1. Darcy pulling a casper after smoking a few 2 many joints, collapsing at the campsite + taking 2 or 3 tents down wit her while i hovered over her with the camera taking pictures and laughing so much that I very nearly wet myself..

2. Me running as fast as I could in the direction of Darcys tent, planning on jumping on top of her but I completely missed my jump and dived head first down the hill and into someone else's tent..

3. The mud fight's at Lady GaGa..- we were so dirty at the end of it that they wouldnt let us into the showers and I could barely open my eyes there was that much muck on my face..

4. Bumping into NIIIAAAAALLLL AND JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY ..

5. Meeting P.P and cheater bob..

6. The rave we hosted in perfect pauric's tent..wat a laugh!

7. Colin Hopper's face when we pulled him into the tent and saw what was goin on..

8. Breaking Janette's tent on the first nite il say no more

9. "uuuuuuuuuuuuggggggh they'l wreck the joint".. and "ride me like a dog uuuuuuuhhhh" hahahaha

10. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh baby cuz uuuuuuuuuhh..

11. waking up on the Monday morning lying outside in the rain wit water up over my ears and some complete stranger tryna stop me crying by singing songs to me and playing the guitar,making up the words as he went along..

12. Janette and the PLUG THAT FUCKIN YOKE OUT fiasco..

13. Skinny full stop. I wouldnt know where to start..

14. Darcy's little red riding hood skirt..

15. At the Kings of Leon and the lad that thought ot was queen on stage..Jan's reaction was HILARIOS!!

16. 1 of the funniest moments by far was when me and Jan wer on the way back to the camp site after the Kings of Leon and the toilet incident.only Janette wil ever understand how funny it was. I dont think iv ever laughed as much in my life as when Jan pulled that girl outa the cubicle WHILE SHE WAS ON THE TOILET and asked her " hows ur arse for maggots?? coz it looks like your hole is infested with the way your hoppin round d place.."
..u really had to be there...




...........tel me wat else funny happened coz i cant think of anything right now?!!***************

35 days ago



8.last person kissed: hhmmmm..
7.last beverage: pint of Budweiser even though my liver is swelled up+im menta b off d drink for d next 6 months!..
6. last phone call: pinky+no brain
5. last text message: mad badger Kenny
4. last song played: Rihanna "Disturbia"
3. last bubble bath: about a month ago..?
2. last time you cried: When I cracked my ribs and nearly broke my Back in Austria coz i crashed in2 a chimney on a sleigh in d middle of d nite
1. last meal: Big Dirty supermacs at 2 o clock..


EIGHT have you's:

8. have you ever MET someone twice: YEAH!
7. have you ever been cheated on: does the voicebox count in dis 1 mikeen??
6. have you ever bought condoms? no
5. have you ever met someone+regted it? no im a very happy person!!
4. have you ever fallen in love? no i dont think so
3. have you ever lost someone: yeah
2. have you ever been depressed: yeah last weekend wen i was told i cant drink for d next 6 months noooooooooooooooooooo...
1. have you ever been drunk and thrown up; yes,and unfortunately 1 of d times was on top of welly im sorrrrry..!!


EIGHT things you did in the past three days:

1. Went to school: no
2. Went to work: yea slavin my life away in Supervalu..
3. Colored: no
4. Stripped: yes tis morning
5. Been drunk: no not exactly
6. Slept: ye but very little
7. Been out at night? Yeah
8. Had sex? eehhhhhhhhh........... no........??? ....


List THREE favorite colors..
1. Black
2. White
3. red


SO FAR IN 08'...

*Been to school - yea!!
*Made a new friend - Lotz and lotz
*Bitched - who hasnt??...
*Fallen out of love - no coz i was never in it
*Done something you swore never to do- yea definitely!!
*Punched someone- yes!!
*Laughed until you cried- yea on d way home from d Rihanna concert ( noooooooooooooo i want chips mammy..wen d cats away the mouse can play dat was sum nite mikeen!!!)
*Went behind your parents back - yep
*Met someone who changed your life - yeah Mick Gleeson
*Made a wish- yep!
*Gotten close to someone - ah i suppose..now i hav glandular fever!!
*Found out who your true friends were –yeah definitely!!

1. Do you miss someone? Yea loads
2. Single or taken? Single nd lovin it!
4. Straight, Gay, Bi? Straight!
5. Do you have a crush? kinda
6. Who is the best hugger that you know?...Paul Kilroy wins hands down!!
7. Do you believe in love at first sight: yeah sometimes!
8. Is there something you want to tell someone? yea kinda
9. What brand of shirt are you wearing? my supervalu uniform..beautiful!!!!
10. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends? a few of them already..
11. Do you have "A thing"? yes i have a big long 1...
12. How many people do you trust on your top friends? 3
13. How many kids do you want to have? 2, boy+girl
14. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? yea
15. Do you wanna change your name? yes i want to be the next Mc Carthy coz shes so full of fun HA NOT!!!!!!!!
16. What did you do for your last birthday? had a big bash in my house+then hit Mojos!!
17. What time did you wake up today? 8
18. What were you doing at midnight last night? Sneering in the Beech Tree
19. Name something you CANNOT wait to do: Go mad!!
20. Last time you saw your mom? 2 seconds ago
21. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? i dunno..
22. Which hand do you like better? oh the Right all d way.. more power ta flatten annoying ppl + miserable Fuckers like Mc Carthy wit (sum day)
23. Explain your URL name: wat URL name?? its not Callum Conroy ur talkin to now...
24. Favourite food: food!! chinese
25. Do you love life: yea when i go out at d weekends!! wen im away from school!!

I don't know what to say really.
Three minutes
to the biggest battle of our professional lives
all comes down to today.
Either
we heal
as a team
or we are going to crumble.
Inch by inch
play by play
till we're finished.
We are in hell right now, gentlemen
believe me
and
we can stay here
and get the shit kicked out of us
or
we can fight our way
back into the light.
We can climb out of hell.
One inch, at a time.

Now I can't do it for you.
I'm too old.
I look around and I see these young faces
and I think
I mean
I made every wrong choice a middle age man could make.
I uh....
I pissed away all my money
believe it or not.
I chased off
anyone who has ever loved me.
And lately,
I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror.

You know when you get old in life
things get taken from you.
That's, that's part of life.
But,
you only learn that when you start losing stuff.
You find out that life is just a game of inches.
So is football.
Because in either game
life or football
the margin for error is so small.
I mean
one half step too late or to early
you don't quite make it.
One half second too slow or too fast
and you don't quite catch it.
The inches we need are everywhere around us.
They are in ever break of the game
every minute, every second.

On this team, we fight for that inch
On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us
to pieces for that inch.
We CLAW with our finger nails for that inch.
Cause we know
when we add up all those inches
that's going to make the fucking difference
between WINNING and LOSING
between LIVING and DYING.

I'll tell you this
in any fight
it is the guy who is willing to die
who is going to win that inch.
And I know
if I am going to have any life anymore
it is because, I am still willing to fight, and die for that inch
because that is what LIVING is.
The six inches in front of your face.

Now I can't make you do it.
You gotta look at the guy next to you.
Look into his eyes.
Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go that inch with you.
You are going to see a guy
who will sacrifice himself for this team
because he knows when it comes down to it,
you are gonna do the same thing for him.

That's a team, gentlemen
and either we heal now, as a team,
or we will die as individuals.
That's football guys.
That's all it is.
Now, whattaya gonna do?