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[Rachel, Phoebe and Chandler are looking for Monica's Christmas presents]
Phoebe: Oh, my god. Under the couch.
[takes out bag]
Rachel: We got one. It's a Macy's bag.
[turns it over and an old shoe falls out]
Phoebe: Yay. Who's it for?
Rachel: [reads note attached to shoe] "Dear suckers, do you really think I would hide presents under the couch. P.S.: Chandler, I knew they'd break you."
Phoebe: Oh, no. I think she might be on to us.
[after hearing about Chandlers breakup with Janice]
Phoebe: Where's Chandler?
Joey: He's grieving.
[We see Chandler running outside]
Chandler: I'M FREE. I AM FREE.
Rachel: I mean, is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?
Joey: Yeah sure. Well, you know earlier she was talking about geography.
Monica: Joey, she was listing the countries she's done it in.
Joey: Well, I think we all learned something.
Monica: I can't believe my dad saw us having sex. He didn't make it to one of my piano recitals, but this he sees.
Phoebe: Well, I'm a pacifist. But, when the revolution comes, I'll destroy all of you.
[pause]
Phoebe: Except for you, Joey.
Monica: I think I'd be great in a war. I'd, like, get all the medals.
Chandler: Before or after you're executed by your own troops?
Phoebe: Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap, asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. He said all you need is to write them a song. Now you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along. No don't sing along. Monica, Monica, have a happy Hannukah. I saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross. And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy. And Rachel and Chandler... have a
[mumble]
Phoebe: handlerrrrr.
Joey: Yeah, it's just like that thing about Santa.
Phoebe: What thing about Santa?
Joey: You know, that he doesn't exist.
Phoebe: Oh yeah. Of course.
Joey: Ok, see you later.
[leaves]
Phoebe: Bye.
[stares, terrified]
Phoebe: You still love Rachel.
Ross: No, I don't.
Phoebe: You got married to her.
Ross: In Vegas. I was so drunk, I could've married Joey.
Phoebe: [angry] Hey. You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribianni.
Chandler: Now, remember, Ben, keep your balance.
Ben: Thanks, daddy.
Ross: No, remember, Ben, two mommies, one daddy.
[On living alone]
Joey: I thought it'd be great, you know? have some time alone with my thoughts... turns out, I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think.
[When one of Ross' male students claims to be in love with him]
Ross: I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. What-what-what-what is it? Am I giving out some kind of... sexy professor vibe?
Rachel: Not right now.
Chandler: [comes home] Hey.
Monica: Hey. Guess who's coming to Thanksgiving dinner?
Chandler: Sidney Poitier?
[laughs by himself]
Monica: [pause] I miss Rachel...
Joey: They want me to do frontal nudity. I can't do that. My grandmother's gonna see that movie.
Phoebe: Well, grandma's gonna have to get in line.
[winks at Joey]
Chandler: My dad slept with Mr. Gribaldi.
Monica: Who's Mr. Gribaldi?
Chandler: DOES IT MATTER?
Monica: Pack your things, we're going to Vegas.
Chandler: You mean, we're just gonna elope? This is great. We're gonna save so much money. And, no more pain-in-the-ass planning.
[Monicas stares at him]
Chandler: Oh, we're not going to elope. We have so much money, could our wedding please be bigger?
Charles Bing: Hello, Nora.
Nora Bing: Hello, Charles.
Charles Bing: Well, it's nice to see all of you. Although we are seeing a bit too much of some. Aren't you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
Nora Bing: Don't you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that!
Chandler: Here's something I hope I never have to say again. My dad called, and he asked me if he can borrow one of your pearl necklaces.
Monica: Oh, I don't have anything like that. I'll go see if Rachel has one.
Chandler: Yes, include more people in this.
[Joey is starring in a World War I epic]
Ross: Why are you wearing sunglasses?
Joey: Well, I fig