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Candance White
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- Last active: 8/30/11
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- Does it hurt your back to kiss your own ass like that?
- Me, Myself, and I
- I'm Candance. I talk a lot, drink a lot and dance around a lot. I guess ya can say there are a lot of things I do a lot. I've been told I'm loud and have a contagious laugh. So watch out! I'm also ppprrreeetttyy hilarious.
- Music
- The Killers, Coldplay, Led Zep, Snow Patrol, Pearl Jam, The Doors, Pearl Jam, David Gray, Lily Allen, Duffy, Stereophonics, White Stripes, Amy Winehouse, U2, Rolling Stones...I could go on for forever!
- Films
- Big Fish
- Sports
- RUGBY
- Scared Of
- I am actually a tiny bit, just a wee bit scared of ghosts. Silly, I KNOW! If i see a spider I'm out so fast all you'll see is a cloud of smoke - same with snakes. Hippies & porta potties also give me a fright. Sarah with a ping pong paddle, as well
- Happiest When
- Drinkin is involved mixed in with people givin me loads of attention
- Favourites
- Oversized pjs, jumpers given to me, that perfect pair of heels, the best fittin jeans, tequilaritas, boys
- And always remember
- Don't be reckless with other people's hearts; don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
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If any, take this advice
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you
imagine. Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing everyday that scares you Sing Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours. Floss Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself. Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone. Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own.. Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly. Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders. Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out. Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth. But trust me on the sunscreen…0 Comments 262 weeks
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Mae West quotes
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
It is better to be looked over than overlooked
I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
I see you're a man with ideals. I guess I better be going while you've still got them.
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
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George Carlin's Latest Theory on Life
"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death!
What's that--a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way.
Then you live in an old-age home.
You get kicked out when you're too young.
You get a gold watch.
You go to work.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.
You go to grade school.
You become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.
You become a little baby, you go back into the womb.
You spend your last nine months floating.
.......and you finish off as an orgasm!
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Ciaran Hanley11/21/10I pulled in $508 in 2 days using the internet! It came from - http://x.co/KTEd Keep this a secret!
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5/10/09
Sarah
hey hun. i have to work tonight but if i get out early i will be sure to call into ya for a farewell drink. xoxo
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4/23/09
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4/20/09
Sarah
hey miss, working alot lately so been keeping quiet. hope all is good with u. hope to c ya out some nite. we can have a beverage. chat ya .
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3/9/09
Maurs
Hiya, i'm gud, no can do this weekend, headin to Chicago this week so wont be around, sorry lady
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2/6/09
Maurs
haha ok, so i think Micheal was being sarcastic when he said that hahaha but sure you can try your luck on him, i doubt you'll get very far tho hahaha Omg, i cant believe they bought you another ticket hahaha thats fu**ing hilarious hahaha You can fill me in on all the in's and out's of the programmes and stuff when i see ya coz i dont really know how they work! I'll send you my number on priv mail, jst send me a txt or whatever when your thinkin about gettin your portfolio together n stuff and we'll sort something out
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1/27/09
Monica Lee
hey lady. how goes it in ireland? i'm ready to die here! damn gallbladder, i'll have to have a heart to heart with dear old gally, but gally has left and gone away! see, what did i say about going crazy? bed rest doesn't suit me. does it?
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1/27/09
Maurs
Oh right, i was thinking you wouldnt ave gone without sayin anything lol How did you get on in the interviews you think? Is it Cork you're in or what? Yeah i'd do that for ya, would b fun, as long as ya dont make me look like a scary clown or sumfin hahahaha Micheal said he'd b ur model if you want haha lucky u!!! hahaha I take it we can do it in my house? At a weekend or something? Sure let me know when & all that! Enjoy your last few days!!!! xx
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1/27/09
Collette
Hi, Huni AWWW I'm sorry to hear that like
I know that feeling like, when I was there and had to leave I didn't want to and I cryed the day I left like!!
Ever since then I've missed it dearly!!! Yeah I can use a drink myself
I'm sad too like but that's due to being stuck here and with no really job like
So have ya met any fine Irish fellas like? Watch out for then, there not as they appear to be, they always look lovely, but most of em' are wankers !!!! Ya, really can't trust any fellas like these days to be a good one, that's like finding a needle in a hay stack or it's like a blue moon!
!! AH FUCK EM' WHO NEEDS EM' ANYWAY LIKE!!
Give me a shout when ya get in and well get together for a night out on the piss alright??
xxxxxxx have a safe flight home!!!
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1/22/09
Tanya Hernandez
you skanky bum....comin all this way and drikin all your money away in the first couple of hours
well im sure you're havin a great time. get some pics up so we can all see what kinda trouble you girls are causin
motherhood is GREAT. shes just the best wee girl ever. we really are very lucky. soooo hows the trip goin ???
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1/22/09
Maurs
Hey, i thought u werent off till March????? How ya gettin on there? When did ya go? You'll be glad to know its rainin here haha
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1/22/09 via Mobile
Collette
Hey, huni Glad to hear your doing good and having loads of fun over there like! I was wondering why your phone ringer sounded Irish like
Anyway we should go out on the town when ya get home like give me a ring.
Ah the City has been okay but it's not the same with Jess not here like
Watch out for thoses Irish fellas, don't let em' foul ya like!!
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Ger Nagle1/14/09eh well im workin so i dont think ill make it but ritchie is up in college in dublin so u should really get on to him. he would be up for it.
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Tanya Hernandez1/9/09happy new year to ya xx
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1/7/09 via Mobile
Collette
I can't wait is what I was saying like
Man I'm get nackerd
I'm off to bed now, Good night huni talk to ya soon!
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1/7/09 via Mobile
Collette
No worries it's all good!
I know how it can be with the cell phones, that's why I got a new one like
Mine was diying out every five mintues like...
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1/7/09 via Mobile
Collette
I'm alright like, I went to Ireland 32 with my good friend Stephanie.
I haven't mad any planes just yet,but would be hella cool if we all went out and kicked it like!!
Give me a ring on my new number like Thur. Night sometime to make planes for the weekend.
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Collette1/2/09
Hey,Girl Happy New Year to ya!!!
Sorry I didn't make it out last night like
I wasn't feeling to hot and ended up falling asleep while waiting on my lift and then waking up later on
I hope ya'll had a great one and safe one too!
Anyway we'll have to hang out soon like, give me a ring sometime. Wishing ya the very best of the years to come your way!!!
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