGERS
first roadkill
BADGER haha revenge
hate
wen i hit my toe on a door

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    Level 1
    (x) smoked
    ( ) smoked drugs
    (x) kissed a member of the opposite sex
    (x) drank alcohol

    Level 2
    (x) are/been in love
    (x) been dumped
    ( ) shoplifted
    ( ) been fired
    ( ) been in a fist fight

    Level 3
    (x) snuck out of a parent's house
    ( ) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
    ( ) been arrested
    ( ) made out with a stranger
    ( ) gone out on a blind date

    Level 4
    (x) had a crush on an older person
    ( ) skipped school
    ( ) slept with a co-worker
    (x) seen someone/something die

    Level 5
    ( ) had/have a crush on one of your Bebo friends
    ( ) been to Paris
    ( ) been to Spain
    (x) been on a plane
    (x) thrown up from drinking

    Level 6
    ( ) eaten Sushi
    (x) been snowboarding
    ( ) met someone because of MSN
    (x) been mosh pitting

    Level 7
    ( ) been in an abusive relationship
    (x) taken pain killers
    ( ) liked someone who you can't have
    (x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
    (x) made a snow angel

    Level 8
    ( ) had a tea party
    (x) flown a kite
    (x) built a sand castle
    (x) gone puddle jumping
    ( ) played dress up

    Level 9
    (x) jumped into a pile of leaves
    (x) gone sledging
    (x) cheated while playing a game
    (x) been lonely
    ( ) fallen asleep at work/school

    Level 10
    ( ) used a fake/someone else's ID
    (x) watched the sun set
    ( ) felt an earthquake
    ( ) killed a snake

    Level 11
    (x) been tickled
    (x) been robbed/vandalized
    ( ) robbed someone
    (x) been misunderstood
    (x) pet a deer

    Level 12
    (x) won a contest
    ( ) been suspended from school
    (x) had detention

    Level 13
    ( ) had/have braces
    (x) eaten a whole pot of ice cream in one night
    (x) had deja vu
    (x) danced in the moonlight

    Level 14
    (x) hated the way you look
    (x) witnessed a crime
    ( ) pole danced
    ( ) questioned your heart
    ( ) been obsessed with post-it notes

    Level 15
    ( ) squished bare-foot on a fish
    (x) been lost
    ( ) been to the opposite side of the world
    (x) swam in the ocean
    ( ) felt like you were dying

    Level 16
    (x) cried yourself to sleep
    (x) played cops and robbers
    (x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
    (x) sang karaoke
    (x) paid for a meal with only coins.

    Level 17
    (x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
    (x) made prank phone calls
    (x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
    (x) kissed in the rain

    Level 18
    (x) written a letter to Santa Claus
    (x) been kissed under a mistletoe
    (x) watched the sun set with someone you care/cared about
    (x) blown bubbles
    (x) made a bonfire on the beach

    Level 19
    ( ) crashed a party
    ( ) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
    ( ) gone rollerskating/blading
    (x) had a wish come true

    Level 20
    ( ) worn pearls
    ( ) jumped off a bridge
    (x) screamed "bogies" in class
    ( ) swam with dolphins

    Level 22
    (x) got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cube
    ( ) kissed a fish
    (x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
    (x) Sat on a roof top

    Level 23
    (x) screamed at the top of your lungs
    ( ) done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel
    (x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
    (x) stayed up all night

    Level 24
    ( ) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
    ( ) caught a fish then ate it
    (x) climbed a tree
    (x) had/been in a tree house
    (x) are scared to watch scary movies alone

    Level 25
    (x) believe in ghosts
    ( ) have/had more then 30 pairs of shoes
    (x) gone streaking
    ( ) jail/visit

    Level 26
    (x) played chicken
    ( ) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
    ( ) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
    ( ) broken a bone
    (x) been easily amused

    5 Comments 307 weeks

  • yeah

    Looking in my own eyes, hey Lord
    I can't find the love I want
    Someone better slap me
    Before I start to rust
    Before I start to decompose
    Looking in my rearview mirror
    Looking in my rearview mirror
    I can make it disappear
    I can make it disappear
    Have no fear
    (Chorus)

    I like pleasure spiked with pain and
    Music is my aeroplane
    It's my aeroplane
    Songbird sweet and sour Jane and
    Music is my aeroplane
    It's my aeroplane
    Pleasure spiked with pain
    That motherfucker's always spiked with pain
    Verse 2-

