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Motto
Anyone else think peasant transport stinks?
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
Don't Hate The Player
Hate The Game....
I Hate Halo3

That's the way they do it in the pro's
They are just respecting the best.

"When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, 'caus I know even God can't hit a one iron." -Lee Trevino
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Golf, Football, Sailing & an occasional trip on the Dee for Rowing
Golf
Member of Royal Aberdeen and the amazing Craibstone

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    • Laws of Golf

      LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.

      LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.

      LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water.

      LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.

      LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe.

      LAW 6: The higher a golfer"s handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.

      LAW 7: Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its desire.

      LAW 8: Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man.

      LAW 9: Palm trees eat golf balls.

      LAW 10: Sand is alive. If it isn"t, how do you explain the way it works against you?

      LAW 11: Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse. (or the wheels will fall off!)

      LAW 12: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent -- or some similar combination.

      LAW 13: All 3-woods are demon-possessed.

      LAW 14: Golf balls from the same "sleeve" tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water (See Law three).

      LAW 15: A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty.

      LAW 16: "Nice lag" can usually be translated to "lousy putt." Similarly, "tough break" can usually be translated "way to miss an easy one, sucker."

      LAW 17: The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you.

      LAW 18: The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be.

      LAW 19: Golf should be given up at least twice per month.

      LAW 20: All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until the sunset.

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    • Copper

      While a guy was driving down the M4 the other day, (going a bit faster than he should have been) he passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled him over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk, asked:

      "Runway too short?"

      To which he replied, "I'm late for work."

      To which the copper asked "What do you do?"

      "I'm a rectum stretcher", he responded.

      The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

      "Well", he said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."

      Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?"

      To which he politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

      Speeding ticket: £105.00

      Court costs: £45

      Look on copper's face: Priceless.

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    • Golf

      BEN'S ACE


      Craibstone junior member Ben Forbes scored his first hole in one playing in the Craibstone Men's Open.

      Ben, 17, used a 6 iron at the 158yd 10th hole. Ben was partnered by Matthew Smith and Angus Martin.

      Quoted from the Evening Express

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    • Ewan Beattie
      Ewan Beattie

      aryt ben,
      u still lookin 4 any xtra hoursat work?
      ewan

      24 tygodnie temu
    • Vikki
      luv Vikki

      what thingy????
      lol
      xxxxx

      33 tygodnie temu
    • Ryan Kennedy
      Ryan Kennedy

      http://www.mini2.com/classifieds/sho...

      Get on it dude!

      40 tygodni temu
    • Vikki
      luv Vikki

      bored... cant sleep...

      hows is benben??

      thot id leave a message too much car talk going on!!!! lol
      xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      40 tygodni temu
    • Phil Watson
      Phil Watson

      Niiiicee!!!! Euro styleeee :D

      Well....i have an amp A diamond audio D7401....best of the best! cost ofer £1500 new :O

      I'm letting go for £230....utter bargain if your keen, im not doing an install on the mr2 so i dont need it :)

      Sell the rado this time home mate1 needs to go unfortunately :( will be gutted when it does though!

      41 tygodni temu
    • Phil Watson
      Phil Watson

      Of course i dooooo.....what you take me for lad :L

      New wheels. Volk TE37's, but this time an inch bigger and they are white. will be on when i get home this trip :D

      then it will be a BERK downcat and intercooler, Apexi AVCR boost controller then onto the RR to get tweeked to 1.2bar boost.....good for 300-330bhp :D

      Then get the bodywork completely sorted!

      I dont know if i will make the shows, i dont want to take them cos at the moment my front bumper is goosed :(

      What about you?

      41 tygodni temu
    • Ryan Kennedy
      Ryan Kennedy

      Did you get the bumper on?

      49 tygodni temu
    • Vikki
      luv Vikki

      2 sleeps.....
      :D
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      50 tygodni temu
    • Vikki
      luv Vikki

      love is blind...so why cant i see you!!!!!

      "Free luv, it didn't do anything"

      both seem very appropriate!!!! lol

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      51 tygodni temu
    • Vikki
      luv Vikki

      hey hye.... 16 days till sunny barcalona.... lol cough

      thnks for printing my statement.... :D

      you told me to leave you a comment so there you go... it was exciting wasnt it :D

      kisses
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      51 tygodni temu
    • Bas Van Tuijl
      Bas Van Tuijl

      better than your german hunk of cold minimalist pish..

      i cud take you on anyday :P

      52 tygodnie temu
    • Vikki
      luv Vikki

      i no it is :D jokes.....
      fire works day... fireworks day....

      yet we didnt see any...
      how was work???


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      54 tygodnie temu
    • Ryan Shiach
      Ryan Shiach

      nah man, car can't fly, the rams weren't strong enough and i haven't got round to getting new ones!!!
      currently in doha sunning myslef.haha.
      actually visiting family but it is sunny!!
      what you doing with yourslef?
      Rx

      54 tygodnie temu
    • Vikki
      luv Vikki

      im not driving....
      you get too scared as a passenger wen i drive chum!!!! lol


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      55 tygodni temu
    • Vikki
      luv Vikki

      Mini thing.... woop lol

      how is ben ben??

      boooored!!!!! did u go?? :P
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      55 tygodni temu
    • Vikki
      Vikki

      oi!!!! and where was my love.... thats ridiculous!!!!!

      xxxx

      your not getting any either thn!!!!

      56 tygodni temu
    • Vikki
      luv Vikki

      passed passed passed passed passed passed!!!!!!!!

      :D

      xxxxxxx

      57 tygodni temu
    • Vikki
      luv Vikki

      i got very confused there... dunno whats going on....


      i dont give dying people my love... healthy people deserve it!!!

      are you healthy yet...? are you?/ are you??

      hmmmmmm i guess ill give u it this one time as long as your better!

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      60 tygodni temu
    • Ryan Shiach
      Ryan Shiach

      alright dude, whats your chat!!??
      you fancy golfing at the weekend?
      R

      61 tygodni temu
    • Vikki
      luv Vikki

      :P
      Give Fórßës your luv for today

      61 tygodni temu