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Me, Myself, and I
Hey. I'm Tom.

I make an effort to make my personality such that it is so unbelievable, in whatever direction, that although it will mask who I am, you will still be able to guess, to have a slight suspicion, it isn't quite me. This means that no one can truly hate me because they don't know who I am, but at the same time I am grounded to my true self by the fact I hate what I have become. See? I'm not that bad. But shhh, it's a secret.

I'm starting to wonder what the hell it is with people being so confrontational. I mean, I don't claim to be a good person, and I'm certainly not a pacifist... but everyone seems to be so aggressive. What's with that? It really gets at me. I hate it.

Eve gave me my 100th love. Dorota, however, gave me my 94th, 95th, 96th, 98th, 99th, 101st and 102nd so needs a mention
Music
Finntroll || IneartheD || Children of Bodom || Buckethead || Primus || Godsmack || Bob Marley || Toots and the Maytals || Korpiklaani || Nirvana || Iggy Pop (Hell, it's even been said I look like him when I don't have clothes on )
cyn·i·cal
3. bitterly or sneeringly distrustful, contemptuous, or pessimistic.
Say no to...
Fat chicks || People who walk slowly || Poor grammar || Silly Emo's || Solid state amps || Cream/Off White || Womens equality || Anti-terrorism laws || People who worry about Pedophiles || Starbucks || Crap coffee in general ||
Il be brutally honest...
I am a dick. I am cruel and I take my problems out on others. It makes me feel good. I call myself honest but it is my way of saying I am tactful as a 12lb splitting maul. I am all that I hate. I am arrogant, ignorant, dismissive and blindly cruel.
This one time...
I was on a crowded elavator. I think it was in Swindon, but it was awhile ago and I'm not too sure. There were alot of people looking awful serious on there and it was a bit un-easy. So, anway, I was there with all these people, and people don't usually stand near me for too long, so I figured I would take advantage of the fact those around me were captive for about two more floors, and asked everyone what their faveourite colour was. The resounding favourite was grey. But hey, it was on a lift.
I am defined by what other people see of me...
Ginya-"oh tom just face it your easy, everybody hates you"


Ashley "Your [sic] mean :( "

"You disgust me sometimes"-Becky

Juliet-"I'm a very tolerant person but the way you present your opinions and the way you talk to me makes me feel physically worn down. That's not weakness of character, that's the hate you have being given to me and, I don't know, Tom. "

Eve: "I'm really not in the mood for the whole "sexy" thing"

"I'd rather not have your cock in my mouth I'm afraid"-Beth


More to come guys, more to come.

