Dirty Funker

I demand to have some booze!

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  • Maschio, 19, Cuoricini 192
  • Città: I can never remember, I think its a house somewhere
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  • Data registrazione: May 2005
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Messaggio personale
Phat Beats, Mayhem On The Streets!
Tutto su di me
The Beck 08/09

Is it true you are still an erotic adventurer of the deranged kind
...Yes

Wowee you were a bit drunk last night, are you feeling a bit rough?
Iv got a bastard behind the eyes
What a mild headache?
I feel like a pig shat in my head

Shes really nice Sandy do you think i should pursue her?
Yeah mate just go and unleash some sensual seduction!

MMMMMMMMMMMM This is a tasty burger! May I have some drink to wash this down.

That was almost a buggary because of you!
Im terribly sorry but it was a calculated risk I was willing to take
Calculated risk! Thats me naked in the corner

Whats in your tool box, you've goy anti freeze dont you!
Dont mix your drinks

Anyway the universe is slowing down isnt it pfft and will eventually collapse in on itself according to the laws of entrapy when all its thermal and mechanical functions fail *sigh* Thus rendering all human endeavour ultimately pointless *groan
La mia metà
Neil McAslan

Neil McAslan

He is the Withnail to my ...I

Music
Deadmau5, Micky Slim, Stupid Fresh, Bass Kleph, Mauro Picotto, Crookers, Kissy Sell Out, Mr Oizo, The Cribs, Pendulum, Enter Shikari, Does It Offend You, Yeah?, The Hives and of course Sensual Seduction to name but a few!
Films
Moving images and dialogue appeal to me although if u were to describe many people sharing dialogue with one another could u say polylogue? Particularly tho Withnail and I and Transformers and 300
Sports
Rackets and cocks; feet and balls; large men, short shorts, tight shirts, funny shaped balls or in heterosexual words Badminton, Football and Rugby.
Scared Of
beards like Maggy Thatcher (see blog) and fences if ther metal (cos i run at them wen im drunk and injure myself)
Happiest When
Watching Withnail and I, raving it up at a party, public speaking, drinking cider or peachy baws, reading about the plight of Chris Guthrie, playing fitbaw with the lads up at the school, always good times!
Sandys Words of Wisdom
If you can keep your head whilst others around you are losing theirs then you havent properly judged the severity of the situation! If you have any suggestions then please keep them to yourself because I am infinitely wiser than you are and your suggestion will be inferior!

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What Glasgow Character are you? (((UPDATED)))

Hawwit.. Yer a Ned Mate

You are a very violent species. Living late nights in the local park you drink cheap wine - "Bottla Bukky" Sworn enemy of not only the emos but pretty much everyone who enters your territory (scheme.) Rain or shine you are up for a fight and a chase off the old polis

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  • Shagtag Tuesdays
    Shagtag Tuesdays

    * SHAGTAG * SHAGTAG * SHAGTAG *
    GLASGOWS MOST NOTORIOUS STUDENT NIGHT.. EVERY TUESDAY !!

    This Week: Tues 10th Nov
    * UV NEON PARTY *
    with huge UV cannons, neon paint, free glowsticks and much more !!

    DRINKS AT A QUID
    GIRLS GO FREE,,,
    Every Tuesday in November !!


    PLAY NIGHTCLUB. 7 RENFIELD ST

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    2 settimane fa
  • Hello Boys
    luv Hello Boys

    you came out of yonder cupboard and into my heart

    6 settimane fa
  • Caitlin
    Caitlin

    maaaaaaate! Xx

    15 settimane fa via Cellulare
  • Lisaloo
    Lisaloo

    heyyyy sandy!!!

    hows it going my friend?

    up for a wee night out on the 22nd in town? going to try and get the majority or our class out to celebrate end of resits!

    spread the word mate!!
    u got any resits for that matter? how was titp? u stoned oot yer nut eh?

    :L

    xxx

    16 settimane fa
  • Hello Boys
    luv Hello Boys

    youve got mail x

    17 settimane fa
  • Tom .
    Tom .

    hey im havin ma housewarming on the 15th of august. will be over the whole weekend. so come up and get fucked lol. tell neil and craig and that to come up too, whats your new mobile number now?

