I was just wanking my fucking brains out and it was to some seriously fucked up porn (I can only get a hard on to porn if there is at LEAST one girl crying or something). I was some fucked up shit on shockingtube or whatever it is.

Anyway I was about to explode when all of a sudden I hear my mum going to the toilet - she always checks on me and my brother in the night.. don't know why - but she does.

At this point she's really fucking close and I only have two fucking options put my dick away or x out of all the fucked up porn I was watching.

My heart started racing and I was panicking, and I didn't know what to do. So I just kept on fucking going. I didn't stop. My mum walked right in as my fat load rocketed out the tip of my cock and straight up into the air while a fucking bird was being raped while sucking a dogs dick on my computer screen.

I was ready for the worst. I thought she was going to be totally disgusted with me and completely disown me, or ask me if I was going to be a good role model or some shit. But no..

Instead of going fucking mad at me or leaving the room she did the mash. She did the monster mash. The monster mash. It was a graveyard smash. She did the mash. It caught on in a flash. She did the mash. She did the monster mash. The zombies were having fun. The party had just begun. The guests included Wolf Man, Dracula and his son. The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds. Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds. The coffin-bangers were about to arrive with their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five".