Chris Mono

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I am Caligula's incubus. When you're good, you're good. When you're great, you're me!
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I'm Chris Mono and I'm in the best band in the world! I've been playing drums for a little over 6 years. I just finished studying Child Psychology and I like to say that I'm a full-time Musician/Rock Star now! And I do Volunteer work as well. Yeah, I can't believe I'm that cool either!
I love the fact that there's a few people that have dedicated their profile to me by just taking stabs at me on it! I love that I've left a long-lasting taste in their mouth:D
I'm a pretty easy-going bloke. I'm actually lovely. No, actually, I am a God! My religion is called Monoism! Check it out! And I have thee most amazing followers ever!
SHOUT OUT TO THE GEE PATROL!
Yes, I'm a cocky rock star, but can you honestly see any reason why I shouldn't be cocky?!
Didn't think so!
I love accents. If you have an accent, you've already won me over! In particular, Northern Ireland, America, and AUSTRALIA!!

Add me on MSN: irish_bloke1313@hotmail.com

If you have Myspace: www.myspace.com/ginger_pubes
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Denise Monahan

Denise Monahan

Me oul wan's in bits! She's on the bleedin' game!

Music what makes love to my ears!
Faith No More, they deserve the first mention more than anyone else! Alanis Morrisette, Beach Boys, The Beatles, Berkeley, Biffy Clyro, Billy Talent, Bright Eyes, Crash Test Dummies, The Cribs, Deftones, The Dillinger Escape Plan (thanks for the scar, Greg!), Duran Duran, Eyesclosed, Feeder, Foo Fighters, first 2 Funeral For A Friend albums, Genesis, Hell Is For Heroes, Huey Lewis and The News, Human League, Incubus, Johnny Cash, Journey, Just A Word, Justin Timberlake, Limp Bizkit, Lisa Mitchell (yum!), Lostprophets, Michael Jackson, mike got spiked, MK-II, Mojo Fury, Motley Crue, Nine Inch Nails, NOFX, One More Outnumbered, shamefully gonna admit to liking Paramore..., Pearl Jam, Peeping Tom, Phil Collins, The Pixies, Placebo, The Postal Service, Primus, Prodigy, Pulp, Queens Of The Stone Age, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Remove The Oxygen, REO Speedwagon, Reuben, Rise Against, Silverchair, Slipknot, Soundgarden, Stereophonics, Stevie Wonder, Taking Bac
Steal This Album
(Neon Ballroom - Silverchair) (Invaders Must Die - The Prodigy) (King For A Day, Fool For A Lifetime - Faith No More) (The Very Best Definitive Ultimate Greatest Hits Collection - Faith No More) (Internet Dating Superstuds - The Vandals) (1 - The Beatles) (S.C.I.E.N.C.E - Incubus) (KoRn - KoRn) (Caveat Emptor - mike got spiked) (Twelve Ways To Breathe - Morello) (anything Remove The Oxygen ever release)
Films
American History X, Beavis & Butthead, Beetlejuice, Charlie & The Chocolate Factory, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Donnie Darko, The Doors, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Fight Club, Mary Poppins, Michael Collins, Monty Python (anything!), Nightmare Before Christmas, Of Mice & Men, Passion Of The Christ, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Shawshank Redemption, Spinal Tap
Swine Flu
It's only a joke flu!
Remove The Oxygen
Martin Smith - Vocals and Synth.
Ste Devine - Vocals, Guitar and Programming.
Valo - Bass.
Chris Mono - Drums.
Dislikes
People who start text messages with the following words: Here, Chris, Listen. People who refuse to let go of stuff that they claim they don't like. Hypocrisy. Drugs. Dry snots. Silent farts. Ads for starving countries on TV at dinnertime. Unenthusiastic welcomes. Having a cold. Restricting underwear. Erections while driving. Erections coming up to your stop on a bus. Shaving. Clingy women.
Likes
Triplets (drum-related, NOT CHILDREN!). Hugs. Piercings. Tattoos. Bursting spots that you can hear going POP! Being told I look well. Uncontrollable laughter. Casual drinks. Hot nuts. Scratching an itch. Picking scabs. Gigs. Picking my toenails. Feeling rugged and still being told I look well.My lizard, Fluffy. My dog, Skruffy. My bed! Girls with nose rings!!!!
Accents.

