Joe Beasweel Dargie

Trashy, trashy, trash!

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  • Mężczyzna, 23, Serce 78
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  • Jest z nami od: August 2006
  • Ostatnio online: 6 tygodni temu
  • bebo.gazeta.pl/Chillipuss

O mnie

Motto
(¯`·._.·{Joe "General High" Dargie}·._.·´¯) just like normal, not like some Hollywood anorexicle!
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
I may be an alchoholic but i don't have to look or smell like one.

Bitchin'! Still working at the Famished Equestrian. Me and and my fisog are generally always in a state of either "IIINEEEHH!!!" or, oh dear, has my fizzer been attached the the end of a mop for the toilet in the skankiest pub/club in all of the land? I spend all my money on eBay and drink. Blice tho, "da-daow, da-daow". Blice until the end of time, Blicing accross the universe! Hope I only know one line, Ooooooh!!

That is a really, really mint cat! My breath consistently has the pungent hue of vodka!

I love drinking, shopping, raving and the like, It's just normal.

Me failey English, that's unpossible! I'm happy AND angry!

Take my quizzes they are good and I like them!
Music
Blackstrobe, Justice, SebastiAn, Busy P, Placebo, Chemical Brothers, Ladytron, Robots in disguise, David Bowie, No Doubt, Scissor Sisters, Aphex Twin, The Prodigy, The Faint, VNV Nation, Caustic Window, Rocky-Horror Soundtrack, Tina Turner, Goldfrapp, Green Velvet, Fischer Spooner, Uffie, Infected Mushroom, Basement Jax, Alec Empire, Portishead, Simon & Garfunkle, 90's dance, anything DURTy and weird electro/techno stuff!
This season, I will mostly be wearing...
Still being a Dior Homme Freak! So will mostly be trying to emulate the late, great Hedi Slimane's Dior collection. Fitted shirts, bright block colours and expensive accessories, semi-formal, distressed, possibly black Torn-out jeans but only with a pair of white hi-top trainers, Kinda rock/heroin chic but classy and always very skinny and fitted!
General moving about, not for fun
Tae Kwon-do, above intermediate, but not quite a master. I do love kicking people in the face and getting trophies! Although I haven't actually been in a while! Building up my biceps with every drink brought to my face.
Bones of contention
Getting fat (ya never know... it might happen!)SPIDERS, they are not of this earth! Saying "never mind" and "oh well" all the time, its a terrible habit of which I'm guilty....never mind!
Chuffing niceness
The right answer is mid-coitus, but best settle for drinking and all fucked up!
Those who have chosen to associate themselves with
kipperfist, Eeemmaaa, That-Fee-One, Netty, Chrisemo, Fuckflapps, Hitler, Brittas, Malcom kp, DRP, Doug, Rachel, Alex, Floella Benjamin, Lilo, Dains, Jonny, Jam-rag, all the bastards and Aberdeen scum! Peebles peep's, Emma, Potty, Josh, Ding-dong.....If iv'e missed anyone out its yer own fault, giz a bell now and again!
Happy happy joy joy
Winning best dressed everywhere I go (oh I!), Trawling through the murky depths of eBay for bargins and vintage goodies, Scaring the fucking big-jesus out of Robyn every time she enters a room and vice-versa! Kicking people in the face occasionally!

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  • Baby got back!

    Hellooooo!?! Rising from the ashes, like an electronic phoenix, I am back online and therefore back on BEBO! Have you missed me, of course you have. So fear not, as I can now be reintegrated back into your cyberlives, hence-forth making the world a better place to be! Untill then....

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  • semi-sorted

    It's ok guys, it's ooookkkk!!!

    I have my old and original number back, wooooooooooooo!!!!

    Although I do have to say that....A sheep stole my phone, It's official!
    The tea-leafing bastard also robbed Carlene of 550 quid!
    Just to get the word out that he's a thief and a lier and he's not to be trusted. So, I have done the just thing and gone to the police, so it all in their hands now, although I will still exact my revenge when the authorities are done.

    Oh well, if you will be a cunt.....

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  • A thingy I stole from some-one elses page, cause I can't write a silly blog thingy.

    Name – Joe Henderson Dargie
    Nickname - General Hi
    Zodiac Sign - Sagittarius
    Male or Female - male
    School - Ferryhill primary, Harlaw Academy (hardcore)
    How many buddies on your list – some obscenely, massive embarrassing number?!
    Screenname - Chillipuss
    Hair Color – Red usually
    Hair Long or Short - a good manageable short length
    Eye Color – Brown
    Are you health freak – a healthy freak i am!
    Height - 5 10" ish
    Do you have a crush on someone- yes?!
    Do you like yourself - I'd have to meet me and see!
    Braces? – hell no!
    Think your awesome? – I've had some good moments, that cant be denied!
    Piercings – a few
    Tattoo – not yet
    Righty or Lefty - ambidextrous for somethings


    ___Your 'Firsts'___

    Surgery – my eye!
    First piercing - Tongue
    girl mates – loads, i'm a homo for gods sake!
    First Award – probably some swimming thing
    First Sport You Joined – Tae Kwon-do
    First pet – a rabbit called coco
    First vacation – Cyprus but i was too young to remember

    ___Favorites___

    Movie – Party Monster, but it changes
    Favorite tv show- ASBO Teen to Beauty Queen, love that kind of shit!
    Music - Electro, alternative phycadellia
    Favorite piece of clothing – My D&G little black shirt
    Brand Of Clothing? - Dior Homme
    Favorite Book – don't really read


    __Which is better with the Opposite(im adding SAME)sex__

    Lips or Eyes - Eyes
    Hugs or Kisses - kisses
    Shorter or Taller – about the same is good
    Romantic, Spontaneous or larma - what the fucking hell is "larma"!? sounds disgusting.
    nice stomach or nice arms - Arms
    Sensitive or Loud - bit of both
    Hook-up or relationship - aren't they the same thing?