    Sitting in my kitchen, hey girl
    I'm turning into dust again
    My melancholy baby
    The star of mazzy must
    Push her voice inside of me
    I'm overcoming gravity
    I'm overcoming gravity
    It's easy when you're sad to be
    It's easy when you're sad, sad like me
    (repeat chorus)

    Verse 3-

    Just one note
    Could make me float
    Could make me float away
    One note from
    The song she wrote
    Could fuck me where I lay
    Just one note
    Could make me choke
    One note that's
    Not a lie
    Just one note
    Could cut my throat
    One note could make me die

    0 Comments 366 weeks

  • woooooooo scar tissue

    Scar tissue that I wish you saw
    Sarcastic mister know it all
    Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you ’cause
    With the birds I’ll share
    With the birds I’ll share
    This lonely view
    With the birds I’ll share
    This lonely view

    Push me up against the wall
    Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra
    Fallin’ all over myself
    To lick your heart and taste your health ’cause
    With the birds I’ll share
    This lonely view...

    Blood loss in a bathroom stall
    Southern girl with a scarlet drawl
    Wave good-bye to ma and pa ’cause
    With the birds I’ll share
    With the birds I’ll share
    This lonely view
    With the birds I’ll share
    This lonely view

    Soft spoken with a broken jaw
    Step outside but not to brawl
    Autumn’s sweet we call it fall
    I’ll make it to the moon if I have to crawl and
    With the birds I’ll share
    This lonely view...

    Scar tissue that I wish you saw
    Sarcastic mister know it all
    Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you ’cause
    With the birds I’ll share
    With the birds I’ll share
    This lonely view
    With the birds I’ll share
    This lonely view...

    0 Comments 366 weeks

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  • Oh My God
    Oh My God

    I profited $347 in a few hours doing simple tasks! I went to - http://x.co/KTCL You owe me one!

    11/21/10
  • Michael Munson

    OMG... this girl is naked on her msn cam. Shes trying to set a record for most msn cam views.... hit her up on LeanaRewhanor@hotmail.com, its her msn messenger name

    10/28/10
  • Michael Munson

    I pulled in $540 in 2 days using the internet! It came from - http://bit.ly/c0QqQA Your going to be so happy!

    10/25/10
  • Rob Bagley
    Rob Bagley

    Hey Kammer, long time no see, u been up to much? and happy birthday (im a day late i know)

    10/10/09
  • luv Michael Munson

    Kammmmmeeerrrrr! I is back in Fundee woooooo! We should be coming up the road not this weekend but next one if u fancy meetin up? Maybe crack open a shandy or two...whoa crazy!

    9/7/09
  • Michael Munson

    Hehe, you must have just been drawn to my love for u through the powerz of the interweb! Aye im not bad, me and alice go to spain on monday for 2 weeks! yay sunshine! :D

    8/18/09
  • luv Michael Munson

    Kammer your like sex on a stick.... xx

    8/9/09
  • Kirsten
    luv Kirsten

    aaarrrroww

    6/15/09
  • Michael Munson

    Woooooooo for this weekend! :D

    3/5/09
  • Hannah Kammer Aka Babygirl
    luv Hannah Kammer Aka Babygirl

    hi alan how are you doing today and what have you being doing with yourself and did you have have a good weekend wb fae hannah

    3/2/09
  • Michael Munson

    Kammer kameleon! We get sky on thursday, i is excited! :D

    2/6/09
  • Kirsten
    luv Kirsten

    Poppys a boy:(

    12/15/08
  • ImEmmajack
    ImEmmajack

    allo allo mr kammer, how are you? long time no speak, what on earth have you been up too? thought i would just drop by and say helloo!!! Emma xoxxox

    10/19/08
  • Michael Munson

    Hehe aye cheery old me! :D Only got sunday off this week but got 3 days off the saturday after (the 30th i thinks it is!) so probably up then! Think will be up again the weekend after as its my brothers birthday and also theres another blood donor thing again! woop! We should meet up one of those weekends! :)

    8/21/08
  • Hannah Kammer Aka Babygirl
    Hannah Kammer Aka Babygirl

    hi alan do you and kirsten what to come out to kemnay next friday nite to see a bad called loki wb fae hannah

    8/21/08
  • Kirsten
    luv Kirsten

    beak cat moon nose

    8/19/08