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  • I'm Blog, Da-ba-dee Da-ba-die!

    Anyone you'd bang right now?
    Yup.

    Does anyone of the opposite sex have the same name as you?
    I'm not sure. I haven't met them all.

    If you were to die in 2 minutes, what would you say to only 1 person and who would it be?
    I'd tell Ste to make sure there's a good drum sound on the EP.

    Do you like dogs?
    I fucking love my dog! Skruffy to the max!

    Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence?
    Phil, I'm guessing.

    Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
    No. It's weird!

    Are you dating the last person you talked to?
    That would be my dog...so no.

    Who was the last person you talked to in person?
    Kev and Katy when they were leaving.

    Are you happy write now?
    Ah no complaints.

    Whats the first thing you do when you wake up?
    Check the time and think about what I've to do for the day before falling back asleep.

    Do you have any siblings?
    2 brothers.

    Do you get along?
    Yup.

    What are you sitting on right now?
    Your oul lady's face.

    Does anyone regularly - other than family - tell you they love you?
    Martina.

    Is there someone who you instantly smile and get butterflies when you receive a message from them?
    Nope.

    If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
    Summer, definately!

    What were you doing last night at midnight?
    God only fucking knows.

    How often do you get called by someone else's name?
    Rarely.

    Do you get a lot of colds?
    Nah. I'm always guaranteed one at the start of summer and another around Christmas.

    Would you consider painting your bedroom purple?
    Dark purple yeah, like my drums.

    Do you know how it feels to be cheated on?
    Yup.

    Are there any posters in your room?
    There's not. I wanna put my Ed Norton picture up though.

    Are you a mean person?
    Nah. I'm a very nice person!

    Does anyone hate you?
    I couldn't care less.!

    What are you doing tonight?
    I wanna go into our practise room to get my bag, but I'm really lazy!

    If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
    Definately.

    Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
    Ah yeah.

    Do you usually tell people when you're mad at them?
    I don't need to. They'd know.

    Are you in a good mood right now?
    Fairly good, yeah.

    Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
    Tattoos more than piercings, yeah.

    What is stressing you out most right now?
    Wanting a job.

    Are you waiting for a phone call?
    Not really.

    What hurts right now?
    My throat.

    Did the last person who hurt you, ever apologize?
    I'm not sure who that was.

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  • Hello, I am a survey!

    ●If you married the last person you texted?
    I reckon it'd be a great marriage, but it'd be frowned upon in the eyes of god:'( Sorry Valo. No Wedding for us!

    ●Who is the last person you cooked for?
    Other than myself, I think it was Keitho.

    ●How many windows are open on your computer?
    Just 1, with 2 tabs open.

    ●Were you happy when you woke up today?
    Yeah, I thought I had ages left in bed, but I set my alarm wrong and I was actually meant to be up 9 minutes earlier! That's a whole Snooze button!

    ●When were you on the phone last? And with who ?
    12:35 today. Talking to Martina.

    ●Have you talked to a complete jerk today?
    The guy in the dole office seemed like a jerk! Fucking jerk!

    ●Want someone back in your life?
    Nope! They're not in it for a reason.

    ●What are you excited for?
    Practise tonight! Feels like I haven't played drums in ages!!

    ●What were you doing yesterday?
    Aw! Super massive lazy day yesterday! Didn't even get dressed! Watched loads of Maury, Miami Ink, Mythbusters, How It's Made, had a nap, and watched my Incubus DVD. Best day ever!

    ●Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
    Martina, cause she's the best friend in the world! And she's in Dublin now!! Right now!!

    ●What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
    Your da!! Nah, my Tayto sandwich, I prefer King! I am that 1 in 4!

    ●Are you scared to fall in love?
    I am in love, with drums and music.

    ●Do you think teenagers can be in love?
    In love with men! Fags!

    ●Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
    I'm sure it was Si, but not in an angry way! I always punch Si in the face! He loves it!

    ●Is there something you want to tell someone?
    Yeah, your oul lady has worms!

    ●Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
    I have no hair!

    ●What do you want right now, be honest?
    As of today, I've decided my new life goal is to play drums for Newton Faulkner!

    ●Who was the last person you took a picture with?
    God only knows!

