Memories. Feel free to contribute.

"Singing off the same hymn sheet - Laaaa!"

Megan raping me and singing in her sleep at Amy's 16th.

Listening to crap music on the iPod.

TOP GEAR FTW.

"Just stare at the wall"

"Use the other fucking door!"

"There's no NEED!"

Going dancing instead of staying at the "Biology party"

Constant quoting from "Mean Girls"

"Channel 'FUCK OFF' Moores!"

The 'school documentary'.

Good old lessons in geography with Bairdio and the secret filming.

The Green Velvet Man Thong.

'Holiday snaps' in geography.

"Right, ready, ok..."

"Rich tea, rich tea!"

Wowzerland.

Hitler's Helter Skelter.

Callaghan Quotes.

"Mrs Banucha's underpants causes global warming"

"If you were gay..." - GREAT SONG.

"Can you scratch my arse?"

Badminton + Swimming = epic fail.

"Hearing aids"

Ladies Who Lunch.

"Hello Kirkaldy!"

"De-Gimpifying. Gimp Repellent: Coming to a store near YOU!"

Kim and Blair's "wedding photo".

Mistaking the word "deduced" for "seduced"
"Yeah, I seduced Mr Lynch..."

Secret card games and scaring Mr Callaghan.

Beating and destroying the system ;D


BIOLOGY TRIP.

Epic bus trip. Bell charges like the wind when he realises everyone is travelling towards the Perth Road.

Guy - "Where's your teacher?"
Steph - "She's in hospital..."
Guy - "What did you do to her?!?"

"YMR YA BASS!"

"I really want a scrap"

*dribbles on self*

"EHH, EM FAE ARBROATH! Didn't realise this was advanced higher biology, thought it was PE like!"

*writes on pad* "There's nothing happening!"

"If you want to know anything about student life at Dundee University..."

Lauren - "You have no pulse..."
Me - "Oh god, i'm dead?!"

"Put your hand on the table... FLAT OUT!"

"Oh god, NO, i'm going to pass out! I'm scared!"

"I hope you don't have a gulity conscience because you've just killed 4 million e-coli!"

Numerous inappropriate lines of conversation at the dinner table.

"Squirt? I'm surprised Moores didn't say anything about that..."

"Trousers, TROUSERS!"

CINEMA

Polish guy: "we can find the seats easy! - *loudly* 'A, B, C...' "

A piece of paper comes out the screen - "WEEEE!"

"Hey guys, lets go see 'Inglourious Basterds'... DAMN, we missed 'Inglourious Basterds' !!"

TOWN MOMENTS

Lisa bumps into a balloon stand: "Oh, sorry!"

Joe: *said in manly voice* "TK MAAXX! MOTHERCAAARE!"

"Check out all the fails!"

PHYSICS FUN

Me: "Bell, I don't think that's going to work..."
Bell: "NO, wait! I'm so close!"
*15 minutes later*
Bell: "Damn, I was sure that would work!"

Spinning Bob in a chair as part of an 'experiment'.

A diagram of a pendulum, the end labeled 'BOB'. Can't wait for the next experiment...

"It's all the same thing; My name's Nicola, My cousin calls me Nic, My friends call me Nikki..."

"Oh, shh..."

CHEMISTRY CRACK-UPS

After an hour of long hard work, the conical flasks tip over into the water. "NOO!"

Mr Sleigh fills the big glass bowl full of hot water. The second we turn around "SMASH!".

"Her name begins with K. Maybe its KOVALENT! KOVALENT BOND!"

Calum: "Karishe, did your dad film that program about paedophiles?"
Karishe: "I have no idea what you are talking about..."
Holly: "Yeah, what channel was that you were watching!?"
Calum: "IT WAS THE TEN O'CLOCK NEWS!"

BIOLOGY BANTER

Steph: "Why does a spider eat her husband?"
Mrs Clark: "Well, they don't really have feelings like we do. Anyway, he's probably just diving in there and hoping for the best!"

That guy with the really grumbly voice on the video.

"No, Moores, go away!"

Going to the cinema, to see Hot Fuzz. It's a 15, and Laura asks for two 'childrens' tickets. LOL.

Getting hooked on Smirnoff.

The chocolate eggs. Speaks for itself

Laura: "Oh, Lauren is asleep!"
Lauren: "No i'm not!"

CHEWIN' THE FAT!
'och, awa' an' dinnae talk pish!'
'ya' couple o' fannies!'

'Flirting' on msn
'a fine potato like yersel'
'tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la, la la la GAY'

Go the cinema again, to see 'Blades of Glory'. Gets to the least funny part of the film, and Laura bursts into tears of laugher. Me and Lauren sit there embarrassed.

