Patt Marsloe

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  • männlich, 19, Herzchen 30
  • von Witney
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  • Zuletzt aktiv: 12 Wochen her
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Über mich

Motto
Hear that Guitar!
Ich über mich
Well hello people! I'm Matt, and i'm 18. I am blonde (not just in hair colour!) and myself i suppose. A little while back a person handed me a laminated piece of material that now enables me to drive, so I do. Erm, I love playing my guitar and I'm in a local band. I can also play bass guitar and drums. I like playing sports, but most of all, i like being with my friends, what a bunch of lovely mentalists! haha, anyway, have fun browsing my page!

Keep Smiling! :)
Meine bessere Hälfte
Graeme Woodward

Graeme Woodward

G-Man, he is sexy.

Music
The Eagles, NickelBack, The Darkness AC/DC, Queen, Guns N Roses, Linkin Park, Green Day, ZZ Top, Feeder, Jimi Hendrix, Kiss, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Pink Floyd, Muse, and many other I can't think of!
Films
Anchorman!!!!!!!!!!- So many good quotes come from this film!
Borat- Dangerously funny, choked on my drink laughing at it!
Arnold Swarzenegger movies! - Just classic!
And any others that are funny or generally good.
Sports
Badminton, Squash, Football, Tennis, and Karting!

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Anchorman-Afternoon Delight

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  • nu vid, finally

    Hello loyal blog readers! haha, anywho i have a new video and it a selection of clips from the funniest movie ever, in my opinion, Anchorman. Praise its gloryness! lol

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  • WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO

    erm, right, not really sure what to say now, so i will sing you all a song:
    It's called, 'When the cows go moo'

    Ah, when the fields are green
    And you can see my spleen
    theres nothing to fear
    just punch a queir

    But when the day is black
    and the sheep go quack
    then you should hit the sheep
    and make a sausage sandwich

    Oh, when the sailors come to town,
    you should gun them down
    and when the cows go moo,
    so should you.

    Watching flowers bloom
    watching pidgeons go boom
    cos i fed them rice
    it makes them explode rather nice

    oh when ASBO's come to town
    you should gun them down
    if they dont get you first
    and when the cows go moo
    RUN AWAY!

    Thank you for reading this pointless song that i randomly made up and wasted about 5 minutes of my life thinking and typing it. Toodles.

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  • Erm...

    just sayin hello!..again! haha

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  • Mr R S Fletcher
    Mr R S Fletcher

    Hey check out my acousic project!

    www.bebo.com/rfauk

    54 Wochen her
  • Holitha Clyne
    Holitha Clyne


    Lol, in your head maybe:P

    So you want to line the store with snow, then follow the one way system round on quad bikes?

    I think I had the better plan.. Just get rid of the customers! Our jobs would be so much easier if it wasnt for them, always taking things off the shelves we've just flattened, interupting conversations to ask where the tomato puree is, suggesting we supply duck bread..

    Tsssch. Xx

    62 Wochen her
  • Holitha Clyne
    Holitha Clyne


    Well, I'll give you the one-way system! That would be a good idea, but I think snow and quad bikes might not go down too well:P

    I also think we should put an anonymous note in the suggestions box saying 'BURN WHOLESOME'. They could atleast put it in number order! Whats the point in giving them numbers otherwise?!

    Oooh, or we could put a massive sign on the front of the store saying 'TOMATO PUREE IS IN THE CANNED VEG ISLE... IDIOTS!!!'

    Lol Xx

    62 Wochen her
  • Holitha Clyne
    Holitha Clyne


    Im sorry!

    I didn't realise it hurt so much! I was fine.. Your just a wimp:P

    In fact, I got hit by them cause you were puuling the cage too slowly:P So I can blame you! =]

    We do manage to make work quite funny! Xx

    62 Wochen her
  • Holitha Clyne
    Holitha Clyne


    Please do!

    Oh gosh, the doors were the funniest part of the day! Im still laughing at it now! You were just like, why have you stopped? Owww!

    I only did it once! That was enough to keep me amused all day, and probably for weeks to come! I cant express how funny I found that!

    I was so impressed I thought of it actually..

    And yes, I know, Im MEAN! :P Xx

    62 Wochen her
  • Holitha Clyne
    luv Holitha Clyne


    Tsssch!! Gentleman my arse!:P

    Oh dear lordy, please dont start the 'do you want me to' thing again, we could just go back and forth on that for years!:L

    "Are you mad woman? I know I talk to Bee's.." That is pure irony at its very best!!!

    You do make me laugh! In fact you can have love for that quote! Xx

    62 Wochen her
  • Holitha Clyne
    Holitha Clyne


    LOL!! I forgot about your mexican bees!!!! Dear lord that was funny!:P

    What about that girl you were staring at for ages today?:P Bet you were looking at her arse!

    Btw, are you still annoyed at me? Xx

    62 Wochen her
  • Holitha Clyne
    Holitha Clyne


    Lol!

