If you're a New Zealander...
1. You're not a republican. You only notice the Royal family when one of their scandals hits the covers of the women's magazines, or when one of them pays a visit.
2. You're familiar with all the US and British pop culture references relevant to your age group. Most of the TV and movies you watch and the popular music you listen to come from either the US or Britain.
3. Depending on your age, you'll be familar with the Howard Morrison Quartet, Billy T. James, Tim and Neil Finn, Crowded House, Purest Form, Fur Patrol, Bic Runga, and Johnny Devlin. 4. On TV you'd instantly recognise Paul Holmes, Judy Bailey, Richard Long, John Campbell, Carol Hirshfield, the Topp Twins, Lucy Lawless, and Keith Quinn.
5. You're not interested in baseball, basketball, or American football. If you're male you know everything there is to know about rugby union, and possibly rugby league as well. You may have played soccer at school but you don't follow it as a spectator.
6. You go to church for weddings and funerals, and possibly have a vague belief in God, but anyone talking excessively about religion is suspected of being mentally unstable.
7. You think of McDonald's, Burger King, KFC etc. as cheap food.
8. You own a telephone, a TV, and probably a car, which you drive on the left side of the road.
9. You're bemused that affluent looking New Yorkers on American TV don't own a car.
10. Your place is heated in winter and has its own bathroom.
11. You do your laundry in a machine and don't kill your own food.
12. You don't have a dirt floor.
13. You eat at a table, sitting on chairs.
14. You don't consider insects, dogs, cats, monkeys, or guinea pigs to be food.
15. You consider juvenile fish ("whitebait") -fried whole, including the head and eyes- to be a delicacy, though.
16. You usually refer to the smallest room as the "toilet". You understand a ref

1st thing that came to my head

1. Beer: yuk

2. Anorexic: carrots?

3. Relationships:rar..

4. Your Last Ex: haha hmm.. pumpkin patch megs will get tht... haha

5. Power Rangers: haha i bet they r fueled off powerade

6. Weed: daddy/mummy hahah

7. Air Freshener: tht add with the caterpillar

8. Smoking: ew

9. The President: big house

10. Fish: & chips: yum yum

11. Cars: fassssst <3

12. Gas Prices: meh

13. Halloweeen: the dude tht gave me a potato... wtf

14. Bon Jovi: 4got who he was haha oops...

15. Religion: ummm idk.. i think of church then i think of nuns haha

16. Jaja: laughin in spanish!

17. Worst fear: hmm losing ppl

18. Marriage: far away lol
19. Paris Hilton: ew...shame prison haha
20. Brunettes: shud be blonde haha

21. Redheads: desperate housewives chic!

22: Politics: dnt get it

23: Pass the time: rarrrr idk

24. One night stands: an awkward morning beats a borin nite?

25: Cell Phone: txtn WHATT haha

27: Pixie Stix: aye?

28: Vanilla Ice cream: ew

29: High school: orewaaaaaaa

31. Pajamas: comfyyyy elmo WHATT hahah

32. Woods: dark

33. Wet Socks: weird

34. Alcohol: funnnnnn

35. The word love: ppl use it 2 much

36. My best friends: bloody fantastic lol

37. Money: neeeeeeeeeeed more

38. Headache: hangova

39. Love is: hard 2 find?

40. Time: can be a burden

41. Divorce: sad

42. Rosie: o donnel! hahah
43. Emo's: megan... haha jk ummm ''the wall''

Remember When Getting High Meant Swinging At The Playground. When Protection Meant Wearing A Helmet. When The Worst Thing You Could Get From Boys Were Cooties And The Worst Thing You Could Get From Girls Was A Cold. When Your Worst Enemies Were Your Siblings. When Race Issues Were About Who Ran The Fastest. When The Only Drug You Knew Was Cough Medicine. When Wearing A Skirt Didn't Mean You Were A Skank. When The Only Thing That Would Hurt You Were Skinned Knees. When The Only Thing That Could Be Broken Were Your Toys & Goodbyes Only Meant Until Tomorrow.. Life Was So Simple And Carefree, But What i Remember Most Was Wanting To Grow Up. And Now .. i Would Give Anything To Be A Kid Again.