Alison

Alison
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  • Female, 21, Luv 141
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  • Member since: May 2005
  • Last active: 30 weeks ago
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Mmm caramel shortbread is yummier than Johnny Depp...well it's close anyway
Music
My chemical romance, all american rejects, the postal service, the editors, the hoosiers, newton faulkner, scouting for girls, fall out boy, a bit of cheesy music on a night out, ummm...stereophonics, travis, greenday, blink182, the academy is, imogen heap, lily allen, arcade fire....Laura Marling, Billy Talent....
Films
stand by me, shawshank redemption, and a beautiful mind and i love watching *scrubs, 24! that 70s show, family guy, lost, jack dee* House, sex and the city and heroes!!
Stand up
Jack Dee, Dylan Moran is genious, peter kay, billy connelly, jason byrn, kevin james is awesome, ed byrns, and Ross Noble - there is so much comic genius!
Colour
Purple and sparkles, always sparkles
Scared of
Clowns and spiders (the obvious ones) anthony hopkins, listening to people brush their teeth, missing buses
Intensely dislike
Moodiness, selfishness, wanting what you dont have, rudeness for no reason, NEDS!! being lonely, being disappointed, being put on hold!(paul :P ) sitting beside really chatty people on the train or someone really drunk, adverts.

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    • *turn a frown upside down:)*

      1. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others
      that you "like it that way."


      2. Drum on every available surface.


      3. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.


      4. Staple papers in the middle of the page.


      5. Ask 800 operators for dates.


      6. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.


      7. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.


      8. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.


      9. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."


      10. Set alarms for random times.




      11. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.


      12. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.


      13. Honk and wave to strangers.


      14. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.


      15. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.


      16. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.


      17. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the
      cash register.


      18. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.


      19. only type in lowercase.


      20. dont use any punctuation either.


      21. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.


      22. Pay for your dinner with pennies.


      23. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.


      24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times:
      "Do you hear that?"
      "What?"
      "Never mind, it's gone now."


      25. Light road flares on a birthday cake.


      26. Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.


      27. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.


      28. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.


      29. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.


      30. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.



      The list continues below






      31. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.


      32. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.


      33. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.


      34. Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.


      35. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When
      nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up!" and repeat.


      36. Drive half a block.


      37. Name your dog "Dog."


      38. Ask people what gender they are.


      39. Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think."


      40. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.


      41. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".


      42. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want
      to fall off "in case the big one comes".


      43. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.


      44. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz
      Navidad", the Archies' "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.


      45. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.


      46. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.


      47. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.


      48. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.


      49. Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone
      book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.


      50. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.


      51. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.


      52. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to
      avoid the appearance of ignorance.


      53. Wear a LOT of cologne.


      54. Ask to "interface" with someone.


      55. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary
      because of your "superior mental processing."


      56. Sing

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    • Rachie Murray
      luv Rachie Murray

      wow i cant believe u have finished uni! no way thats like crazy talk man!dont know if u check this any more but yay im coming back in a few weeks - are u still kicking about glasgow or are u up in ness these days?cant wait to see u :) love much x x x x

      27 weeks ago
    • Tits Mcgee
      luv Tits Mcgee

      Oh god babe that 4 years fairly flew right in didn't they!! Jeez, i know they say time passes quicker the older you get but come on!! When're all your exams and stuff done?

      Not been upto a whole lot, well i'm sure i have but nothing of importance!! Wish i had the monies to do something good, really REALLY want a holiday sometime soon so fingers crossed! What about you? Studying hard for the final few weeks i hope!!

      I'm such a dork i left my phone at home on charge so i'll send you the number tomorrow! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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      34 weeks ago
    • Tits Mcgee
      Tits Mcgee

      Hey sweetcheeks! Was just wondering if you would like Rachies oz number? I don't think she gets online much and even if she did you know what she's like!! I think she's coming home on the 10th of june or something but still? Lemme know!

