my charcoal pencils are on their way! im so excited its kinda sad....

aaah im stranded on a deserted island! aaah
S.O.S
..wait i have no ship to save!! haahaa x

Omg u should! ah if u go as mr c can i go as mrs c!? ah haha would be an awesome idea!x

soo know what im dressing up as!!!! ah haha x

i went to tesco today and couldn't help but notice that they were freesh outta brillo pads, anything to do with you?hmmmm!x

"a bunch of wires rubbin against you....."that is rank! eeeuuugchhh x

BRILLLLLLO PAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's a must before you die!! paaaaaah hahaha. x

U hav a good nite last nite? i hear u went to Fubar! Payin for it today lol?x

lol told you i ALWAYS win xx

When you gonna get me my own kettle?? x

did you know that if you go up into space, that when you come back your children will be older than you. haha

im going to go karting now-and i will win!! im going to practice in my car haahaaa
x

The Minisrty of Defence just called, there's an international crisis and they all crew members for a special mission. The ship sets sail at 0600, they said you'd know the one. Its the HMS Beaver. They need you to bring your certificate as ID. xx

right ok just read raquels comment...i saw that dead badger on the way up to work on sunday afternoon..........most likely meaning it was hit on saturday night...........was it you?!! i meant to ask y.day!!! x

Never guess what happened to me today....
Got bit by a badger how ironic is that!!!

Damm tho's badgers i swear ther out to get us all x

HAAHAA. you asked cole? what he say? did he say aye? oh so many questions lol.x

PENGUINNNNNNNN
lol
mind ask coleeee x

would u be offended if i sang the pus eye song? The neighbours have parked both their cars in front of their house so the new ones will only get 1 car in if they steal ur space i'll let u know. (its so sad this is wat our life has come to! ) xx

my phone isnt working u weasel! Its ur fault. I brought u home some of the cake i made for JT, i think you'll find it to be delicioso!! (if u'd been doing ur tapes u'd know what that means! ) Its in the kitchen away from Smudgeregar's tiny teeth. I'm going to bed early to watch GG in the tidiest bedroom i ever did see. TTFN xx

theres a package here for u, its in a big brown box? what the hell? xx