Jonny The Spartan

AWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Mężczyzna, 21, Serce 61
  • z Belfast, Dundonald
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  • Ostatnio online: 1 dzień temu
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zamknij O mnie

Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
I think it's official now, regular people hate me as much as i hate them :) that's so comforting to know hahaha. If you don't know me or remember me, WHY THE FUCK NOT ASSHOLE!!!!!!? Thats just plain rude. Still here, still me, still your number one Jonny guy :) can't beat me with a big stick, although your welcome to try against my SUPER MEGA DEATH CHRIST ATTACK!!!!!!!!

Haven't felt this good in ages either, life is good in every aspect and i'm glad i get to share it with the people who matter most to me. See? Underneath the big shell, beats a big heart of gold, although i could swear theres some sort of muscle in there and not gold. But hey, holler at me if you know me, i love talking, if you don't, then still do and i'll be sure to annoy the hell outta ya!!
Heavy Metal
The way of my life, the heart and my soul, the fury and the calm, the light and darkness, yadda yadda yadda. Most old school bands like Pantera, Judas Priest, AC/DC, Danzig and the such are great, new music is pretty lame though, bar a few very exceptional bands. Really into my death, black and hardcore at the minute, with some industrial in there for good measure.
Films
Any and all good horror, as long as it doesnt have the fucking dumbass teenage american girl in it who survives everything by being a pathertic bitch, whatever happened to good old fashioned slaughter on an epic scale? BRING BACK THE CHEESEY GORE!!!!!
Quotes
WHAT A SHIT-LOAD OF FUCK!!!!!
FUCK YE!!!
WANNA SHORYUKEN BITCH?!
Scared Of
Sunburn, clowns, clown themes, clown shaped clouds, sunny days with clowns. CLOWNS FUCKING SUCK!!!!!! Aside from freaky clowns i'm pretty brave :D i think :P
Happiest When
Expressing my rage in the contructive art of headbanging, training, with my friends, shouting unusual things at complete strangers, driving too fast, playing playstation and beating boss enemies who've annoyed me for like a year!!!
Hang-Outs
Venue, My house, My cousins house cos there's usually something different to do as well as drink and under my bed where the monsters are.
Mates
Your all my friends :) feel privelaged? I wouldn't lol. Can i get an AMEN on everyone being my mate? .............................
 ..................... ANYONE?
Moja druga połowa
Jennifer Sloan

Jennifer Sloan

SHE'S MY CHERRI PIE!!!!!

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Steel Panther - Death To All But Metal: Explicit Version

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  • HAMMERS!!!

    JONNY HAVE SLEDGEHAMER!!!!
    JONNY SMASH SHIT UP!!!!
    JONNY CRUSH BRAINS!!!!!!!
    JONNY DRINK MILK AND GOES TO BED, NITE NITE!!!!!!!!!!

    2 komentarze 155 dni

  • SHite tv

    WHy does reality tv have to be so bollocks? Big fuckin brother? Since when has it become fun to watch people sit in a house, fuck and get on like dicks? If you wanna watch that come to mine and watch me get drunk in my pants, shout at passers by and generally make good viewing. Would be a damn sight better than the terrible shit on telly.

    3 komentarze 155 dni

  • Puke

    While on that cold friday night i assisted frank while he was being sick, the sight and smell of the stuff caused me to violently vomit as well :S have to say i did feel better for it in the end, so good as to even have a subway sandwich after :D

    0 komentarzy 242 dni

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Rollin' by Limp Bizkit
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Chaosweaver by Scar Symmetry
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Deviate From The Form by Scar Symmetry
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Quantumleaper by Scar Symmetry
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The Game by Motörhead
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Whole Lotta Rosie by AC/DC
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Mother by Danzig
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Bleed For Me by Black Label Society
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Master of Puppets by Metallica
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Fuel by Metallica
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zamknij The Best Profile Survey