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      34 weeks ago
    • Catriona Murray

      Heey :)
      I hope your first year turned up today!!
      Ur profile made me giggle at my Jonny Depp obsession hehe. :D
      xxx

      51 weeks ago
    • Mhairi Urquhart
      Mhairi Urquhart

      yey me too cannt waait!! i get a whole week off woop! home on 24th cant wait to catch up dolly wolly xxxx

      51 weeks ago
    • Amanda Fairfoull
      luv Amanda Fairfoull

      hey it was grand thanks! i wish u i could wear the robes all the time! yeh i did ill put them up here some day! hows the work coming along? xxxxx

      51 weeks ago
    • Matthew Macleod
      luv Matthew Macleod

      well we're trying to keep her under control but u know with all the raves she has its hard:L

      wen u comming home then?

      51 weeks ago
    • Matthew Macleod
      luv Matthew Macleod

      WWOOO ur comming home

      AND ONLY 20 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS YAY!!!!!

      52 weeks ago
    • Donnam
      luv Donnam

      awh! love the bubbles picture :-) things are good here. heading to verona tomorrow, and Vigonza next weekend, so yup, def keeping busy :-) got the nativity play to prepare too, which is awesome. christmas at school is so much fun! feeling like a kid again. hope your feeling better hun, how'd the research go? xxxxx

      54 weeks ago
    • Mhairi Urquhart
      Mhairi Urquhart

      aw thanks chookum cant believe my grad ball is over, end of an era! yehheee i no its so pretty cant wait to show u.aww im sure ul catch up. or if all else fails...copy. work can be very stressful and always busy but enjoy the days off and no essays. love ur photos btw very prettty! wen u home 4 christmas?iv got a week off woohoo xxxx

      54 weeks ago
    • Eilidh Robertson
      luv Eilidh Robertson

      It's definately a sign that you should stop bebo stalking me then...

      54 weeks ago
    • Kirsty
      luv Kirsty

      ali!! how r u? hows things going? we SO need to meet up soon!!
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      54 weeks ago
    • Helen Knight
      luv Helen Knight

      I'm allowed to give you love, though! The wee hearts were just great, thanks! Just come back from seeing Max Payne at the cinema. It was... okay. Weird! But okay. The urge to write childish things on this is almost too much, but I'll try and refrain as well! Did you get much done at the lib? xxx

      54 weeks ago
    • Mhairi Urquhart
      luv Mhairi Urquhart

      love u xxx

      55 weeks ago
    • Mhairi Urquhart
      Mhairi Urquhart

      hey hun!! im good thanks. u? hows uni work? bet 4th yr is busy! aww i no time to wrap up! hehe good idea iv been wearin tights under my jeans!!:L yeh work and wedding plans keep me v busy. got the DRESS! cant wait to show uuuu

      55 weeks ago
    • Elaine Matheson
      luv Elaine Matheson

      Saturday was fun, I really like that place! Sticky toffee has to be on the cards next time though!

      We should library break together...Starbucks and the return of the Red Cups and You and Me will be quite the dream!

      What song did he have? That's terribly gay! Also all this talk of Mariah just makes me excited that I will be able to put her Christmas song back onto my mp3 player in the not so distant future!! Eeeeeeeeeee! Awesome!

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      55 weeks ago
    • Elaine Matheson
      Elaine Matheson

      Oh Ali you mean "glow in the dark" fangs.
      Still for 3p you get what you pay for!
      I'm going all out at Christmas and going to find goodies for 10p.
      I love a challenge.

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      P.S. Let's do it! I can tell Eilidh really wants to deep down.

      56 weeks ago
    • Elaine Matheson
      luv Elaine Matheson

      Hello! I'm good! Yeah the photos are all pretty funny. Anne Frank vandalising that guys suit is one of my favourites. I should have gone too, my productivity is seriously low, im doing chores to avoid work. Can't believe they played 5ive as we left, gutted. Those cakes were amazing on the way home. I miss holding my pom poms. If only they were socially acceptable and less annoying to the people around me!
      By the way Christmas dinner has to happen!
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      57 weeks ago
    • Elaine Matheson
      luv Elaine Matheson

      Imagine being that child!
      Part of me wants to meet someone with such a ridiculous name, just to see if they still speak to the parental unit.
      Imagine the wedding vows, "Do you take Number 16 Bus Stop to be your lawfully wedded"...now there's a point what sex would that be?!
      72 yet?

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      57 weeks ago
    • Elaine Matheson
      luv Elaine Matheson

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...

      Just to prove the existence of mental names!!

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      57 weeks ago