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- Me, Myself, and I
- ♥ Random nights out are the best, shame I'm usually too hungover to remember them.
♥ My family and friends mean loads to me, if I ever hear they've been hurt, I tend to look up 'hitman' in the yellow pages.
♥ People seem to think Lowri Reynolds and I are lesbians, hence the reason a randomer approached me in Pier and referred to our facebooks. Engaged? To Lowri? Might as well be, but no. Instead I have a male fiancee called Gavin, who is so amazingly sweet, he's bordering on homosexual. Ah, you've got to love him.
♥ I have a Gog fetish, if you're a Gog, and I meet you on a night out, I can promise you my accent will be 10 times better than yours.
♥ Love memorising funny quotes. Malcolm Christopher - 'My anus is sacred'
♥Thanks to Alan, the cockney geezer, my accent has been perfected. Dog and bone. Innit.
♥I make the BEST Taverners chicken. You tell me yours is better, look forward to a black eye my friend.
♥I can now finally make music with a wine glass. Thank you Gavin.
- The Other Half Of Me
- *x* Music *x*
- *armand van helden*
*funky house* *d'n'b*
*My Chemical Romance* *Old Skwl* *defo Pete Tong on a Friday night, and Vernon Kay on a Sunday morning!!*
- *x* Films / Tv *x*
- *Lock, Stock*(it's been emotional) *Snatch*
*Lilo & Stitch* (picture it, a blue alien, who's obsessed with Elvis. Genius) *Friday* *Boyz N The Hood* *Raising Helen* (few other chick flicks)
*My personal one's of Charlotte. No, not porn, but of her, getting up to crazy antics on our nights out, e.g- running into Spar with a crate on her head, only to be 'removed' from the store. Or running away from the police with a cone on her head*
*Hip hop comedy*
*Sex & The city* *Neighbours*
*Mr monk* (give me the wipes)
*Alan Partridge* Wot a man.
*The Mighty Boosh* (cheers Phillipa)
- *x* Friends *x*
- ♥PHILLIPA♥ - so witty. knows EVERYTHING you need to know about Alan Partridge. Pure genius. ♥CHARLOTTE♥ - crazy. Always getting us into trouble. But I don't mind. It's fun. Reads books. Also, a genius. ♥RHIANNON♥ - the 'beauty'. Her main mission on a night out is not to pull, oh no, but to get us all steaming drunk. She always accomplishes this. Such a genius. ♥KIRSTY♥ - my seductive dancin partner, my future wife. She's mine, all mine.
♥LOWRI R♥ - Love this girl. She's hilarious, and makes me laugh ALL the time. If I was a dyke, you'd be my wife. ♥THE REST OF MY 'CREW' are also nutcases. I can't be bothered to name you all. You know who you are. End of.
- *x* Scared Of.. *x*
- *DEATH*(obviously. Who in their right minds would look forward to it?) *SPIDERS*. Hate them. cringe.
I would put down 'the pervy ghost in my room', but I am used to him by now. We are on first name terms. I have named him 'Jacko'.
Charlotte going off booze and not being a crazy pisshead. I dread that day!
Being single for the rest of my life and dying alone in a house with 5 cats...eating me cuz they haven't been fed in weeks.
- Things I love..
- *Alan Partridge*
*drinking admirals in Da'hnies with my 'crew'*
*dancing* you burn so many calories, it's untrue (it's true)
*The smell of tar. and petrol*... nice.
*Maccie D's...give me burgers!*
*Looking in my purse & discovering that I have more money than I thought I did.*
*Cwtching up to someone and having lots of swses...bliss!!*
- Things I HATE
- * People who can't let go of the past.
* People who make out they're great, when they're something I'd scrape off the floor.
* Milky tea.
Highlights of the night.
7pm-Academy. Straight for the absinthe. Lowri nearly heaved. I didn't flinch. I thought I was sober..obviously not. We had a major discussion about the education system in Wales. I know nothing about teaching. Or politics. So I must've been trashed.
8pm- Met Emlyn 'poof seal' and his mates in Varsity. I had a pint of lager. Lowri had orange and cider. How she can drink that, I'll never know. Caryl was taking it easy that night. She get's drunk in 10 minutes, and goes home in an hour. Lightweight.
Later on, I was by the bar, lighting up. The bouncer informs me that I'm not meant to smoke by the bar. I ask, smuggly, 'Where is this line for which I can step over and light up then Sir?' I wink at Lowri, thinking I am the bizz. I giggle. He tells me to move. Now.
I show Lowri the talking naughty toy machine in the toilets. She's never seen anything like it before. She's hysterical.
8:30pm- Spar. Lowri gets fags. And a cream egg. Big mistake.
8:45pm- Caryl, Lowri, Kirsty, Emmy and I are in Downies. Lowri says she needs the toilet. She's gone for precisely 7minutes. She's sick. 'It was that flaming cream egg girls!'
I drag Lowri to the alleyway, while I let Eifion chat up my sister. She's not happy. Emlyn's mates come over and I introduce Eifion to them. 'Guys, this is my sister, Caryl, and this is her stalker'. Eifion's not happy. Lowri's on the floor and phones Rhodri. Or Rhoders as I like to call him. We have a good ol' chat, when we spot the most disgusting thing in the world- a bloody tissue. Literally. Covered in womens blood. Period. I'm apalled. Lowri's excited. She takes a photo.
Lowri decides to get some chips. A funny little man comes to talk to me, Caryl and Lowri and we tell him we're all sisters. But with different dads. He's not interested, and asks for a chip. He takes a handful, I'm not impressed. We'll call him John Boy for now.
I stand by Downies doors asking people if they would like a free chip. I laugh, hysterically. They don't. I show John Boy my birthday badge. He offers to get me a drink. I push him straight to the bar.
9:30pm- Get talking to Ian, who points out it is infact an anogram of my name. Genius. I call him Grant Mitchell, which he hates. Me- 'You should audition for Grant Mitchell's long lost brother on Eastenders.' Ian- 'Is it because I'm bald?' me- 'Yes'.
Admirals are lethal. They make you do stupid things.
Lowri and I go to the toilet. We take pictures of each other. On the toilet. We decide we need to either sober up or get another drink. We get another drink.
Caryl's sat with Emlyn and I steal his hat. I think I look cool. Rhiannon runs over with the missing door handle from the girls toilets. I think it's a phone, so I try to phone Charlotte. I tell everyone 'She's not answering girls, she's not at home'.
I meet Phil. The radio presenter. I tell him I've always wanted to be on the radio, and from now on, I'm taking over his show. He laughs. I'm serious. I audition. I sing Duran Duran and Boston to him. He seems to like it. I then demonstrate my radio skills. 'Oi oi motherfuckers, this is Nia, and I'm drunk'. I tell him this would boost his ratings. He asks for my number. I'm in business.
Lowri decides she needs water. She takes a sip of water from a bottle. Fred asks if it's vodka. He threatens to confiscate it. Lowri's furious. She shoves it to his nose. It's water. He leaves. 'Fucking vodka, my arse'.
We stumble to Pier. Now I'm drunk. So is Lowri. Caryl, for once, is pretty sober. I see Gel by the bar. 'It's my birthday, get me a drink'. And he does. He's a dude. He once told me Jeremy Beadle has got a witch hand. Funniest man. Ever. We dance, I fall. I'm then sick.
Bouncer - 'Excuse me, are you Nia Davies?' Me- 'yes, depends who's asking?' (*wink* I am so cool) Bouncer - 'Follow me'. I shout out to anyone watching 'This is discrimination against drunk people. Help me!'. He leads me to the main entrance. 5 bouncers. I sh
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