...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

.a kiss leads 2 makeout

...a makeout leads 2 finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a fuck.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply

12 rules of bebo

One.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone u still fuggly


Two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


Three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


Four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


Five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


Six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways or in 5 different colour schemes.


Seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't Hassle me another with another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?" I obviously think ur a waste of time and
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


Eight.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here!!!


Nine.
If u just on my page to give me shit den get of my page and go play on da road!!!

Ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


Eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN BITCH AND GROW UP
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP AND REPOST IT!!!


Twelve.
DoN'T WrItE lIkE tHiS
its fukn annoying and no1 can read it properly

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