'you better not be putting backwash into my coke!'

First year science:
Laura: 'MASTERBATING'
Clarky: 'GET OUT, NOW!'
*snigger*

Singing Chrismas songs in the middle of November.

Dropping the plate on the floor in Home Ec.

THE THERMOMETER!

Good times with BURNS!

Photos with the 'party gear' on.

The mental videos!

The sunglasses:
Laura: 'Oh, Moores, those sunglasses are very sexual'
Clarky: 'What...?!'

Taking the piss out of 'brass bands' on the net.

Talking about TOMMY!

Citizenship with Mr Cox.

The whiteboard incident:
Laura: 'Where's the pens, i'm writing on the board'
Clarky: *from the end of the corridor* 'NO YOU'RE NOT!'

Pretending to do gardening in Biodiversity, and generally annoying Mr Lynch.

Taking the mick out of DUNN-DER HEED!

Good days in P.E.

"Rich tea, Rich tea!"

Colouring books for the shoeboxes.

MORE TO COME! (:

THE OFFICIAL VERSION!

BACK IN BUSINESS.


Here are Mr Callaghan's most fantastic, brilliant and hilarious quotes:


"Some punk-ass first year..."

"I'll fix it later"

"Do you always question your english teacher on physics?"

"Where's [Enter Name Here]"

"Once is an accident, Twice is a coincidence, Third is deliberate"

"Go to page [Number here]"

"Do you know about something called brain tests?"

"Do you always sit there?"

"Why can't I adjust this?"

"I don't know. Make it up"

"Biology is living, Chemistry is smelling and Physics just doesn't work!"

"Silence on 3, 2, 1"

"That's not meant to happen"

"My roof is leaking again"

"Why is this not working?"

"One minute he's running, Next he's on the floor"

"Once you've done that..."

"Electronics is our friend"

"When your mate pulls up in his £2000 Escort..."

"Mmm...physics"

"I want to hit a first year when he's walking past"

"That's not even physics, that's street talk"

"Uhh, I forgot your name"

"That's what I was away to say"

"52 pence"

"Thanks for stealing that from me"

"I confused myself there"

"I'm the only geek in a physics class"

"That's what physics is"

"How do you spell that?"

"Where's my pencil? Im forever losing things"

"It's like fitting a massive engine into your little Nova. It's not safe!"

"That was like a textbook answer"

"Put your hand in the air! Wave it around like you just don't care!"

"I don't know whether i'm coming or going"

"I don't suppose you should be doing this but what the hell!"

"It's really hard to keep an object moving at constant speed without it falling off the bench"

"You probably know more than me"

"I don't think so"

"I would highly question that"

"Tickyboxy!"

"Dumbass!"

"The sky is the limit"

"Oh well"

"The mass of the car is 900km"

"Kitential and Potetic"

"900m/s?! 3 times the speed of sound?! Never mind the block, the sonic boom would kill you! Bloody hell!"

"Trees know physics!"

"Shut up"

"My tiddly wee motor will do it in days"

"I need a volunteer"

"That doesn't help"

"Cheap and heavy"

"Thanks for that"

"We've not done it yet"

"Physics. Trust it to take something easy and make it difficult"

"You can blah geography. Its crap"

"Otters have an understanding of physics"

"Before you know it, you're off the end of the slide, your knees are bleeding and your crying for your mum"

"Tools for scratching themselves. Tools for scratching others"

"Should've written the thing down"

"You have done that"

"No, I don't think so"

"Could not be arsed"

"I'll prove you wrong"

"It's like going for a walk in Glasgow at midnight. You don't know whats going to happen. But there's a 99.9% chance it ain't gonna be good"

"The Americans spent a few million dollars on a pen that works in space. The Russians just used a pencil"

"You need to watch more TV"

"I wouldn't exchange Yakult for barium"

"Its alright. I have bad days as well"

"I was the only person laughing"

"If I could stop dropping my keys"

"You would turn the earth into the sun"

"How did that happen?"

"Thats one bit of Christmas turkey too much"

"Mushroom clouds are never a good sign"

"By the time I do it and say 'This is Cool!', we would all be dead"

"Einstein was dyslexic. I'm halfway there"

"Dinosaurs were stupid"

"Anyone else want to pick my maths"

"You sit down, shut up and absorb information"

"When you're cycling at night, no one can see you, so you get killed"

"Write a diagram"

"Accel..."

"How often do you question your teacher on physics formulae?"

"You know, you should just shut up"

"The man, Mr Morris, is maybe coming in"

"Well, I think you should write it like this"

"Now, everyone knows that the Americans are not the most intelligent of people"

''You don't think when you put your jacket on, other than what