    Awww, but its funny:P I also loved how when I told you upstairs you were just like oh okay, completely unaware I'd left you all the wholesome:P And then you got me back by giving me good stuff.. And helping me with it:P

    Haha:
    Matt - 'Im a Gentleman, I dont look at girls bums'
    Moi - 'That they know of'

    Tehe Xx

    62 Wochen her
  • Holitha Clyne
    Holitha Clyne


    Duck bread, as well all know, is just Sainsburys basics!

    Awww, it was a big lovers tiff today:P Bless!

    You did find pete the pistacio though! That didnt half make me laugh!

    I also need to bring a pen to work more often.. Writing your name on the wholesome boxes was a stroke of genius!

    AND we have an awesum joint signature! Xx

    62 Wochen her
  • Holitha Clyne
    Holitha Clyne


    :O I was so pissed at her for that!!

    I used my expert knowledge of foor to find her the right type of pastry, AND I managed to get it at a reduced price, and she was just like, oh, that'll do I supose! Tsssch

    Some people are so ungrateful!!

    Speaking of reducing.. DUCK BREAD!!! Xx

    62 Wochen her
  • Holitha Clyne
    Holitha Clyne


    Course, it wont know what hit it! Its a bag of bloody beans!!!:P

    Lol, people can be such idiots!
    "Wheres the tomato puree?"
    "Have you tried looking by the tomatoes?"
    "No"
    "Well why dont you go and look then come back when you still cant fine it? IDIOT!"

    I think we provide excellenet customer service! Xx

    62 Wochen her
  • Holitha Clyne
    Holitha Clyne


    Okay, fair point! That was pretty good comitment! But then today was only the 3rd time I've been on shift with you since I started!

    You should blatently do overtime on Thursday! Let out all your midweek anger on wholesome:P Xx

    62 Wochen her
  • Holitha Clyne
    Holitha Clyne


    Lol!

    Haha! Yeah, I loved how you found a specific one labeled 'me in bed':P

    Multi-tasking would be so much easier if people would stop talking to me! Although, then it wouldn't really be multi-tasking anymore. And no-one would talk to me. Its a hard life!

    So are you actually guna be in work next week, or you guna get another hangover? Xx

    62 Wochen her
  • Holitha Clyne
    Holitha Clyne


    No idea! My memory is almost as bad as yours!

    I couldnt belive you couldnt remember you were meant to being going upstairs with Jeanette! She only told you like 10 times:P

    What was yours? Smooth... Thats all I can remember:P Xx

    62 Wochen her
  • Holitha Clyne
    luv Holitha Clyne


    Wahey! I've got the internet on my com working again!

    Oh good, I've have felt so bad if you'd actually been waiting for me!!

    And yes, I do know what your memory is like..

    TERRIBLE!!!!

    Indeed I do have msn, holitha-x@hotmail.co.uk

    Btw, have some luv! For.. Making coffee funny. Xx

    62 Wochen her
  • Holitha Clyne
    Holitha Clyne

    Hey, you didnt wait for me after work did you? I wasnt sure what was happening and I couldnt see you, so I went. Xx

    62 Wochen her via Handy
  • Sexyfunk
    Sexyfunk

    We bring to Oxford for the first time an exclusive club night strictly for over 16s.

    Playing the best in Funky house, Rnb, Club classics and chart music to keep you dancing all night. We are not a Drum and bass night (sorry!)

    Launch night Friday 29th August @ at Ignition, Witney Football club, Downs Road.

    8.00pm - 1.00am.

    Tickets only £5. This is a ticket only event- for more ticket info please contact us via Bebo or Facebook.

    Smart dress only, no hats, trainers, or sportswear allowed. Smart denim is OK.

    Separate bar area for those who are over 18.

    Please remember that i.d will be required for this event, if you look under 16 then you must bring i.d! ..

    Add us as a friend although only Sexy, Stylish, Sophisticated people need to apply ;)

    x

    67 Wochen her
  • Sound Fusion Witney
    Sound Fusion Witney

    Saturday 5th July.

    Cash giveaway party!

    That’s right!!! Sound fusion will be giving away free cash to 3 lucky sound fusion ravers. Everyone will be given a raffle ticket on entry and we will randomly pick 3 winners LIVE ON THE NIGHT!!

    1st Prize £50

    2nd Prize £30

    3rd Prize £20

    8.00pm til 1.00am

    Club ignition, Witney fc.

    15+, bar will be open for over 18s.

    Pay on the door only so no need to book a ticket.

    Add us as a friend on Bebo for regular updates of our up and coming events.

    Add the msn if you have any questions regarding any of our events......

    soundfusionwitney@hotmail.com

    :)

    73 Wochen her
  • Nicole Lennards
    Nicole Lennards

    :) yay kk col
    o dery me
    me n H wil help wit ur
    organising skills! lol
    o kk col
    thanxs wil do
    gd nyt 2 u 2!
    fun fun woop!
    shod b gd c ya der
    x x x x x x x x x

    73 Wochen her