Name :   Jonny Buchanan
Nick Name :   Buc, Spartan, Him there
Birthdate :   06 06 1988
Birthplace:   DUNDONALD!!!
Current Location:   DUNDONALD!!!
Eye Color:   Blue
Hair Color:   Auburn, Even more in deep colour in sunlight
Height:   6ft 2"
Weight:   16 and 1/2 stone of pure pain
Piercings:   Tongue
Tatoos:   7 of em and growing
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   Yes indeed
Vehicle:   Oh fuck aye
Overused Phrase:   What the fuck?
FAVORITES
Food:   Chinese
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Venue, Katy Dalys
Candy:   Mars Bars
Number:   All 6's
Color:   Black
Animal:   Cats
Drink:   Corona
Body Part on Opposite sex:   The BOOBIES!!!!!
Perfume:   It's all good
TV Show:   Futurama
Music Album:   Ones i make myself :D
Movie:   Fist Full Of Dollars, Few Dollars More, Good The Bad And The
Actor/Actress:   Clint Eastwood
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   Burgerking
Chocolate or Vanilla   Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Coffee
Kiss or Hug:   BOTH!!!!
Dog or Cat:   Cat
Rap or Punk:   Punk but thats hardly a fair question :S
Summer or Winter:   Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Scary
Love or Money:   Love
YOUR...
Bedtime:   Whenever i black out
Most Missed Memory:   None, they were all shite
Best phyiscal feature:   All of me ;)
First Thought Waking Up:   NEED THE BOG!!!!!!
Ambition:   To help others
Best Friends:   Everyone i know is more or less my best buddy :D
Weakness:   The goknads
Fears:   Heights, big fucking jungle creatures
Longest relationship:   Year and a bit
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   Nope
Ever been beaten up:   Yep, few times
Ever beaten someone up:   More times than i've been beaten up :D
Ever Shoplifted:   Yep
Ever Skinny Dipped:   OOOOOOOOOH yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Yes
Been Dumped Lately:   Nope
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   Green
Favorite Hair Color:   Same as mine
Short or Long:   Long
Height:   5ft 7" pretty average height
Style:   Super Style
Looks or Personality:   Personality and looks!!!!! In that order
Hot or Cute   BOTH!!!!!!
Muscular or Really Skinny:   Nice mix of the two
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   All of Europe, maybe America
How do you want to Die:   I'll go out shootin'!!!!!!
Been to the Mall Lately:   We dont have MALLS FUCK FACE!!!!
Get along with your Parents:   ....................................
Health Freak:   Sometimes
Do you think your Attractive:   Well who else will love me if i don't :P
Believe in Yourself:   Yes, i can do it if i pull my head outta my ass
Want to go to College:   Fuck no
Do you Smoke:   No
Do you Drink:   Yes, too much, or not enough
Shower Daily:   Yes
Been in Love:   I still am :D
Do you Sing:   Indeed i do, marvellous voice that gets drowned out by the m
Want to get Married:   Yes
Do you want Children:   Someday
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   I can lose it again? FUCKING ACE!!!!!
Hate anyone:   Lots of people
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zamknij Which Metal Band Are You? (Better Version)

Which Metal Band Are You? (Better Version)

Black Sabbath

What else is there to say? They invented metal.

zamknij Whatt Type of Warroir Are You?

What type of warrior are you?

My result is: Spartan

You're no pussbucket. When it comes to battle, you dawn only a spear and leather breifs....because its all you need. Spartans are the decendents of Hercules himself, and onyl chuck norris knows better then to mess with a spartan.
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zamknij Slayers

Jonny is a Vampire Slayer
2 chumps recruited
819 Slayer points
: Jonny and Mikk rused Jonny
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zamknij My Chinese Zodiac

My Chinese Zodiac
Dragon: 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000, 2012

Characteristics: People born in the year of Dragon are full of vitality and enthusiasm, they are gifted and intelligent but are very stubborn and short-tempered; Dragon people are ambitious and most of them are risk takers, but they can easily give up once they suffer any frustrations.

Best Career: Dragon people are suitable for any careers, but artist, priest and politician are among the best.

Marriage: most compatible with Rat, Tiger, Snake, Monkey and Rooster people, but not compatible with Dog people

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zamknij What Metal guitarist are you?

What Metal guitarist are you?

Dave Mustaine

You are much compared, much loved, much hated, BUT you are an amazing songwriter, very speedy, and good at singing while playing. Very creative. Everyone should be like this

zamknij Which Roman God Are You?

zamknij What military position are you?

What military position are you?

My result is: Automatic Rifleman

Armed with the M249 SAW, the automatic rifleman combines awesome firepower with quick maneuverability. The automatic rifleman is essential in providing overwhelming volumes of suppressive fire from medium to long range. No fire team is complete without the Automatic Rifleman. The Automatic Rifleman provides a fire team with a belt-fed machine gun. The M249's high rate of fire, and large ammunition capacity gives a squad/fire team a weapon that maintains a consistent rate of fire to provide cover for the unit. However, this weapon has its drawbacks, particularly weight. Due to this, the automatic rifleman is the slowest among the classes available.
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zamknij What Weapon Best Suits Your Personality?