    17 settimane fa
  • Crazy Miss
    luv Crazy Miss

    sandy ru allive?did u survive tinthep?im having the best summer EVER!!!fuck going back to uni.lol.i met the killers at tinthep - twas epic.what u been up2? xxx

    17 settimane fa
  • Tom .
    Tom .

    IM CHILLING BY THE POOL 10 POUNDS SLIMMER! I JUST GAVE THIS NEW REVITILIZER PILL A TRY AND I LOST TEN POUNDS IN JUST 12 DAYS! GO TO WeightGreat.com TO GET YOUR SAMPLE PACK TOO!! tamiko

    21 settimane fa via Cellulare
  • Club Campus
    Club Campus

    Hey Dirty Funker,

    Celebrate Michael Jackson's life with his music and videos playing all night!

    Plus ELEMENT Street Dance Crew performing a tribute to the King of Pop live on the Campus Stage.

    DRESS LIKE HIM
    DANCE LIKE HIM
    SING LIKE HIM


    PRIZES FOR THE BEST!
    DRINKS FROM £1 ALL NIGHT!


    All Door Proceeds Go To Charity

    Campus x

    21 settimane fa
  • Tom .
    Tom .

    HEY DID U HEAR THAT THEY ARE GIVING AWAY SAMPLE PACKS OF MAC MAKEUP!? VISIT MacMakeUK.com TO GET ONE FOR YOURSELF OR HER BEFORE THEY RUN OUT! cavnar

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  • Shagtag Tuesdays
    Shagtag Tuesdays

    COME IN YOUR PANTS !!

    YOU ARE INVITED TO THE PANTS PARTY !!
    *** This Tuesday: 2nd June at Play ***

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    Yes! theres a party in SHAGTAG's pants & you're all invited. Y-fronts, knickers, speedos, boxers, or granny pants.. anything goes! Girls & boys. Prizes for the best on show. Please RSVP to your invitation with some love (or disgust) xxx


    Shagtag Tuesdays at Play Nightclub
    7 Renfield St - Drinks at 1 quid !!

    bebocomments at live.co.uk
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    25 settimane fa
  • Heather
    luv Heather

    "enter shakira"

    26 settimane fa
  • Club Campus
    Club Campus

    Hey Dirty Funker,
    Festival Sunday - This Sunday!

    Get ready for the upcoming festival season and join us at the Campus main stage, dance tent and VIP room. Dig out your wellies and festival gear

    T in the Park tickets and camping stuff up for grabs.

    Free entry before 12am to everyone who's dressed up!

    Selected drinks from £1!


    CAMPUS x

    28 settimane fa
  • Caitlin
    Caitlin

    You better be at rebeccas !!!

    Propahhh renunion friend :)


    xxxx

    28 settimane fa
  • Shagtag Tuesdays
    Shagtag Tuesdays

    Ann Summers Party !!
    This Tuesday - 28th April

    with.. offical ann summers reps, kinky party games, prizes, vouchers, toys on display, girls dressed for the occassion, boys allowed for one night only !!
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    30 settimane fa
  • Jennifer X
    luv Jennifer X

    woops i forgot to leave love.

    that wine has gone to my head:)

    mmm chips :D

    x

    30 settimane fa
  • Jennifer X
    Jennifer X

    finally met the legendary sandy!

    u deserve some LOVING!

    man, you are as cool as they say :P

    x

    30 settimane fa
  • Shagtag Tuesdays
    Shagtag Tuesdays

    SHAG..............TAG !!
    Tuesdays @ Play Nightclub

    // 28th April: ANN SUMMERS PARTY
    with.. the offical ann summers reps, kinky party games, prizes, vouchers, toys on display, girls dressed for the occassion, boys allowed for one night only !!

    // 12th May: SHAGTAG POLE IDOL
    pole dancing competition, one for the ladies, in association with heavenly pole, winner get free entry to play every night for 1 year + 100 quid cash !!

    Check our page for last weeks..
    wet t-shirt comp pics xxx
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    31 settimane fa
  • Rebecca
    Rebecca

    DUDE
    I'm sorry I still have your hoody but I pinkie promise you it is all clean and washed and waiting to go back to you
    x x x

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