WHAT WOULD YOU DO..
If I Was Crying:
If I Was Sick:
If I Kissed U:
If I Ran Away:
If I Died:
If I Was In The Hospital:
If I Was Mad:
If I Hugged U:
If I Asked U Out:
If I Held Ur Hand:
If I Cut My Finger:
If I Committed Suicide:
If I Need SomeOne To Talk To:
If I Wanted To Call SomeOne:
If I told you i love you:
If I had a nightmare:
If I told you i hate you:
If I was put in a Coma :
If I Went Missing :
If I Got Jumped :

1. Name: Andre Cartwright
2. Nickname:
3. Birthday: 27.7.1984
4. Place of Birth: penrith
5. Zodiac Sign: leo
6. Male or Female: male
7. Occupation:
8. Organisation:
9. Single/Attached: single
10. Residence: kmc
11. MSN: dre2784@hotmail.com

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: brown
13. Hair Length: short
14. Eye color: brown
15. Weight:
16. Height:
17. Braces?: no
18. Glasses?: no
19. Piercings: no
20. Tattoos:nah but want one
21. Righty or Lefty: righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: lachlan
23. First Award: cant remember
24. First Sport You Joined: soccer
25. First pet: dog
26. First Real Vacation: surfers paradise
27. First Big Concert: missy elliot

___ Favorites___

29. Movie:American Gangster
30. TV programme: The Contender
31. Color: red
32. Singer: Tupac
33. Band: dunno
34. Song: apologize by (timbaland ft one nation)
35. Friends: Sam, Azza, Trolley, Cuzzo, Damo, Josh, n a cuple of otha Ppl
36. Sweet: White Chocolate
37. Sport: watching football (soccer) n Rugby League
39. Favorite brand: ADIDAS
40. Store: Dunno
41. School Subject: Maths
42. Animal: None
43. Book: Australia's worst crimes
44. Magazine: Zoo n Alpha
45. Shoes: ADIDAS shoes

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Tipsy
47. Single or Taken?: single
48. Have a crush: maybe
49. Eating: lollies
50. Drinking: Woodstock
51. Typing: wata eva ur readin right now
52. Online?: well i wouldn't be doin it if i wasn't
53. Listening To: Apologize
54. Thinking About: where to get more money for grogfrom
55. Wanting To: get more drunk
56. Watching: the computer screen
57. Wearing: clothes

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: undecided
59. Be Married?: nah
60. Careers in Mind: Chef or sumfen wid computers
61. Where do you want to live: Surfers or sumwhere in sydney
62. Car: HSV Clubsport

....Which Is Better With The Opposite Sex....

63. Hair Colour: Brunette
64. Hair Length:long
65. Eye Colour: blue
66. Measurements:
67. Cute or Sexy: sexy
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: hugs
70. Short or Tall: abit shorter then me
71. Easygoing or Serious: easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: spontaneous
73. Fatty or Skinny: in between
74. Sensitive or Loud: abit of both
75. Hook-Up or Relationship: down for whatever
76. Sweet or Caring: both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: hesitant one


........Have You Ever........

78. Kissed a Stranger: yes
79. Had Alcohol: love it
80. Smoked: still do
81. Ran Away From Home: no
82. Broken A Bone: no
83. Got An X-ray: yep
84. Broken Someones Heart: no
85. Broke Up With Someone: no
86. Cried When Someone Died: nah not yet cause no1 close to me has died
87. Cried At School: no

........Do You Believe In........

88. God: Not really
89. Miracles: of course
90. Love At first site? nah cause it takes time to love sumone u cant just luv them striaght away u learn to luv a person....
91. Aliens: well if i believe in ghost i would have to say yes
92. Soul Mates: yeah just aint found her yet
93. Heaven: yep thats were im going
94. Hell: if theres a heaven theres a hell
95. Angels: yep sumone's gotta watch ova ya
96. Kissing on The First Date: depends
97. Horoscopes: no
98. Ghosts efinitley yes cause i seen 2
99. In keeping ur friends close n ur enemies closer: havent fought bought it

TWO OLD PENSIONERS

Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.

Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."

"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.

"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind."

The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress.

The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.

Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.

Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"

The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.

He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?"

The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that fucking fence wasn't electrified."



THE BUG ON THE WIND SHIELD

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable fidelity practices when suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices off the mans penis and angrily tosses it out the window of the car.

Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a man and his 10 year old daughter chatting away beside him. All of the sudden, the penis smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off.

Surprised, the daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that ?!?"

Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."

The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute, she says. "Sure had a big dick."



NEW RECRUITS

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.

"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied.

"I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for your elongated penises?"

"No sir, our mother."

"Your mother? You idiot, women don't have penises!"

"I know, sir," replied the recruit, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best as she could."