From now on, you're going to be asked unique questions, you ready?
Bring it on bitch!

When's the last time you said you were fine, but really weren't?
Uhhhh Sunday

Relationships or one night stands?
I don't really like commitment...

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Today

Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
Without a doubt

Do you laugh a lot?
Yeah. I'm one of the most easily amused people. Last Friday I laughed at a bottle falling off a windowsil. I wasn't even drunk

Why did you last cry?
Ummm the other week, watching Mickey Blue Eyes lol

You have to get a facial piercing, what do you get?
Lip or nose

You have to get a tattoo, where and what do you get?
A shamrock on the inside of my right arm

Could you cry right now?
Only for being so tired

In the past week, have you cried?
No

Have you ever been awake for 2 days straight?
Ish

What are the things you've heard people say about you?
How long have you got?

Who has the same phone as you?
Dad, Jacquie, some other randoms I know...

How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?
A lot

Do you have an older brother?
Aye

Sisters?
Nah man

Are you okay with the life you live?
Yeah, I love my life

Last person you told a secret to?
I don't have secrets lol

Would you run around a neighborhood at night without a shirt for 5000 pounds?
I'd do it for less than half that

Do you like hugs and kisses?
Who doesn't?

Do you text/call during class?
Yeah. Usually in PC Passport. I'm too scared of Lynn to do that in her classes lol.

What's something other than a fruit that you love in milkshakes?
Milk

Have you ever stayed home from school just because you were WAY too tired?
Of course

Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous?
Yeah

What's something you're excited about right now?
Sleepy time, seeing Katy tomorrow and saturday night

Do you listen to love songs when you're down?
Yeah but they make me feel worse so I party it up with some hip hop beats

Anything you're giving up on?
Trying to give up Red Bull...actually that's a lie...no

How late did you stay up last night?
11ish

What are you thinking about right now?
Sleep, Katy, TV's (because an LCD TV ad is speaking at me), college and people

If you could change your eye color, would you?
I love my eye colour but my second choice would be like electric blue.

What are you wearing on your feet?
Socks and slippers

Are you missing someone right now?
Yeah

Do long distance relationships work?
No

Do you often wish there was something you could change?
Meh...yeah but I just forget about it

Where are you right now?
My upstairs hallway

Name something you are doing tonight?
Sleeping

What were your first thoughts this morning?
"Ah fuck"

Are you a jealous person?
Not especially.

What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Got changed into my pjs

Do you think you and your best friend will still be friends in 10 years?
I hope so

Did the last person you kissed have a tattoo?
Yes lol

Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
Don't think so

Have you ever kissed someone whos name starts with a C?
Ummm maybe? I don't know the names of everyone I kiss...man that sounded sleezy

What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Sleeping on my bus into college

Do you get along with girls?
I get along with guys better

What are you doing right now?
Facebook, msn, listening to snow patrol and cheryl cole

Do you have feelings for the last person you held hands with?
Umm I can't remember who that was...

What are you craving right now?
Sleep and snuggles

Can you cook?
Ish, I love cooking

Who did you last make fun of?
Probably Robin or Katy

Would you date someone 20 years older than you?
No, I like older guys..oh unless it was Johnny Depp. Might make a cheeky wee exception there

Have you ever see

Robin: Lynn, you missed my strip tease.
Lynn: Damn!
(Later)
Lynn: (Comes into changing rooms) I hope you girls weren't here when Robin performed his strip tease...
Me & Louise: Uhh no...course not


Me: (Drunk) Demi Lavato is all right, I can't stand that Hannah Montana though...or Miley Cyrus!
Louise: Uhh Rachael...they're the same people
Me: Oh yeah!

Me: (Drunk) Louise, when are the 14 busses?
Louise: Every half hour...why?
Me: I'm just wondering when we're getting there...
Louise: Where?
Me: The Don View
Louise: Rachael, we're in a taxi.
Me: Hahahahaha so we are!

Me: Yeah...he's just so yummy
Louise: I could ravish him! Lets sandwich him..."You can be the ham in my bread!"
Me: Ahahaaha"You can put your sausage in my sandwich!!!!" xD
Louise: "You can put your sausage in my buns!!!"
Both: *Crumble in heap on stairs hysterically* Hahahaaha!!!!

Rachael: You leg-end
Louise: HEY!!!! ...Oh...wait...u meant legend didn't you?
Me: Yes hahaha
Louise: Lol i thought u were calling me a foot!!

(In IT)
Louise: *Was listening to music so spoke really loudly* Oh my god! Look how big that cabbage is! *Points to computer screen*
(Everyone looks round)
Louise: Oh. Was that really loud? Sorry

Louise: ...and then it's harder to perfoyem...perfoyem...why can't I speak!? Perfoyem...no!
Me: Perform...
Louise: Yes...perfoyem. Damn it! I mean PERFORM!!

Grant: Yeah and submit it through turnitin
Me: Omg! I get it!
Grant: And it took you how many months of the course to work that one out? Jeeez
Louise: What?
Me: It's Turnitin. Like turn-it-in...omg that's ace!

