maxwell baby!!how u doing pal? not seen u in ages? cav not on ur list of nite outs anymore? u coming out 2moro after the exam? x x x

kasabian new album oh my god your my only friend who will appreciate this chat! excited much we gotta get ebaying for manc i think game on maxwell!!

hope your coming to my party for serge bantuuuuur xxxxxx

i love your haiiiiir!
ive missed you!!!

hope santa was good to you and i shall see you soon we need to see each other more mwah love you xxxxx

Ach you're a good man, ive always said it.

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise...

You self depricating, spineless, condiscending, self-loathing, heartless, worthless, meaningless, pointless, billigerent, cretinous, attention-seeking, pathetic, soul-less, useless, stupid-fucking-prickish bastard-faced-moron. I hope you go to hell, burn in hell and die in hell. I hope your punishment is something like satan fucking you in the ass for an eternity, you bad bad bad human being.


Only joking you bloody brilliant pumpkin seed.

happy birthday u old fucker haha!!! x x x x x

im pretty shocked yu remembered thats an achievment like!!
wat yu doin for yur turning 20 and being old?
im well excited for tonight gonna be the best!!!
we will have to also get this dance we have been saying will happen for months now. TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!!!!!
im nervous to at least yu have longer than a mere 24 hours tho yur ok. yu can prepare yurself!!
see ya 2niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
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hi

Hi dave

his is a plan that should definately go in to action sometime soon!!
wen we kidnap them we should force them to be a band and they could be called The Faces.
how gud wud the videos be?!?!
omg! how did yu no!! and yes it is in 2 days!!
i going to the liquid rooms tomorrow night for it! yu there?
i cant wait!
i can wait to turn 20 tho.
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Possibly found a more impressive freak from a band that makes weird faces that could be more odd that that guy from WAS....
Noah and the Whales drummer is a pretty gud contender for the title like!!
its ace like!!!
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yeah im not doing too bad! im shit at the editing part and the guy gets annoyed with me asking all the time! but hey ho eh! think u think right and u have a cheek to say that u didnt notice i had gone! nah i wasn't there either!! oh! had my first driving lesson yday and i actually drove the car round a corner like 4 times!! how amazing for me!! x x x x

Im good too! Missin your banter tho! Ha ha yeah I bet it is superior, anythin's better than Tesco tho to be honest! Im workin for a finance firm in Perth, its goin good. Not really an accountant and even if I was I wouldn't be borin one!!! He's good thanks, I'll tell him you were askin after him. What else ya been up to? How many ladies you got on the go now??? xxx

Hey buddy howz it going? absolutely hating third year, probz cos i aint in ur group anymore! where has group B gone!! did u head to the dish last nite? x x x

Maxwelllllll!!!! How the hell are ya? What you been up to? I've finally taken the plunge and left Tesco!!! Got a new job. How's the job? I hope your workin hard at uni!!! xxx

txt me when you get this we need to talk!!!

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awww am i! miniscrim will be there soon, you can make do with her till i come back haha. i should be back for at least 3 weeks at christmas, a night out in edinburgh needs to be sorted out!

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