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13 Things we do
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the fucking toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their fat arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a fucking choice there, did you dickhead?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, knob head?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what the fuck did they used to be? Ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really shit - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McFucking Tosser0 Comments 253 weeks
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What did yuu do..???!!!
take the 1st letter of ur last name...
A - I fucked
B - I have
C - I seductively nibbled
D - I sucked
E - I gave head to
F - I got wet n wild with
G - I tasted
H - I played
I - I swallowed down
J - I blew
K - I smelt
L - I loved
M - I dirrty danced for
N - I was desperate for
O - I ordered
P - I licked choccy off
Q - I had quickie with
R - I got rowdy with
S - I sold
T - I turned on
U - I gave birth to
V - I stripped for
W - I milked
X - I gave hand to
Y - I aroused
Z - I sold
Take The Last Letter In Your 1st Name
A - a hobo
B - a male stripper
C - a cat
D - a pencil
E - a naked statue
F - a firefighter
G - a goat
H - a MILF
I - a bastard
J - a male prostitute
K - a pie
L - an adult toy
M - a spotty teenager
N - a whore
O - a DILF
P - a pimp
Q - a quarter
R - a pornstar
S - a fat kid
T - a nerd
U - a stuft animal
V - a bitch
W -a hotdog
X - a cheerleader
Y - a gay guy
Z - a pyromaniac
&&last but not least ur 1st letter of ur middle name(or if u dnt have 1 us the 2nd letter of ur 1st name...)
A - and I enjoyed it
B - for a one night stand
C - for money
D - so I could hookup with a jock
E - and I got banged after
F - for a strawberry condom
G - for a milkshake
H - so I could get a nose job
I - for a vacation
J - for birth control
K - for a bottle of coke
L - so people would talk about me
M - and it was hot
N - so I could get butt implants
O - cos it was my tru desire
P - so I could go around naked
Q - all for lust
R - just for the attention
S - for love
T - so I could be sexy
U - all for a fat kid
V - and i hated it
W - all for pleasure
X - so I could get a boob job
Y - for lube
Z - all for a hot guy
....now just put down ur sentence u just made as a comment..cummon its all jokes'n'smokes...!
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2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Describe me in 3 words?
5. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
6.hav u/wud u fckd me?
7. What was ur first impression of me?
8.Do u still think the same?
9. What reminds u of me?
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
11. How well do u know me?
12. What do u like best about me?
13. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
14. Could you ever love me?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
17. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
18. Anything 2 say b4 u go?14 Comments 327 weeks
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Jonathan Wright11/21/10
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Captain Chuck.4/9/09hey saw you on a latitude bebo thang, you said to tell you if your going this year, and i am. never been before though, whats it like ?
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1/19/09
Road.Kill
hey gorgious! ooh naughty little boy! haha jks u a rebel! umm do u have myspace or something? coz i hardly every go on here anymore coz it keeps stuffing up my computer. nywaiiz leave me like an offline message or something tellin me if u got myspace, and if u havnt then get one! its so much better. and i got heaps more pics on there =] yeah well im sixteen in May woop woop, so im having an alice in wonderland party where every one has to dress up as a character (but kiinky!) lol im alice =] i picked out my costume this morning from the shop near me and its so hot! and i even have this long light blonde wig its soooooooo hot! so yeah, me and my boyfriend James have been going out for like 4 months now =] im so happy, he turns 18 a week before i turn 16 isnt that great? wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooo anyways i should probably go now, i have work soon arggggg i hate work! im a kebab girl woop woop. not... nywaiiz lots of hugs n luuuurve Louie the Biscuit =]
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Esk12/22/08ive been revising and shizzzz im sorry bub routes tonight!!!!! are you coming? im sorry ive just been ridiculousy busy and it went wrong and aah lol. Lyyyy xx
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12/15/08
Esk
oh maaaan i got you x ooooooo shit. probs a rumour babes. !!!!!! i'll call you ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!! ima save you! course i am !! Lyy cheer up!!!! xxxxxxx
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Google.12/15/08Itee Babe. I Aint Been On Bebo For Agess Coz My Computers Packed Up
But Hopefully Gettin A LapTop For Xmas Lol Yeah Evrythings Alrightt What About With You Hunn?? We Need To Catchh Up Soon Love Youu X x x x
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Lucy B12/14/08yh i forgot he's in gosport actually with james m yh she hasn't said much just that she has to convince her m um first and that they're all going to hers but anyways how'd your mum deal with external???? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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12/14/08
Lucy B
hey jo!!!!!!!!!!!! missed you hunni i'm good thanks mad...why would i be angry with you? yh well not many people like mike glad you've come to your sences good don't go back there-although i bet if things get hot and heavy you wouldn't say no...lol is it true your party with hazel gin fergus max and mort is cancelled??!! tylers going on about how they're going to hers now shes trying to be cool now everyone was calling her a hypocrit-ashame this isn't private message lol oh well there's the update-let me no the juicy shizz from your end... love you hunni xxxxxxxxxxxx
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Charlie Walsh12/14/08hey its cool wbu??? nope
diddnt find the money anywear! much love xxxxxxxxxxxx
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11/30/08
Tanikaa.
elo JO howz thingz?! yooh nd yoor profile r so... R A N D O M !! lol xx eres meh luv 4 2day!! bounce bakk soon!! x
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10/30/08
Google.
Okay Then Babe. Yeah Same Looking Forward To Seein Ya. I Got Up Well Early Today Lol. Oooohh Btw I Aint Gotta Phone
But You Can Ring My House Phone, Love Youu X x x x x x x
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Google.10/29/08
Anywhere Bubs
Lol 
Mite Aswell Cum To Mine And Bring Ma Bag Too Bitch!! Lol Love Youu x x x x x x x x x x x x
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Google.10/28/08
(i)(b)we need a big catch up seshh (Y) x x x x x x x x
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10/25/08
Charlie Walsh
ive been great!! well arnt you lucky!! home alone eh! hope not too many partys going on without me!! and well thats bad!!! lol much love xxx
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Charlie Walsh10/24/08
hey hunnie how has the first week of half term been?? no abortions hopefully
write back much love xxx
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Alie-Rose10/23/08pft... when we are consuming my consumables...we shall have a chat. yeah we shall. It was an essay. took me bloody ages
glad paris was good. keeping my chin hi. And...alice-town is not the place to be! xxxxxxxxxxxx
yo mama is so fat it takes 2 trains and a bus to get on her good side!!!
Road.Kill 0 Replieshahahaha
Thanks 2 sion 4 that 1!! lol
<3 yuu
ur mommas so fat she ate jenny AND craig lol....
Road.Kill 0 Repliesif you dont get it.....there is this weight loss thing in oz called jenny craig...ummmmm.....i hope u get it.... lol
Ur momma is so dumb, she sat on the TV and watched the couch!
Road.Kill 1 Replylol
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Barbie xx