Amy Johnson
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- TRISH is gonna get ya!!!
- Me, Myself, and I
- Chinese takeaways......
- San Diego.........
- Jess being a semi whore...me being a whore! Retarded people..blow up beds..sand chairs...journey..BEER PONG..the 222 grils and the boys, pf changs, cheesecake factory, SHOPPING...24hour drinking...jacuzi time...pb.....talking my way out of a warning...molesting men...gettin free rides home for being irish...
- DISLIKES OF SAN DIEGO
- RAMEN NOODLES, LACK OF TOOTH PASTE AND TOILET ROLL, THE FLOOR OF GALLY, OUR CARPET, NUMEROUS FUCKING FLIES, DOMINOS, AMERICANS IN GENERAL, THE WAY IT GETS DARK EARLIER, 8 HOUR TIME DIFFERENCE, LIVING ON A DIET OF MAINLY NOODLES, CAPRI SUNS AND THE SOIL WATER, RETARDED TAXI DRIVERS, CREEPS ON THE TRAMS AND BUSSES, christian wisely...meg stuck with weirdos...no money...retarded receptionist..."peaceful" balcony, mexico.......................
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SOOOOOOO Cute
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:
"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8
When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4
"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5
"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy -age 6
"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4
"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." Danny - age 7
"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss" Emily - age 8
"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen." Bobby - age 7
(Wow!)
“If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate," Nikka - age 6 (we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)
"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday." Noelle - age 7
"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well." Tommy - age 6
"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore." Cindy - age 8
"My mommy loves me more than anybody . You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." Clare -age 6
"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken." Elaine - age 5
"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford." Chris - age 7
"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." Mary Ann – age 4
"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." Lauren - age 4
"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (what an imagination) Karen - age 7
“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross." Mark - age 6
“You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget." Jessica - age 8
And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbour was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbour, the little boy said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry"
When there is nothing left but love, that is when you find out that love Is all you need. Take 60 seconds and give this a shot! All you do is simply say the following small prayer for the person who sent you this.
Bless all my friends in whatever it is that they may be needing this day! And may their life be full of your peace, prosperity and power, courage, compassion and wisdom as they seek to have a closer relationship with love.
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PETER KAY
1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said; Thyroid problem?
2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I
realised that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
3) I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
4) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder!
5) Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
6) My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
7) Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.
9) If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?
10) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
11) You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
PETER KAY'S QUESTIONS...
1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth
3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your backside
5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
6. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
7. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
8. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
9. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
11. What do people in China call their good plates?
12. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom?
13. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?>
14. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
15. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over billion
stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you here is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window?
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Peter Kay's -- Words of Wisdom...
Peter Kay
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when
your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into
a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have
a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers t0 Commentaren 1108 dagen
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9 things we hate about people
9 Things we Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time..I
know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and
change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it?
Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking
floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really
give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is thelongest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ! asks "Has the bus come yet"
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Burn Beach Club4 weken geledenHI (Amy Johnson)
MONDAY MAFIA
Drinks €2 - Best Student night around!
€2 adm wit mafia pass-Avail from our promo team @ur college!
Doors open 10.30pm
WOBBLE ON WEDNESDAY
FREE Bar between 10.30-11.30pm
Drinks from €2 after!
ELECNO THURS PRESENTS SEBASTIEN LEGER
THIS THURS 12TH NOV
Doors open 10.30pm
Drinks from €2!
pay at the door event!
BLACKOUT UV PARTY EVERY FRIDAY
Doors open 10.30pm
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BIG SATURDAYS @ BURN
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ASLAN LIVE IN CONCERT
THIS SUN 15TH NOV !!
Doors open 7.30pm
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Tickets onsale now from Burn Beach Club & Food4Thought across from club in Stillorgan!
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Hi (Amy Johnson)
THIS WEEK @ BURN ..............
WEDNESDAY -COMPLIMENTARY BAR FROM 10.30-11.30 !!!! DRINKS FROM €2 FROM 11.30!!!!
THURSDAY- ELECKNO A MIX OF TECHNO + ELECTRO!! DRINKS FROM €2 !! DOORS 10PM!!
FRIDAY'S - BLACKOUT -DUBLIN BIGGIST UV PARTY!! DRINKS FROM €2!!
SATURDAY - BIG SATURDAY PARTY WITH SPIN!!
