I was ordered to do so, not my fault...

1: "No! I could never cheat on Dave like that..."

2: "Student Rider to Newport please"

3: "Nope, I'm on dial-up..."

4: "My Mum!"

5: "Morning Aaron..."

6: "Ok then Rosie, and where is Jamaica?"

7: "Wait wait wait wait wait... There! There I am, The one in the yellow Muse shirt!"

8: "That never happened ok, it was a rumour that James Alabaster started!"

9: "Shelly, I am sooooo not in love with Patrick Wolf!"

10: Oh, they use Supermassive Black Hole for everything!"

11: "What are you, 12?"

12: "Oh I'm sooooo sorry, but I don't think I say sorry as much as Chloe does!"

13: They didn't do anything off Showbiz dammit!"

14: "Sammi... Can I have another coke please?"

15: "I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away..."

16: "...never fade away..."

17: "No Loz, I poked you last, I win"

18: "You spelt my name wrong"

19: "ooook..."

20: "I love you through sparks and shining dragons I doooooo!"

21: "Nah I missed them, I don't like The Rolling Stones..."

22: "Not even Bliss! NOT EVEN BLISS!!! They can't be saving it for Wembley father, it's one of their big anthems!"

23: "I'm lost in the blinding whiteness of the Tundraaaaaa"

24: "Yep, I'm 'Bi For Brian Molko'..."

25: "Any Newthie, do you want to copy it to your computer?"

26: "To the lighthouse my friend, we must go..."

27: "But... Johnny Borrell is ugly?"

28: "No, that's not love, thats just the way they say they feel for everyone..."

29: "So foul a fair a day I have not seen..."

30: "But it says 3 for £3"

31: "I'll just look on my iPod..."

32: "NO-ONES GONNA TAKE ME ALIIIIIIIIIVE"

33: "Go on Dave, stick on 'The Childcatcher', you know how much you love it..."

34: "Oh no, you can't diss Keane like that..."

35: "Oh no, you can't diss Marroon 5 like that"

36: "I'm sorry, but you can't wear a Guns 'n' Roses t-shirt and call Foo Fighters crap.."

37: "I shouldn't have asked in the first place..."

38: "Ooh, cola bottles..."

39: "You know there's actually a song by The Automatic called that!?!?!"

40: "Yeah I met them at Cowes Week..."

41: "About 38gb"

42: "What's 8 - 1 father?"

43: "Yeah, but a personal psychologist's job list dosen't include 'screw over patient'!"

44: "Yeah it's a lot more commercial than their last album"

45: "Are they leaving? That was less than 30 minutes!"

46: "Yes, I've...oh crap, no I didn't set the tape for The Apprentice!"

47: "You would think so, wouldn't you?"

48: "What do you mean you've never heard the story of my christening!"

49: "No that's Citizen Erased"

50: "Yep, Jammy Tarts..."

Controlling my feelings for too long
Controlling my feelings for too long
Controlling my feelings for too long
Controlling my feelings for too long
Forcing our darkest souls to unfold
And forcing our darkest souls to unfold
Pushing us into self destruction
Pushing us into self destruction

And they make me
Make me dream your dreams
And they make me
Make me scream your screams

Trying to please you for too long
Trying to please you for too long
Visions of greed you wallow
Visions of greed you wallow
Visions of greed you wallow
Visions of greed you wallow

And they make me
Make me dream your dreams
And they make me
Make me scream your screams

Controlling my feelings for too long
Controlling my feelings for too long
And forcing our darkest souls to unfold
And forcing our darkest souls to unfold
And pushing us into self destruction
And pushing us into self destruction

And they make me
Make me dream your dreams
And they make me
Make me scream your screams

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