    ___Have you ever___
    Kissed a Stranger - in their millions!
    Drank bubbles – why the fuck would u... for fun?!?
    Lost glasses/contacts – not a speccy, thankfully.
    Ran Away From Home - oh god yeah
    Broken a bone – 7! 4 in one arm... all at different times!
    Got an X-ray - well duh!
    Broken Someone's Heart – oh yeah.
    Turned Someone Down - as above
    Cried When Someone Died - yes. (what a serious question!)

    ___Do You Believe In___
    God - not particularly
    Miracles - im alive aren't I?
    Aliens - definetly
    Magic - certinly do
    Heaven - what, the gay club?!
    Sex on the first date – always
    Kissing on the First Date - well, if i fuck on first dates....

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  • Bridget Freeman
    luv Bridget Freeman

    hey long time no hear :)

    2 tygodnie temu
  • Nitelife
    Nitelife

    Joe Beasweel Dargie NITELIFE TV ARE FILMING ABERDEEN 30-31ST OCTOBER 2009

    DO YOU WANNA BE ON TV?

    REGISTER YOUR DETAILS @ WWW.NITELIFEONLINE.CO.UK AND THE NITELIFE FILM CREW COULD BE FOLLOWING YOU ON YOUR NITELIFE THIS WEEKEND!!

    3 tygodnie temu
  • Campbell
    Campbell

    Hey how r u?

    9 tygodni temu przez Komórka
  • HyplocAberdeen
    HyplocAberdeen

    hyploc bar events!

    Friday 18th September
    DJ and Karaoke

    Saturday 19th September
    DJ with club classics and Karaoke

    Sunday 20th September
    Direct from London
    MISS SCARLET DIAMONTE

    Monday 20th september
    Smirnoff vodka and dash for £1.00
    Hyplocs Quiz night loads of prizes

    Tuesday 21st September
    Smirnoff vodka and dash for £1.00
    you choose the music

    Wednesday 22nd September
    Karaoke with DJ Stu
    £100 up for grabs
    Smirnoff Vodka and dash £1.00

    Thursday 23rd September
    Hyplocs own bingo!!
    come along and win some prizes

    ALL THIS IS HAPPENING EACH WEEK AT HYPLOC BAR

    9 tygodni temu
  • HyplocAberdeen
    HyplocAberdeen

    HYPLOC BAR 2 NIGHT MSS SCARLET DIAMONTE FREE ENTRY CHEEP DRINK ALL NIGHT
    AGAST 31 MONDAY SEE YOU SOON X

    12 tygodni temu
  • HyplocAberdeen
    HyplocAberdeen

    hello hyploc bar
    bondage night
    sat 22 nd
    cheep drink all night
    with the best xxx

    13 tygodni temu
  • Matt Jolly
    Matt Jolly

    Its cool man, found it under kris's couch! Phew!!

    14 tygodni temu przez Komórka
  • Colliebaby
    Colliebaby

    Eh lol? X

    14 tygodni temu przez Komórka
  • Colliebaby
    Colliebaby

    hey hunky joe lol

    thats your pic up huni xxx

    17 tygodni temu
  • Matt Jolly
    Matt Jolly

    Ne sign of my stolen hat?!?!

    17 tygodni temu przez Komórka
  • Gary Hindley
    Gary Hindley

    Hey punk! Come to the tunnels on sunday night! We're playing! Doors are at 7pm! :)

    Hopefully see ya then!

    19 tygodni temu
  • Retro Rooms

    Joe Beasweel Dargie,

    As you may already know we have Warren Fox from Hollyoaks (played by Jamie Lomas) doing a guest appearance and signing at Retro Rooms on the 4th July 2009.

    You can purchase advance VIP tickets from our cash desk on a Friday or Saturday night for £10 or reserve tickets by phone on 01224 212817. Your VIP ticket guarantees you access to our VIP bar, where you can relax and drink cocktails and also guarantees you to spend the night with the star himself.

    It all kicks off at 11pm and costs £6 to get in!

    21 tygodni temu
  • Cheerz Bar And Night Club
    Cheerz Bar And Night Club

    Hey joe, nice seeing you last night,were did you end up?diddint see you in the club.xxx

    22 tygodnie temu
  • Retro Rooms

    Joe Beasweel Dargie,

    Carl Gallagher (Elliot Tittensor) is still making a guest appearance on Saturday at Retro Rooms but we just want to let you know you can purchase VIP tickets for only £10!

    Your VIP ticket allows you access to our VIP lounge where you can enjoy drinks from our cocktail menu and also relax and chat with the star himself.

    Tickets are available at the cash desk and you can pick them up in person, they are in limited supply so you may not be able to get one on the night!

    Cheers!

    24 tygodnie temu
  • Gary Hindley
    Gary Hindley

    hey man,

    my phone is bein a complete ass... ive been down in liverpool and londont he past week aswell so havent been on the internet lol.

    Whats up man?
    Hope your well.

    25 tygodni temu
  • Club Drama
    Club Drama

    hope to see u at the next drama

    26 tygodni temu
  • Cosmopol
    luv Cosmopol

    Thanks for the add dood! hope to get u in here sooon! xxx

    27 tygodni temu
  • Cosmopol Fee
    Cosmopol Fee

    Hiyaaa! Love yoou! thanks for the add :-)

    If you could add the venue too that would be great...keep up to date with all the amazing stuff we have to offer:-)

    http://www.bebo.com/cosmopolglasgow
    thanks, Fee x

    27 tygodni temu