How old do I look?
[ ] 11
[ ] 12
[ ] 13
[ ] 14
[ ] 15
[ ] 16
[ ] 17
[ ] 18
[ ] 19
[ ] 20
[ ] 21

How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT)
[ ] 1
[ ] 2
[ ] 3
[ ] 4
[ ] 5
[ ] 6
[ ] 7
[ ] 8
[ ] 9
[ ] 10

Would you rather..
[ ] Do me
Or
[ ] Date me

Would you rather be on top or bottom?
[ ] Top
[ ] Bottom

Do I have pretty eyes?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Do you like my body?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Would you be sad if I moved?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Would you come visit me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Am I..
[ ] Hott
[ ] Beautiful
[ ] Sexy
[ ] Cute

Would you rather..
[ ] Makeout
[ ] Cuddle
[ ] Fuck
[ ] Go out

Would go out with me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ]mayb..??

Would you give me your number?
[ ] Yes ( - - ) <-----leave ya numba
[ ] No

Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

1. Give Me Your Number?
2. Love Me?
3. Let Me Kiss You?
4. Watch A Movie With Me?
5. Have Dinner With Me?
6. Drive Me Somewhere?
7. Take A Shower With Me?
8. Be My Gf/Bf?
9. Tell Me You Think Im Cute?
10. Buy Me A Drink If I Didnt Have Money?
11. Take Me Home For The Night?.. My House Or Your House?
12. Let Me Sleep In Your Bed?
13. Fuck Me?
14. Re-Post This For Me To Let Me Answer Your Questions?
15. Do You Think Im Attractive, Beautiful or Sexy?
16. Do You Like My Style?
17. Do You Think Im Funny?
18. Do You Care About Me?
19. Would You Dance With Me?
20. Would You Sing Happy B\\\'Day To Me?
21. Go out with me?

1. What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted

3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try
not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police

12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.

13. What do you say to a chav with a job?
Can I have a big mac please

14. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand

15. What do u call a knife in chav-ville?
Exhibit A

16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4

17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.

18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything.

19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.

20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."

21. Why did the chav take a shower?
He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the carwash

22. Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.

23. What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.

24. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order,
could you settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."

25. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?
Society

How do you start an argument with a chav?
Speak!

What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.

What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?

How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.

What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!

How does a chav turn the light off after having sex?
Shut the car door!


by the way i done this all for Amy Cansdale