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Name :   Thomas George Woodhouse-Jones
Nick Name :   Woody
Birthdate :   21.12.92
Birthplace:   Malmesbury
Current Location:   Right here.
Eye Color:   No idea.
Hair Color:   Darkish brown
Height:   6ft
Weight:   8st 7lbs
Piercings:   I got a garden fork stuck in my toe once.
Tatoos:   Nope.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   Shit you have one? Just don't tell him about any of this.
Vehicle:   My Bike.
Overused Phrase:   Hi.
FAVORITES
Food:   Black Pudding.
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   The fridge, nuuuuuh.
Candy:   Floss.
Number:   42
Color:   Put the U in there, and I'll answer.
Animal:   Americans. They are so fun to watch.
Drink:   Cider.
Body Part on Opposite sex:   Nothing quite like a stomach.
Perfume:   L'odour De Sweat.
TV Show:   QI
Music Album:   Follow The Reaper
Movie:   American Psycho
Actor/Actress:   Christian Bale
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   CIDER!
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   You think I'd eat either of those? Yeah, McDonalds. I hate m
Chocolate or Vanilla   Ew. Chocolate is yuck. Vanilla.
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Coffee.
Kiss or Hug:   Blow Job?
Dog or Cat:   Probably some weird mix.
Rap or Punk:   METAL! FUCK YEAH!
Summer or Winter:   Winter. Deffo.
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   What's not funny about seeing a mock abortion with a rusted
Love or Money:   Sex.
YOUR...
Bedtime:   When I run out of caffeine.
Most Missed Memory:   Can't remember it.
Best phyiscal feature:   Hands.
First Thought Waking Up:   I don't think first thing.
Ambition:   To Aim High.
Best Friends:   I don't value friends.
Weakness:   Probably a straight razor to the throat.
Fears:   Removal of hands/penis.
Longest relationship:   Couple of weeks.
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   No.
Ever been beaten up:   What counts?
Ever beaten someone up:   Naaah.
Ever Shoplifted:   Of course not.
Ever Skinny Dipped:   No. I tend to undo my flies before I get to the loo, tho.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Well Duh.
Been Dumped Lately:   Not lately.
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   Green.
Favorite Hair Color:   Red.
Short or Long:   Long (Out of interest, long what?)
Height:   Shorter than me.
Style:   None of it.
Looks or Personality:   Personality.
Hot or Cute   Cute.
Muscular or Really Skinny:   Skinny.
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   Finland.
How do you want to Die:   After a fucking huge fight. I want to win.
Been to the Mall Lately:   Mall? Fuck off, yank bastard.
Get along with your Parents:   Sure.
Health Freak:   Well, to the point of having a mildly freakish body.
Do you think your Attractive:   No.Fix the grammar.
Believe in Yourself:   I know I exist.
Want to go to College:   What's that?
Do you Smoke:   Only with enough petrol.
Do you Drink:   Yeah.
Shower Daily:   Oh Hell No!
Been in Love:   Sure.
Do you Sing:   Only when no one's around. To Tool.
Want to get Married:   No.
Do you want Children:   No.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   About a year ago. Hey, we can all wish.
Hate anyone:   Sure. Fat chicks.
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  • I Find Happiness In Misery
    luv I Find Happiness In Misery

    aaaw what 7pm :O i don't think anyone will be there at 7pm lol what about tomorrow? EMA lucky i wish i got EMA, are there a bunch of assholes in 6th form?

    how the hell do you stay smart after getting high most of the time :L

    my weeks been ok tireing though all the walking i have to do but people seem to like me although it's mainly cuz of my accent lol

    xxx
    ly

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  • I Find Happiness In Misery
    luv I Find Happiness In Misery

    wassuup:P :L how you doin? :) did you have a good week at 6th form? you going to the park tomorrow?

    sorry about all the questions lol
    xxx
    ly

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  • Dorota
    luv Dorota

    Love.

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  • Becky Xd
    luv Becky Xd

    lol awosme yer u do

    xxx

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  • Dorota
    luv Dorota

    Hope to see you soon.
    Holidays are in 3 weeks time.
    Yey.

    :P

    22 weken geleden
  • Becky Xd
    Becky Xd

    hay man u been ok xxxxxxxxxx

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  • Jamie M
    luv Jamie M

    cool cool!

    24 weken geleden
  • Jamie M
    Jamie M

    primus albums would be helpful, seeing as I have none.
    hahahahahaaa

    24 weken geleden
  • Becky Xd
    Becky Xd

    gdgd i am grat

    24 weken geleden
  • Becky Xd
    Becky Xd

    oh hello you ok havent seen u in a long time
    lol

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  • Dorota
    luv Dorota

    Oh, it was. Certainly.
    :L

    24 weken geleden
  • Dorota
    luv Dorota

    love !!!!
    our little chat yesterday was cool :P

    24 weken geleden
  • Dorota
    luv Dorota

    I'm not sorry now. :P

    :L

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  • Dorota
    luv Dorota

    Sorry but I'm not going to suck you- Beatiful.
    xD

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  • Dorota
    luv Dorota

    brap brap

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  • Dorota
    Dorota

    i hate exams ! </3

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  • Dorota
    Dorota

    Time is making fools of us again.

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  • Dorota
    luv Dorota

    Oh :$

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