FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason u have no food

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that\'s what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the fagget out!!

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will Copy n PASTE this