    ●Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
    Happily single! Couldn't handle a relationship right now.

    ●Where is your cellphone?
    Right in front of me. Look at it there, all taped together! It could survive an atomic bomb! If an atomic bomb went off, the only thing to survive would be cockroaches, my phone and my brother's hips!

    ●Is it easy to make you cry?
    Depends how easily you could rob a set of drums from my house! But even if you did, my snare is in the practise room, so I'd still have that and my cymbals! So fuck ya!

    ●Do you care too much/not at all/just enough?
    I have priorities, but I couldn't give a wank about something that's not one of my priorities.

    ●How fast does your mood change?
    If it has reason to change, it can change faster than you can say "Fucking private number, man!"

    ●I bet you miss somebody right now?
    Well I bet you could take a long walk off a short pier and survive. Go on, prove me wrong fucker!

    ●Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
    Oh yes!

    ●Do you tell people you're ok when you're really not?
    Only people who are just asking to be nice. If someone I trust asks me, they get the truth.

    ●Have you ever worn the opposite sex' s clothing?
    I have. And I looked great!

    ●When did you last talk to your number 1?
    On the phone earlier.

    ●When is your next road trip?
    I'm always up for a road trip! All I need is the right person to call and say "Road trip! Now!"

    ●How many people have you liked in the past 8 months?
    Aw not fair!! I went through a few cases of One-itis! But there's only been 2 or 3 that I've been speechless over!

    ●What school do you go to?
    Dole Office Community School!

    ●What year did you join?
    I joined the dole office community school in February I think! Started real school in 2001.

    ●What do you currently hear right now?
    Newton Faulkner - All I got!

    ●Do you have an account on Youtube?
    I do.

    ●Are you w

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    What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
    I had my tongue sticking out cause I was playing with my tongue bar, so I'm gonna say my tongue is the last thing I put in my mouth.

    Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew?
    Not that I know of...

    Where was your default picture taken?
    My ma's cousin's house.

    Last person you rode in a car with?
    Barry.

    Can you play guitar hero?
    Oh god no! I'm fucking terrible at it!!

    Last time you walked further than a block?
    I've no idea! Car is easier!

    Name someone that made you laugh today?
    Barry.

    How late did you stay up last night and why?
    Just after 4.

    If you could move somewhere else, would you?
    I don't think so.

    Ever been kissed under fireworks?
    I actually do not think so.

    Which of your friends lives closest to you?
    Ste probably?

    Do you believe ex's can be friends?
    Only if it ends mutually.

    Do you like calling or texting better?
    Most of the time, I prefer texting.

    How do you feel about Diet Dr Pepper?
    I've never had Diet Dr Pepper, but I love Dr Pepper, with Jager:D

    When was the last time you cried really hard?
    I can't remember.

    Where is your biological father right now?
    Sounds like he's in the kitchen.

    Where are you at right now?
    I'm in my bedroom, watching Red Dragon

    What bed did you sleep in last night?
    My own. Best bed ever!

    What was the last thing someone bought for you?
    I can't really remember!

    Who took your profile picture?
    A photographer that works with my ma's cousin!

    Who was the last person you took a picture of?
    It was actually the 69 bus!

    Was yesterday better than today?
    Ah yesterday involved playing drums so I'm saying yesterday!

    Can you live a day without TV?
    Of course.

    Are you mad about anything?
    Mad as in wanting something or as in annoyed?

    Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
    I dunno.

    When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
    Today when Topman had nothing that nice!

    Are you a bad influence?
    Maybe...

    Night out or night in?
    A cheap night out!

    What items could you not go without during the day?
    My phone.

    Would you share a drink with a stranger?
    Nope. Bit dodgy.

    Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
    I'm not too sure.

    Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?
    I have mine done and I'm straight, plus I stretched the fuck outta mine!:D

    Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
    No because I've heard it means there's drug dealers in the area.

    What does the last text message in your inbox say and who's it from?
    It's from Morgo saying "B..B...B...B...B..BOULER"

    How do you feel about your life right now?
    I'm in 2 great bands, I get free money, I get to see the people worth seeing when I want, I have more fun than anyone can imagine! I genuinely believe no one has a better life than! You think you're living? I assure you, you're only surviving.