(Louise lays down with her back to me)
Me: Lets cuddle.
Louise: Okay. You smell nice
Me: Your hair smells fiiine.
(After a while)
Me: Hey look! We're spooning!
(By-standers look on curiously)
Louise: Hahaha!
Me: That was a total facebook quote moment. Or maybe we should put it in our log books. That'd be funny

*Talking about entitlement card*

Miss Gillespie: Here's some websites you can use to help you Rachael
Katy: She needs more than websites
Me: Oi!


Katy: It says you can use it in over 42 European countries.
Me: *Sarcastic* Yeah, cause there's Pizza huts in France...
Katy: No, but there will be in America.
Me: Uh-huh. Except America isn't a European country.
Katy: Oh...lol!

Katy: When's my 16th birthday?
Me: 24th November
Katy: You're lying!
Me: No...
Katy: It's tomorrow...I'm going to be 19
Me: No way! You're lying!

Katy: 'Oooooh, lets go to the island!'
Parrot: *Mechanical crunching noises* 'Oooooh lets go to the island!'

Me, Katy, Pais: (At randomers and teachers) 'Shake ya ass, watch yourself, shake ya ass, show me what you're working with!'

Bobby: I've seen what you can do with a spoon Rachael...
Me, Katy, Scott: *Look shocked* What!?

Bobby: Rachael's having a blonde moment...
Scott: Rachael's having a blonde life!

Me: I just spoke to someone in Baku...
Katy: About your ipod problem?
Me: Urm...no. Funnily enough 'Apple' aren't based in Baku.
Katy: Oh right, yeah XD

Katy: Im so pied, i just covered my jeans i was planning to wear tomorrow in silage
Me: Ok...well wash 'em then tumble dry 'em/radiator 'em.
Katy: I would have thought of that....but it would have been too late when i finally thought of it.

Me: Katy your hair looks like a second brain
[[Later on...]]
Katy: Lets take pictures, urg my hair is gay, can you take out my brain please?
Rachie: *laughs her ass off*
Katy: *fall about laughing*

Katy: I so have to get you drunk...
Me: Ummm...why?
Katy: Because...*raises eyebrows*
Me: So you can take advantage of me?
Katy: *laughs* oh yes...
I hope nobody is listening to us...
Me: Whatever you lesbian XD

Me: Nick! Get a grip of yourself!
Nick: What? In public!?
Katy: Ummm, how about you just wait until you get home?

Me: *Sunbathing*
Katy: *Takes picture* Lol...you just look like a line with boobs!
Me: Yay...

Claire: Why does Jo call Paul 'Will'?
Me: Cause his last name's 'Williams'
Claire: Oh yeah. So I'm 'Skill' then?
Me: Haha yeah. And call me 'Wheel' XD
Claire: Lol XD Skill and Wheel!

Mum: What are you doing?
Me: Spraying that waterproof boot spray on my hand =]
Mum: Making yourself waterproof?
Me: Yeah!
Mum; News flash...you already are!
Me: Oh yeah...

Katy: Sorry. I'm being a two-faced bitch aren't I?
Me; Yeah but it's funny. Don't stop XD

Paisley: Mr Foy, where's the paper?
Mr Foy: Up here
Me: That was just an excuse to speak to him wasn't it?
Paisley: * *

Katy: *mumbles*
Me: What?
Katy: *whispers* imagine McTeacher smothered in cream...
Me: Mmmmmmm....

Pais: Friday is camera day btw guys
Me: So you're telling me I have to look decent?

Adam: Guess what Mr Danquah said to the 1st years?
Me: What?
Adam: He said he's the only white teacher in the school!
Me: What a legend!

Me: C'mon Ashlea! Do it harder! HARDER! God, Michael is better than you!
Louise: *laughs whilst trying to drink water*
Me: SWALLOW! SWALLOW, LOUISE, SWALLOW!
Louise: *sprays water everywhere*
Adam : Ewww
Me: It's rude to spit...

Mr Danquah: Rachael, where's your homework book?
Me: At home somewhere...I'll give it to you tomorrow.
Mr Danquah: You better...Or I'll bite your nose.

Kirsty M: *folds legs on chair*
Me: You've got a dimple on your leg...*prods*
Kirsty M: Well thanks for pointing out my fat dimple! Jeez...

(On bus listening to 'I like you so much better when you're Naked')
Kirsty P: I like Paddy so much better when he's naked, I like me so much better when Paddy's naked...
Me: Oooft steady XD

Lucy: I dressed as wonderwoman at a party once...
Kirsty: I was batwoman...
Paddy: Do you get a batwoman?
Kirsty: Well...no. It's just a female version of batman.
Paddy: Batman's ace.
Me: I don't like batman...
Paddy: Really? The new film looks ace!
Kirsty: New one?
Paddy: Yeah, the Dark Knight.
Me: Hmmm wi