FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk

SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught peeing

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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.

SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.

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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun "

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FRIENDS: Cry with you.

SCOTTISH FRIENDS: laugh at you

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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.


SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.

SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.

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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.


SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.


SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!"

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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".


SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".

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FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!

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FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."


SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

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FRIENDS: Will tell you what you want to hear

SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Will tell you like it is
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FRIENDS: Will ignore this


SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Will repost this

Hey Guys Look what I Found!!
It might be a bit late, but hey!

Dear Denny High
6th year 2005/05 would like to thank you
- For the heating that doesn't work
- the contrast fire alarms in the rain
- the corridors that are too small
- the roof that leaks
- the teachers that can't teach
- the homework we hate
- the scabies/rabies/scarlet fever/measles/cold/flu/cough/cance
 r/food poisoning and other 'cultural ailments'
- the can machines without fizzy drinks
- the lockers that are too small
- the pool that has no heating
- the rector who mumbles (appartley the new one ain't good either)
- the endless, pointless assembles
- the constant -religious- assembles
- the 'one way system' we had to enforce
- the joint that doesn't fit half the people you cram into it
- the foyer we can't stand in
- the free periods (sorry 'study periods') when we can't sign out
- the lack of a common room
- the Monday/Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday/
 Friday mornings we had to get up.
- the school buses that ran late
- the exams rooms that are cool
- the exams in the gym (IT'S ORANGE DAMNIT)
- The rats that outnumber the pupils
- the buildings that sink
- the windows we can't touch
- the tower that sways
- the uniform
- the new house system (WHY?)
- the puke yellow walls (what are those bits anyways?)
- the computers that don't work
- the referance books older than we are
- the chairs that break
- the desks that sqweak
- the music equipment that doesn't work
- the lack of talent contests
- computers that take forever to load the 'net.
- The morning announcements that matched the leaflet.


Gods and why don't we miss this place?

01. ARE YOU INTO ANYONE?
yeah

02. DID YOU KISS ANYONE THIS PAST SUMMER?
Aye

03. WHO WAS THE LAST FRIEND IN YOUR HOUSE?
Steph I think

04. HAVE YOU EVER HAD THE CHICKEN POX?
Yeah

05. HOW IS YOUR EX DOING?
Engaged :s

06. IS THERE SOMEONE YOU WANT TO FIGHT?
Yep

07. WHAT SHIRT WERE YOU WEARING WHEN YOUR LAST KISS TOOK PLACE?
:s I'd assum a black top

08. SONG PLAYING RIGHT NOW?
HIM- Right Here In My Arms

09. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW?
Uni, Labs, Work, Night Out

010. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
I'd like to beleive

011. WHAT IS BOTHERING YOU RIGHT NOW?
People Not turning up

012. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING ON?
Mo getting his arse in

013. HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED A MOVIE DRUNK?
La Duh

014. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AN HOUR AGO?
Drinking coffee

015. DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE?
Yeah. Suprisingly.

016. WHO WILL YOU BE WITH TODAY/TONIGHT?
Steph and the Brat

017. WHAT DOES YOUR LAST TEXT IN YOUR INBOX SAY?
Kermanvakhtoy kasiraudat. Onko koosoomooksiya?

018. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Black.

019. WHAT WILL YOU DO SUNDAY?
Working Sleeping

020. LAST PERSON TO CALL YOU?
Cate

021. LAST PERSON YOU CALLED?
Hani

022. DOES YOUR FAMILY OWN ANY MANSIONS?
Oh yeh and Ponies

023. WHERE WERE YOU AT NOON YESTERDAY?
Coming outta work for my lunch

024. ARE YOU MARRIED?
Not unless The one Gill performed sticks.

025. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN OUTSIDE OF THE U.S.?
I am Scotish.

026. WHO IS THE LAST COMMENT YOU RECEIVED FROM?
ERm harry I think,

027. DO YOU WISH AT 11:11?
?

028. DO YOU WEAR ANY JEWELRY?
Yeah, quite a bit to be honest.

029. NEXT VACATION YOU ARE GOING ON?
Away.

030. DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS?
4 that I wear


031. WHO DID YOU LAST HUG WHO WAS NOT IN YOUR FAMILY?
Steph or Mo

032. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
I aint saying

033. WHERE DO YOU WORK?
Scotmid

034. DO YOU LOVE ANYONE?
A few people

035. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR?
black

036. WHAT DO YOU HEAR?
The sounds of labs

037. DO YOU FIND YOURSELF LOVED?
right now? No

038. LAST TIME YOU PISSED YOURSELF LAUGHIN
When was the last time I saw the lads?

039. WHERE IS THE WEIRDEST PLACE YOU HAVE SLEPT?
In a bath

040. WHAT IS THE CLOSEST BLUE OBJECT TO YOUR LEFT?
the sky

041. WHAT IS YOUR NATURAL HAIR COLOR?
brown.

042. WHAT ARE YOU EXCITED FOR?
HIM concert




1. Name?
Kerri

2. Do you bite your boyfriend's/girlfriend's toenails?
Ew.

3. Are you a jealous person?
Yes.

4. What are you allergic to?
Persil and Acodacos

5. What books, if any, have made you cry?
;p

6. Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do?
Yes.

7. What is your favourite ice cream flavour?
Mint

8. If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest what would you do/say?
I'd prob give it a go.

9. What would you rather be doing right now?
drinking

10. What song lyric, if any, is stuck in your head at the moment?
It's Heartache every momentwith you.

11. What's your favourite TV show?
Right now, Scrubs

12. Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex?
Both honestly

13. Can others make you cry easily?
Some people can

14. Who was the last person to piss you off?
Mo

15. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Nah.

16. Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages?
Cause of Nic aye.

17. If you could be any type of fruit what would you be?
Stawberries .

18. Were you a "planned" child?
Kinda

19. Last thing said?
'aye'

20. What was the last thing to scare you?
Craig fae work

21. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
6

22. What is your favourite alcoholic drink?
Strong stuff

23. When was the last time you slept on the floor?
last year

24. Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive?
?

25. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
yes. Why any offers?

26 Would you date someone who is out of town?
yeah

27.