    How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
    Not pulled over exactly, it was a checkpoint.

    Do you hate anyone?
    Yeah. Fuck all that "Hate is a strong word" bullshit! I hate a lot of people. But they're all justified by things that they've done, so they only have themselves to blame.

    If we were to look in your inbox, what would we find?
    Messages or emails!

    Can you easily tell if someones fake?
    Yeah, they don't interest me and conversation is almost impossible to keep up.

    How's your heart?
    I rarely excersize, but playing 1 song on drums, on stage is the equivalent to running a 1000 metre sprint! FACT!!

    Say you were given a drug test right now, Would you pass?
    Not unless passive smoking shows us.

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  • Aoife Maher
    Aoife Maher

    Haha and everyone will be all
    "do you even know her??"
    and you'll be all
    "nah I just like hitting people with maths books!":L
    Do ye know where yer playing yet?

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  • Aoife Maher
    Aoife Maher

    Thank you for the sterness but what I really need is a good slap!!!
    A slap of a maths book preferably.
    6months left and then it'll be all like WHOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO COLLEGE!!
    Ya know what Im sayin?
    You dont know what Im sayin....

    1 Tag her
  • Aoife Maher
    Aoife Maher

    Wheres your boyfriend at?
    Wheres your boyfriend at?
    Wheres your boyfriend at?:L
    I love that guy!!!
    Things are good,government are being fairly sound pissing the teachers off into striking.
    Fingers crossed this is only the begining!

    1 Tag her
  • Aoife Maher
    Aoife Maher

    Oh Yvonne?!
    Thats a french ass name Yvonne!!

    ........in reply to your message.

    2 Tage her
  • Pippins
    luv Pippins

    love, cause i said so

    3 Tage her
  • Pearl McGrattan
    luv Pearl McGrattan

    Chris!
    ur profile picture is savage, i cant believe u actually dressed up as jade goody!
    how are ya these days?!

    4 Tage her
  • Pippins
    luv Pippins

    buzz

    1 Woche her
  • Andrew Young
    luv Andrew Young

    ALLAH IS A SADIST PRICK THAT LOVES SUFFERING, ALL BECAUSE HE GOT IMPALED BY THE SACRED STONE AND DIED A THOUSAND HORRIBLE DEATHS.
    Up for a buzz during the week? Few cans in my gaf?
    We get the Behan fella too and dry ride em. :D

    1 Woche her
  • Ais 'Ling' Abbey
    luv Ais 'Ling' Abbey

    I don't have any pictures of ponies or rainbows to reciprocate with.

    1 Woche her
  • Emer Maher
    Emer Maher

    Oh Chris, I cant bring myself to laugh at it... and I laugh at alot of morally wrong things...

    Dress suits you though :DD

    1 Woche her
  • Baz Devilly
    luv Baz Devilly

    Ah u told me it was 15euro on dis thing which i only checkd now :L :L It was still deadly seein edel and all those weird ppl :D I cant belev how quite dis weknd was :O its crazy we will organize sumtin whoppa for nxt week ..

    Wen u startin at argos again ??? X

    2 Wochen her
  • Baz Devilly
    luv Baz Devilly

    Alri jade hahaha Yea dat sounds deadly :D :D hav u gotta buzz goin ?? i actually cant wait ta head shud be a gfood laff .. hopefully dey will hava gud few ideas for my first tatt :P x

    2 Wochen her
  • Bernadette Scott
    Bernadette Scott

    Very original i must say im impressed

    3 Wochen her
  • Bernadette Scott
    Bernadette Scott

    Thats just wrong!!! haha

    3 Wochen her
  • Bernadette Scott
    Bernadette Scott

    Love the dress

    3 Wochen her
  • Gerrup Outta That
    Gerrup Outta That

    ssssssssssssssssssssssssshh you :( tut lol

    3 Wochen her
  • Cathy Gorman
    luv Cathy Gorman

    Monoism..love it!! haha xx

    3 Wochen her
  • Pippins
    luv Pippins

    love you!

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  • Andrew Young
    luv Andrew Young

    I don't see why not felch face! PINT OF VODKA, COME HERE TO ME.

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  • Eimear McHugh

    http://babybassethound81381.tripod.c...

    your future self, you hot mess you!

    4 Wochen her