1. If you're mad as hell that Jew-town and 63rd Halsted no longer
exists

2. If you ever bought CDs, telephone cords, candy, water, "peanuts"
"M&M's", and socks off the Redline.

3. If you go to the taste & don't eat sh!t.

4. If u only go 2 moo and oink in the summer 2 stay cool

5. You owned a Tweety Bird, beauty & the beast, or Alladin towel
jacket.

6. If you ever used "Joe"or "G" more than one time in a conversation.
7. You know who Marquita and Pookie are from the Awakenings.

8. If you go to the local restaurant and order 6 wings with extra
"mild"sauce on the fries and a pop

9. You use the word "juke""tip""dick boys" and "fam"

10. You went to "grammar school" not elementary school.

11. You drive to Indiana to get gas, squares, and fireworks.

12. You know at least 1 person R. Kelly or DJ Pharris tried to holla
at.

13. Fellaz- If you tryin to holla at a girl and you shout "Yaa Yaa"
(westside) or "Shawdaaaay" (south).

14. If you ever said"On Larry Hoover", "On King Neil", or "On Chief
Malik" tho most say "on Chief".

15. If you ever "jacked or got jacked up" at a party playin house
music.

16. If you fired a gun on new years eve BEFORE midnight.

17. If your idea of a perfect date is going to the lake front, 79th
Stony or on Madison @ the Circle.

18. If you ever argued with somebody about if the south side or west
side had the most grass or cameras with the blue light on top of it.

19. If you had to park in the alley or down to block to avoid the boot
or repo man. (bonus) if u pay an alley mechanic to take the boot off by
deflatin ya tire.

20. If you say Caa instead of car. For sho instead or for sure. Mayne
instead of man. Fo instead of folk or four

21. If you've used the terms "cobbs", "casin"(the dozens), "dilly",
"psyche".

22. If you call em GYM shoes and dont know what a sneaker is.

23.If mild sauce or Curts Boss sauce is some of your favorite toppings
for fries.

24. If you get your drink from Kenwood, Rothschild, or Prestige Liquor!


25. If you know a nigga with a 92 cavalier with 4 12's in it, BEATIN
HARD!

26. If you call Air Forc Ones 1's and not forces.

27. If you shop at Evergreen Plaza, Ford City, Madison & Pulaski, 47th
Ashland, or North Riverside.

28. If you have been or have had a family member of yours down at 26th
& California.