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- Me, Myself, and I
- **THIS IS SO OLD, FIND ME ON FACEBOOK. **
FINALLY SCOTT HAS COME BACK TO GLASVEGAS!!!!...
Back prowling the streets working for my fav bar. VIVA la DISCO!
and now also at DROP. £1.50 Jaeger Bombs, the best new pre club in town. COME ON!!!
s.t.taggart ( at ) googlemail.com
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Imperfect List (2007)
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Right wee neds (e.g. Barry Ferguson)
Personal injury lawyers
Drugs / addiction / dealers / parents who are addicts
Reality TV / Big Brother
George W Bush (‘a real tosser’)
Packed and expensive trains / late busses
War in Iraq
A fish and chip shop with no chips at lunch time!
The Edinburgh festival
Smug Scumbags (e.g. Gerry McNee)
People who always feel sorry for themselves
Really ignorant customers in supermarkets
Tesco / Asda
Current events in Burma
The weather in Scotland
The greed of Russian billionaires in football
That wee bam at the bus stop
A bad pint
Getting the bottom of your jeans wet in the rain
Jim Fucking Davidson
The death of Diana
Suicide (nothing is that bad)
The USA / American ideals and culture
The price of petrol
Nice people getting a raw deal
Being a subject!
Advertisements presented as art
Rich people who boast about it
The British Army
Spineless politicians (who don’t ‘free the weed’)
Making ill-informed judgements
Dress codes for clubs
People who aren’t ‘down with the kids’ but think they are
Unwillingness to listen
Heat magazine (‘bollocks but addictive’)
Gap between rich and poor
Walter Smith (traitor)
Girls afraid of calories
‘Celebrities’ (Jade, Paris etc)
Stuck up people
Pete Doherty wannabes
LOL, LMAO etc
Being turned away from your dream
Segregated schools (‘the Tim and Hun thing’)
Third World Debt
How no one listens anymore
The disappearance of Maddie
New Labour betrayal of Old Labour
The disrespect of human rights
The Pope / The Queen (‘in equal measure’)
New Rave / Emo / Indie / Happy Hardcore / Rap etc
Anything Hibs FC related
Student loans not coming in!
More taxes = lower quality services, eh?
The possible future extinction of bananas
People following the crowd
The wages footballers get - WTF?
Living on the 5th floor with no lift
The Daily Mail (bigots)
HRM 2/10/07 (?)
Shitey low paid jobs…
The taxi queue on a Saturday night in Sauchiehall St
‘Baby on board’ signs
Cruelty to animals
Unfunny people who think they are hilarious
Plastic pint glasses
…getting sacked from a shitey low paid job
When bad things happen to good people
People who don’t vote
The Old Firm (bigotry)
People with too much money
No free speech
Steven Segal (music and the man)
4th rate University students
Break down of relationships
Ignorance of white-collar crime
Pigeons (‘they are evil’)
Those people who pretend to be happy all the time
English football commentators
Over accommodating for extremist minorities
Having an abortion, you never stop suffering from it
Money ruling everything
The denial of Scottish Catholicism / Irishness
The conflict in Palestine
Craig leaving Hollyoaks (and poor John Paul)
Cheaters (‘like affairs and stuff, not cheating at Monopoly’)
The porn industry
Being addicted to Bebo
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This is quite freak sometimes!!!
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
TNT - AcDc
WHAT'S YOUR OUTLOOK ON LIFE?
(Untitled Track) - Oasis
WHAT DOES YOUR FAMILY THINK OF YOU?
Fade in-Out - Oasis
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Fatally yours - Alkaline Trio
WHAT DO STRANGERS THINK OF YOU?
Bring it on down - Oasis
WHAT DO YOUR EXES THINK OF YOU?
The Finish Line - Snow Patrol
HOW IS YOUR LOVE LIFE?
The Masterplan - Oasis
HOW WILL YOUR LOVE LIFE BE IN THE FUTURE?
Drive - Mundy
WILL YOU GET MARRIED?
As I Went Out One Morning - Bob Dylan
WILL YOU HAVE KIDS?
Ballbreaker - AcDc
ARE YOU GOOD AT SCHOOL?
Days without Paracetomol - Snow Patrol
WILL YOU BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE?
Mudd Club - Frank Zappa
WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Satellite News - Feeder
WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Rockaway Beach - Ramones
THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE:
You Talk - Babyshambles
YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND ARE:
I am a Lonesome Hobo - Bob Dylan
Keep it in the Family - Anthrax
Glad to see you go - Ramones
I Cant Control Myself - The Pigeon Detectives
Sultans of Swing - Dire Straits
Waking the Fallen - Avenged Sevenfold
WHAT DOES NEXT YEAR HAVE IN STORE FOR ME?
