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Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
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Music
Don't be fooled by the size of my cock, I'm still I'm still Barry Barry Brock
Films
Are sort of like TV programmes, but longer. And there are no ad breaks so you have to wait til the end to go for a piss, cos if you do, u miss the best bit, and you spend ages asking your mates "Whats going on? Whats going on". And the next time you're not there, they'll all be talking about how annoying you are.
Allergies
I found out I am allergic to sugar. Last time I had a can of coke, it took my family 3 hours to coax me down out of a tree outside the church. And another 2 to get my clothes back on.
Things I look for in a new bebo friend
Someone who drives a golf with a cupcake air freshener. Someone who wears shorts all year round. Someone who walks to maynooth when he thinks he's walking to leixlip. Someone who works in the airport.Someone who sings:
Don't be fooled by the size of my cock, I'm still I'm still Barry Barry Brock
REASONS I WISH I WAS GAY
Woman take up less of the bed. No smelly socks. Women dont moan at you if you put on some weight. It makes you more interesting. No stubble rash, unless you were licking their legs. They rarely go bald. *********You would never be disappointed with the size of a woman's genitalia

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  • Quotes I have heard from ppl on the internet

    "Forgiveness is a blessing...practice it, it is divinity in it's purest form."
    "A moment doesnt last forever. So grab it with both hands to make it last a little longer"
    "Each day, each hour, each minute is special. live for today as tomorrow is promised to no-one"
    And the super deep ones:
    "If you cant lift her, don't shft her" "There's nothing better than head before bed" lol

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  • Bullies. (my song/poem)

    Its no laughing matter when good people get hurt,
    Your legacy will carry on, we'll all be scarred and burned,
    You kill the warrior in us, and gladly quench our light,
    You mess with our reality, til we don't know wrong from right.

    There's nothing we can do that will, win you over some,
    You'll still despise us through and through, when it's all over and done,
    And the more we grovel, cry and plead, the more your hate will grow,
    We'll be left with seeds of self doubt and, those seeds will grow and grow.

    'Sticks and stones may break my bones', sing children full of laughter,
    But words can penetrate the soul, and leave you trembling after,
    It's not memorie of bruises that, stay with you for life,
    It's taunts and jeers that shadow you, and cut you like a knife.

    At night before we drop to sleep, we think about you still,
    We think if you'd respect us, now we've struggled up our hills,
    We dream we meet you face to face., and proudly show no scars
    But the sad and true reality, is you've forgotten who we are.

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  • A poem for cider loving women

    All week I diet,
    All week I starve,
    Counting calories,
    Avoiding carbs.

    I take off my clothes,
    and look in the mirror,
    Devising more ways,
    to make myself thinner.

    I get on a treadmill,
    I puff and I pant,
    "I can't seem to shift it"
    I say in mid rant.

    But knowledge brings fear,
    And this makes me think..
    THERE'S 600 CALORIES,
    IN EACH CIDER DRINK!!!

    So "Fuck it" I say,
    The weekend brings laughter.
    "I'll have my ten pints,
    And a take away after!"
    ~by me

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