If i, Had the chance
To take it all, Away from you
My soul is suffering,
My heart is bleeding,
My mind is aching,
Just want to forget it
Lose it where it hurts most
Lose it where i loved most


Would it feel better?
Would it be safer?
Would it improve?
Harmless, full of life
Would it feel bitter?
Would it be painful?
Would it be missing?
Confused, empty inside

mornings when
I woke up next to you
Are now are gone
Don’t want it to be true
Now my arms are empty
My heart is pumping
What can i do?
Lose it where it hurts most
Lose it where i loved most

Would it feel better?
Would it be safer?
Would it improve?
Harmless, full of life
Would it feel bitter?
Would it be painful?
Would it be missing?
Confused, empty inside

I been waiting
I been missing
I been loving you
I been hurting
I been regretting
I been hating you

Would i be happy?
Or would i be sorry
Not knowing how it felt to be alive
It be better
then pretending
To be happy
Coz it still burns inside

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[The family trying to break Miss. K from up with an imaginary pen pal with a romantic letter]
(Homer): "Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'"
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(Lisa): Dad! I had a bad dream!
(Homer): Oh Lisa. You just lay down and tell me all about it.
(Lisa): I know this sounds absurd, but I was dreaming that the Boogieman was chasing me and...
(Homer): AAHH! Boogieman!
[Runs to Bart's room]
(Homer): Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but we may have an ordeal involving a Boogieman or BoogieMEN in the house!
(Bart): Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!

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(Homer): Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
(Lisa): No.
(Homer): Ham?
(Lisa): No!
(Homer): Pork chops?
(Lisa): Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
(Homer): Heh heh heh ... ooh ... yeah right, Lisa. A wonderful ... magical animal.


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(Homer): OK, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but lets get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
(Homer's brain): It's a deal!

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(Marge): Homer, it's funny but I've noticed that my mum and your dad are very lonely.
(Homer): Ha ha! That is funny!

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(Bart): We made it!
(Everyone): Yay!
(Homer): Woo hoo!
(Bart) [yelling out the window]: Eat my shorts, Shelbyville!
(Bart and Homer) [together]: Eat my shorts!
(Ned): Yes, eat all of our shirts.

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(Shelbyville Man): "Bust in here and take it? You must be stupider than you look."

(Homer): "Stupider like a fox!"


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Homer Simpson's sayin's:



"Donuts ... is there anything they can't do?"

"Can't talk ... eating."


"I'm not a praying man, but if you're up there, save me Superman!"


"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."


"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers."

"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!"


"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'"


"I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one,'cover for me.' Number two, 'oh, good idea, boss.' Number three, 'it was like that when I got here.'"

"Anyway, once upon a time, there was a big mean lion who got a thorn in his paw. All the village people tried to pull it out, but nobody was strong enough! So, they got Hercules. And Hercules used his mighty strength, and Bingo! Anyway, the moral is, the lion was so happy, he gave Hercules this big ... thing ... of riches."

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Look at me, you can tell
By the way I move and do my hair
Do you think that it's me or it's not me?
I don't even care
I'm alive
I don't smell
I'm the cleanest I have ever been.
I feel big, I feel tall, I feel dry dry

Just look at me, look at me now
I'm a fake
Just look at me, look at me now
I'm a fake

Do I drink? Do I date?
I've got perfect placement all my ink
Satisfied, in your eyes
I'm the biggest fan I've got right now
I made sure, that I look how I wanted to look
The people around me, the people surround me
I feel big, I feel tall, I feel dry dry

My stomach hurts now, and all tied off in lace
I pray, I beg for anything, to hit me in the face
and this sicknes isn't me, I pray to fall from grace
The last thing I see is feeling
And I'm telling you I'm a fake
And I'm telling you I'm...