Jailbreak - Thin Lizzy
WHAT DO I SAY WHEN LIFE GETS TOO HARD?
The Way iI Feel - Rancid
WHAT SONG WILL I DANCE TO AT MY WEDDING?
Let me put my Love in You - AcDc
WHAT DO YOU WANT AS A CAREER?
Cowboys from Hell - Pantera
YOUR FAVOURITE SAYING?
Have a Drink on me - AcDc
HOW WILL I DIE?
Riot Van - Arctic Monkeys
THE SONG THAT YOU'LL PUT AS YOUR SUBJECT?
Fuck Forever - Babyshambles
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norn iron speak
Afeard - scared
Ah - I or me, ie Ah don't feel well
Aminal -common mispronounciation of Animal
Amptinat? -I most definitely am.
Ar$ehole -calling someone a rectum
Aye -meaning "yes"
Balleex -"b0ll0cks" Thats balleex - Used in context when disagreeing with someone
Bake -someones face
Baltic - quite cold
Banjaxed - drunk
Bate -beat, I bate her up so ah did
Bate The Wife - bottle of cider
Beef -male sexual organ ie "Ah slipped her the beef lawst nite"
Beezer - Very good, Thats Beezer
Beg -wafer thin plastic vessel; good for carrying shopping :also oul' beg" when referring to an elderly female
Blurt -Slang for female genetalia
Boggen - dirty, unclean
Boulin' -messing about
Bout Ye -"Hello"
Brave - large
Brew - weekly benefit
Cameracorder -grannies use of the word "camcorder"
Cheeser -like Beezer, meaning "very good" or "exellent"
Chicken -child slang for "afraid"
Chinks -popular Chinese food Take Aways
Cracker -not something you put cheese on, means beezer
Dander -a walk, ie I'm goin fer a dander
Dawg -canine, dog
Digikil -common mis-prounciation of "Digital"
Dour -a door
Earlee-er -before the present
Eejit -derived from "Idiot", means "Idiot"
Eff Aaf - F*ck Off
FaakAaf - Excuse me my good man, kindly vacate the premises
Fally - follow
Fillum -a movie or film
Fingy -someone whose name you can't remember
Frig -polite word for "F*ck", also used: Flip
Flour - a floor
Fut - foot
Gat -slang, You're a wee gat or get
Geg -fun, "Ats a geg"
Getawaydaf*ck -go away now
Givuz -give me
Goes -replaces the word "Said" ie And I goes: What? Are you slabberin'?" And then she goes,Yip."
Gutties -training shoes
Happy Days - that's good
Hardly -meaning "Thats not true" ie Hardly now. Hardly.
Hectic - See Mad
Heel -not to be confused with the back of your foot, means end of a loaf
Heerzme - "And then I said..."
Hippy - someone who likes Bon Jovi
Houl On -please wait
Job -activity usually carried out under the cover of night
Kudn't -couldn't ie Ah kudn't do that...
Lairdindeyit -please do start eating (or drinking) see also
Leenantarsapees -Famous Italian landmark
Lifted - arrested
Mad - See Hectic
Mairshen -Emersion Heater
Magic -not tricks, but another word meaning great or good
Majassif - large
Mawn -a man, male
Meat Wagon -RUC Landrovers
Melt -no actual meaning, used as: "I'll knock your melt in"
Messages - weekly shopping
Milly -name given to teenage females. See also: Steek
Moufycunt - rather outspoken person
Mucker -a friend or mate
Muller -Mother or "Ma"
Nek it - drink that drink in one
Nice One -that was good
Norman -bullying term for someone with no friends
Norwegain - Another Gin please
Now Yer Sucken Deezel -that's a good way of going about that
Offees -alchohol retailer
Oi -a yelp for someones attention ie Oi! You! C'mere!"
Pat - container in which food is boiled
Prably -maybe, its likely
Passion -heavy rain in Ballymena
Parfil - strong
Peeler -a police officer
Pot - short for Patrick
Pssskety -common misprounciation of "Spaghetti"
Pump - to urinate
Purdie -countryside slang for Potato
Quim -slang for female genetalia
Ragin' -angry, Ahm bloody ragin' so ah am.
>> >>>Ration -you'd be doing this if you were trying to get to somewhere
in a hurry, in Ballymena
Rare -not to be confused with "scarce", means crap
Samitch -mispronunciation of "Sandwhich"
Scundered - embarrassed
Sebm -seven 
Shar -a shower
Sicken' Ye - would annoy you
Skinned Ye! - Haha my good friend, I do believe I won that particular game by a significant margin
Slabber -someone who makes bad comments about
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