What Weapon Best Suits Your Personality?

My result is: Sledgehammer

Your brutal and straightforward personality is best fit to use a Sledgehammer. This powerful weapon has poor accuracy due to its weight, but what the heck - it's easy to use! You don't have to aim, you just smash it. And even if you miss, it intimidates your opponent very well.
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zamknij What Is Your Partying Personality?

Wild Alcoholic

You alway consume the most beer at the party. You party to drink, and you drink to party. While we are all impressed by your drinking abilities, some of us are worried that you'll need an intervention if you are going to quit the habit. At the end of the night, we will find you passed out on a sofa, mumbling, and smelling of cheap whiskey.

zamknij Komentarze

  • Hendy
    Hendy

    very gud m8 were u livin at now. Aint been upta much just doin the whole settling dwn bussiness lol im goin 2 b a daddy soon.

    1 tydzień temu przez Komórka
  • Hendy
    Hendy

    alrite man hows things havent spoke ta ya in ages. Wat ya been up ta?

    2 tygodnie temu przez Komórka
  • Metal Slug 2 tygodnie temu
  • Jennifer Sloan
    luv Jennifer Sloan

    I love you loadz n loadz baby xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    4 tygodnie temu
  • Lou
    luv Lou

    lolz does she got bebo???

    aw bt wee wher beta ojoj

    aw ino am so kind av some mre lolz

    yea u lyk 2 c people in pain dats y u fink it beta lolz

    na i lved it

    wudnt mind goin back up n doing it agan

    wbz xoxox

    5 tygodni temu
  • Damage Inc
    Damage Inc

    alas no my friend, im giving socialising a miss at the minute

    5 tygodni temu
  • Damage Inc
    Damage Inc

    lol dude, i'd just end up hittin ya if you pushed me too hard. i like to go at my own pace. didnt do anything much at the weekend, other than listen to music and read lots

    5 tygodni temu
  • Lou
    luv Lou

    lolz aw ino

    i so wana go bk n do it agan

    wud b gud crac....

    lolz bet day wernt as gud as us lolz

    i was der same tym as micky

    u n im friends dats hw i found u...

    aw am gud n u???

    u ever c ruth muc???

    wbz xoxox

    av sum lv

    5 tygodni temu
  • Damage Inc
    Damage Inc

    crap man, been hitting the gym like a mofo for the past month and lost feck all not happy :/

    5 tygodni temu
  • Lou
    Lou

    hey

    u probz dnt no me lolz

    bt u took us in da army on wrk experince

    hws it goin???

    wbz

    5 tygodni temu
  • Damage Inc
    Damage Inc

    sup bro?

    6 tygodni temu
  • Jennifer Sloan
    luv Jennifer Sloan

    Fuck, I love you!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    6 tygodni temu
  • Damage Inc
    Damage Inc

    here's me, WAH? lol what brought that on bro?

    9 tygodni temu
  • Melissa Murphy
    Melissa Murphy

    I've realised i am a fucking mega cook. You have to come up someday for dinner and many many drinks.

    14 tygodni temu
  • Jennifer Sloan
    luv Jennifer Sloan

    Jonny, go to this link -

    http://icanhascheezburger.com/

    Its hilarious!!!

    16 tygodni temu
  • Brittany Zombie TM
    Brittany Zombie TM

    hehe glitter pockets hehe

    xxx

    17 tygodni temu
  • Julie Rose
    Julie Rose

    Hey dude how r u?

    17 tygodni temu przez Komórka
  • Brittany Zombie TM
    Brittany Zombie TM

    hey ummmm sorry heaadlock i dnt think so sweety, u got glittered again!!!

    xxx

    18 tygodni temu
  • Doddsy
    Doddsy

    aye ill say to him like... u cud always bebo him like lol u nt stayin n then?

    20 tygodni temu
  • Doddsy
    Doddsy

    cnt remember who said it... just wat i remember hearing. is that bullshit then. i tht u knew wen the date was. none of the micks came, bar elliott. lol the rest r meant to b goin out to the ghan with the welsh guards. was a gud wee day tho.

    20 tygodni temu