€2 DRINKS !!!
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FOR COMPLIMENTARY GUEST LIST PLEASE mail info@burnbeachclub.ie !!
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(Amy Johnson)
SEPTEMBER TO REMEMBER @ BURN BEACH CLUB...
BACK TO THE BEACH ...............
END OF SUMMER BEACH PARTY @ BURN !!!
KICKS OFFS TUESDAY THE 8TH OF SEPTEMBER!!
DOORS OPEN 10.30PM
DRINKS FROM €2 EVERY NIGHT!!!
FULLY DRESSED VENUE...
100 TONS OF SAND...
SURF SIMULATER....
DUNK TANK.
FOAM CANNONS....
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HI (Amy Johnson)
THIS THURSDAY @ BURN BEACH CLUB!!
LIVE PERFORMACE FROM STAVROS FLATLEY
FROM BRITAINS GOT TALENT!!!!
DOORS OPEN 10PM!!!
DRINKS FROM €2 !!!
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Mel
Just cause u made that comment earlier...... I think this should defo be on your page. GO ON MUNSTER
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Michelle C
hi my gorgeous hunny how you? in miss university on thurs you and harper should defo come xx
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Danielle And Lexi39 weken geledenHIYA
Just to let you know, Lexi has been nominated to be one of Irelands happiest babies but to win she needs your vote!!
Please log onto http://www.happiestbabies.ie/happies..., type in Lexi
and cast your vote now!!
You can only vote once a day but if you can do it everyday until the end of March you'd really be helping!!
Pass this on to everyone you know
Thanks a mil!! x x
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Roadrunner41 weken geledenAlrite Amy!
Just letting you know Roadrunner are playing a huge gig on 20 March in the Trinity Rooms in Limerick as part of Jack Daniels' JD Set. Thousands of bands applied but only the top 30 unsigned bands in the country were shortlisted to play so we're happy out! The gig is on a friday night so if you fancy a road trip and abit of a mad weekend come on down!
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Ian Harpur
Shes great hahahahahah....
Yeah well it was hilarious for you, i went bright red and her whole table just stared at me like im josef fritzel.
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Ian Harpur
Haha, Best comment ever. Were did you get all the words from....
"harpur look at that minger over there"
"where"
"there the fat one with the football tits"
Oh yeah, cheers Amy I just got caught by her and her7 foot tall, 25 stone boyfriend.
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Jess Corcoran
put up the pics trish....just for u and ur retarded facebook ways!!! OPEN UR EYES!!!!!!!!!!! xxxx
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Ian Harpur
Haha, The cheek of you Trish......... Ul get what your o.k!!!!!
Im felling alot better now, hopefully i wont be up all night hooping again. Worst night ever. Only got to sleep at around 3.30 and then my alarm for work went off at 6.15, fuckin nightmare i tell ya.
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Ciara Kilpatrick
hey, im good yeah. dats deadly bout manchester, ya's do much ovr der?? i had brill time in d snow here, ws savage... a WHOLE wk off college.... AMAZIN!! Ah dats ool dat ur flights wer ok, my friend frm college ws t fly t london thurs bt d flight ws cancelled!!
My bday nite in d app ws very funny, had a brill nite, dnt tink got t bed til bout 8 r so n had t b out by 11 ... madness!!! twister is AMAZIN wen ur pissed, shud defo try it sum time
... n tryin t play buzz wit like 10 ppl and pissed.. very confusin..!! ws such a good nite, will prob b havin a nite out d d 26th which is a thurs... or mayb 27th... not sure yet. so hopefuully ya can come!
ne plans 4 valentines day? tink we're jst goin 4 a meal, am in wrk early sun mrnin!! Lauren's 21st is comin up soon actually, d day b4 John's.... madness... am so broke!!
Ws in 92 sat nite, saw aido.g der and ws tlkn t leah goulding, aint seen her in yonks. also saw lorna, hvnt seen her in so long... madness... dnt c ne1 nemre
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Lorna Jennings
well well well,look who is on line!!!!how are u my love.did ya get ur applics sorted!!when is our date night!!!!love ya x
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Judy Kavanagh 0 AntwoordenHappy Birthday Chicken. Hope ya have a brill day. ur bday is over at d mo in ireland bt im sure ur passed out sumwhere in san d. ha. have a good one! xx
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