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Memories (im gonna regret this) lol
Leave one memory of you and me together as a comment.
It doesn't matter if I know you a little or a lot, anything you remember. It could be from 2weeks ago or 2years ago...just anything good that you remember. Next, repost this bulletin on your own blog and see how many people leave a memory about you..!

I was born Jonathon Aaron Steel, to the parents of William and Elizabeth steel. I am a Leo, born under the sign of the lion and I was raised in a lower middle class family with only one brother Michael whom I love dearly. He was five years my senior. My father's nickname was Red which I could never understand why because his hair was sandy blond. Nevertheless, the name stuck. So when my brother was born my father became Big Red and my brother Little Red.

I should have known from the first time when I realised their special connection, that I just didn't fit in to my father's plans. And as I grew older the constant comparison between my brother and myself left little doubt who was the image of perfection in my father's eye. To him, my brother could do no wrong and I became The Invisible Boy, the proverbial 'black sheep' and I soon figured out that red and black don't mix. The beatings I received became more and more frequent to the point where I would ask my father "Am I the orphaned son you would never need"? But oddly enough I worshipped the ground my father walked upon.

My brother and I were a strange mixture, as different as daylight and dark. Looking back, it's hard to imagine we came from the same parents. I sometimes wondered if we had the same father, but I always dismissed that idea as my mother was far too religious, my father as well, to ever even think of such a thing. But my brother who had always sensed my parent's instilled insecurities tried his best to encourage me. For I was born different and he knew it. He often told me when I was born an angel flew over my bed and christened me with a magic wand and said "You shall be the one." And I had no idea what 'The one' was, but as I grew older I began to understand. Most boys put their mother on a pedestal and worship them like the Virgin Mary but with her too my relationship was different and not for the good. She was opinionated, uneducated, sometimes prejudiced, overbearing, believed everything she read, true or not, and when it came to religion was over-zealous to say the least. A mind boggling combination but she was pretty, very pretty and I would often wonder, bordering on complete confusion, how a person of this description could rationalise life.

This was a series of characteristics that many times in my life I would look back on in bewilderment and the women I sought after when I was older would be nothing like her. In the pain of youth, the misery of my neglect, would manifest itself in many ways; depression - my enemy, fear - my friend, hatred - my lover, and anger - fuel for my fire. These four characteristics of my personality would become the guiding force of my life and would control everything I did or was to become. I shall explain later in the story about them which I call my Four Doors of Doom.

The mirror, the great plaything for man's vanity. The mirror was to become, at times, my altar of refuge and other, my alter ego and its magnificent obsession with a relentless pursuit of attention. It served as a chilling reflection of my own wretchedness and my greatness. It was the one place I could go to see inside myself, to find love, in an otherwise loveless household where I could be great, where I could be anything or anyone I wanted to be - one hundred percent pure escapism until I discovered its precious secret. The mirror lives, it breathes, it talks, it lies, it has a personality all its own. It is a genie that grants all the wishes you could ever dream, at least in my case - all except two.

It was my 14th birthday, the day that changed my life forever. My brother Michael, the one person who was my guiding light, my friend, my hero, was killed by a drunk driver in a head-on collision. He died instantly. I couldn't even bring myself to go to his funeral. My agony was so great I just couldn't come face to face with him that one last time. My failure to attend intensified my parents' resentment for me even more. But from that

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks outrank "natural causes" as a cause of death.

It is said you can't know someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. This means no one will ever know Chuck Norris because he'd kill you if you touch his shoes

Chuck Norris is strong enough for a man, but made for fifteen women at a time.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants

Chuck Norris is the reason why Wally is hiding

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris has two speeds. walk and kill.

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

When the hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris

If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris can hear everything

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a
game of tennis.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe,
and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan
borrowed two bucks from Chuck Norris and forgot to pay him back.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris way of telling the world that sometimes corn
needs to lie the **** down.

When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get
wet. The water gets "chucked" instead.

In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World
Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris,
and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come
to matching him.

Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put
up with lactose's shit.

Chuck was kicked out of the army for not carrying any weapon into battle.

Chuck Norris doesn't break up with his girlfriends. He just breaks them.

Chuck Norris was the first man ever to have a PhD in kicking ass and taking names.

Chuck Norris wrote all the words to the "Happy Days" theme song... with his beard.

Chuck Norris went to a club with medieval weaponry because he misunderstood what a rap battle is. He won anyway. There were no survivors.

People think snakes have a flexible jaw so they can swallow there prey hole. In reality God made them that say so Chuck could switch to a non-latex condom if he wanted to.

Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

In space, only Chuck Norris can hear you scream.

Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the fuck Chuck Norris is

More than half of the planet population has never actually seen any Walker Texas ranger or Delta force or Missing in action production. But they still think Chuck Norris exists. When asked why, they all reply, "Faith."

If Chuck Norris were to break-dance, dancers would just give up.

Chuck Norris once ate a van-load full of 13th degree black belts and shat out Steven Seagal.

If you ever meet Chuck Norris, he may flaunt the fact that he is "fluent in over 6 million forms of communication". Be wary though, as most of these are either a punch to the face, or a kick to the groin.

Chuck Norris wears Jet Li as a tie.