For all you poor souls who can never understand what I'm saying - Here's a list of as many Doric words and colloquialisms as I can think of, just for you:

Ane - One
Abeen - Above
Abody - Everybody
Aboot - About
Adee - Ado
Afore - Before
Ahint - Behind
Ah - I
Ah'm - I'm
Ah'll - I'll
A' - All
Aff - Off
'At - That
Ain - Own
Aifter - After
Aifterneen - Afternoon
Airm - Arm
Ana - I Don't
Anaa - Aswell
Anither - Another
Anoo - Just Now
Apairt - Apart
Aul' - Old
Arna - Aren't
Athin - Everything
Awa - Away
Affa - Very
Ay - Of
Aye - Yes
Ba - Ball
Baffies - Slippers
Bane - Bone
Bairn - Child
Baith - Both
Bawlin - Crying
Beets - Boots
"Ben i Hoose" - Through in the Next Room
Bide - Live
Bile - Boil
Bleezin - Very Drunk
Bocht - Bought
Bozie - Hug
Bonnie - Beautiful
Breeks - Trousers
"Ca Canny" - Slow Down
Ca'd - Called
Caul' - Cold
Canna - Can't
Cairry - Carry
Crater - Creature or Defenseless Person
Chuckies - Small Stones
"Chavin' Awa" - Working Away
Cheepin - Crying
Chuddy - Chewing Gum
Clap - Stroke
Claik - Talkative Person
Claes - Clothes
Clart - Smother
Cloot - Cloth
Coount - Count
Coose/Coorse - Nasty
Dame - Girlfriend
Deen - Done
Deed - Dead
Denner - Dinner
Doup - Bum
Dour - Dull or Miserable
Doon - Down
Dottled - Confused
Dicht - Wipe
Dinna - Don't
Dirlin - Ringing
Disna - Doesn't
Dubs - Mud
Dike - Small Wall
Div - Do
Ee - You
'En - Then
Een - Eyes
Ees - Use
Eest Tae - Used To
Eejit - Idiot
Eicht - Eight
Es - This
Ey - Always
Fa - Who
Fa' - Fall
Fae - From
Far - Where
Fan - When
Faniver - Whenever
Fir - For
Fit - What or Foot
Fitba - Football
Fite - White
Fitiver - Whatever
"Fit Like?" - How Are You?
Fed Up - Bored or Sick of Something
Feel - Silly
Feenisht - Finished
Feart - Afraid
File - While
Flee - Fly
Floo-ers - Flowers
Follay - Follow
Fool - Dirty
Fooshtie - Mouldy
Fower - Four
Fuskey - Whiskey
Gan - Going
Ganzie - Jumper
Gie - Give
Gied - Gave or Went
Girnin - Moaning
Git - Get
Glaiket - Stupid
Glaisses - Glasses
Gow - Seagull
Greet - Cry
Guid - Good
Gyad/Gads - Yuck
Gye - Very
Hae - Have
Hairt - Heart
Hame - Home
Hanle - Handle
Haun - Hand
Hate - Hot
Heed - Head
Heisser - Washing Pole
'Hinkin - Thinking
Hisna - Hasn't
Hoo - How
"Hoo's Yer Doos?" - How Are You Doing?
Hoor - Whore
Hoora/Hoornin - Very
Hoose - House
Houp - Gulp
Hud - Hold
Hunner - Hundred
Ingin - Onion
Ither - Other
Jaicket - Jacket
Jist - Just
Joog - Jug
Joub - Jab
Ken - Y'Know
Kowk - Puke
Lach - Laugh
Lad - Boyfriend
Lang - Long
Larry - Lorry
Lichter - Lighter
Loon - Boy
Loup - Jump
Lugs - Ears
Ma - Me or My
Mack - Make
Mair - More
Mannie - Man
Maittert - Mattered
Maist - Most
Moo - Mouth
Mony - Many
Min - Man
Mine - Remember
Mither - Mother
Muckle - Much
Nae - Not
Nicht - Night
Nithin - Nothing
Nivir - Never
Noo - Now
O' - Of
O'er - Over
Ony - Any
Oor - Our or Hour
Ower - Very
Peer - Poor
Peerie-Wallie - ill
Peel - Pill
Peice - Biscuit
Plooks - Spots
Powan - Pounds
Quine - Girl
Quid - Could
Quidna - Couldn't
Raid Up - A Mess
Reed - Red
Rin - Run
Roon - Round
Roosht - Rust
Sark - Shirt
Sat - Salt
Sair - Sore
Scoort - Scratched
Seterday - Saturday
Semmit - Vest
Sicht - Sight
Sivin - Seven
"Simmer Doon" - Calm Down
Sheen - Shoes
Shew - Sew
Skelp - Slap
Skite - Slide
Smoring - ill
Snaw - Snow
Sook - Suck or Suck Up
Speen - Spoon
Stane - Stone
Staun - Stand
Stoonie - Temper Tantrum
Sweyt - Sweat
Tae - To/Tea
Taen - Taken
Taes - Toes
Tee - Too
Tick - Take
Toon - Town
Toorie - Wooly Hat
Tow - Washing Line
The Day - Today
The Night - Tonight
The Morn - Tomorrow
Thegither - Together
Thocht - Thought
Twa - Two
Twinty - Twenty
Wa' - Wall
Wee - Little
Weel - Well
Weir - Wear
Worl - World
Wi - With
Wid - Wood or Would
Wifie - Woman
Winner - Wonder
Windae - Window
Winsday - Wednesday
Wye - Way or Weigh
Wyt - Wait
Yalla - Yellow