Hey Ireland... i love you... but...

WATCH YOUR F*CKIN DRINKS!!!!

lol... man, most hectic fucking night... ever. Tho i'll take some of the blame on that one as well... had about 15+ Coronas myself.

damage report:
1 fucked up xone:4d = trashed
1 fucked up Monome = trashed
1 fucked up Pioneer HDJ-1000's = trashed... then chucked into the crowd somewhere.
1 fucked up macbook = mildly trashed... but still ok.
1 fucked up deadmau5 = way too trashed for his own good... last seen on a bathroom floor.
1 fucked up Kaoscillator = trashed + missing.
1 fucked up pair of stage monitors.... = humped a bit ... then trashed.

so all in all... it was a night of pure chaos and destruction and im sure my management will LOVE the fact that ive sucessfully smashed the place + my kit to pieces.

but hey... we had fun.

and now...


ON WITH THE FUCKING TOUR.





love you guys.

-deadmau5

SHOTGUN RULES!!!!!!!!


Section I - General Rules
1) The first person to yell "SHOTGUN" gets to ride in the front seat.
2) The remaining back seats may be divided up in the same manner by being the first to call "back right seat", etc..
3) The word "shotgun" must be loud enough to be heard by at least one witness. If no witness is to be found, or in case of a tie, the driver has the final word. After all, it is most likely his/ her car. (note: if it isn't his/her car, and the owner is present, the owner's decision is final. Owner must be sober, however, or she will defer his/her judgment to the driver.)
4) Early calls are strictly prohibited. All occupants of the vehicle (including the driver) must be outside of the building and directly on the way to the vehicle before shotgun may be called. Under no circumstances may a person call shotgun inside a building. For sake of simplicity, a garage is considered to be outside. Parking structures and detached garages are always considered as being outdoors, even if they are underground.
5) A person may only call shotgun for one way of a trip. Shotgun can never be called while inside a vehicle or still technically on the way to the first location. For example, one can not get out of a vehicle and call Shotgun for the return journey.
6) Although men and women are equal.....women always get shotgun.end of.
7) One is allowed to ride shotgun as many times as hr/she can call it, but for him/herself only. No one can call shotgun for their slower friend, unless the friend has a speech or mental handicap that prevents them from calling it for themselves.
The driver has final say in all ties and disputes. The driver has the right to suspend or remove all shotgun privileges from one or more persons.

Section II - Special Cases
These special exceptions to the rules above should be considered in the order presented; the case listed first will take precedence over any of the cases beneath it, when applicable.
1) In the instance that the normal driver of a vehicle is locked or otherwise unable to perform their duties as driver, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun.
2) If the instance that the person who actually owns the vehicle is not driving, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.
3) In the instance the driver's spouse, lover, partner, or hired prostitute for the evening is going to accompany the group, he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.
4) In the instance that one of the passengers may become so ill during the course of the journey that the other occupants feel he/she will peauk their ring, then the ill person should be given Shotgun to make appropriate use of the window.
5) In the instance that only one person knows how to get to a given location and this person is not the driver, then as the designated navigator for the group they automatically get Shotgun, unless they decline.
6) In the instance that one of the occupants is too wide or tall to fit comfortably in the back seat, then the driver may show mercy and award Shotgun to the genetic misfit. Alternatively, the driver and other passengers may continually rip the piss out of them as they make a three hour trip with him crammed in the back.

Section III - The Survival Of The Fittest Rules (a.k.a The Bastard Rules)
1) If the driver so wishes, he/she may institute the Survival Of The Fittest Rules on the process of calling Shotgun. In this case all rules, excepting 1.8, are suspended and the passenger seat is occupied by whoever can take it by force.
2) The driver must announce the institution of the Survival Of The Fittest Rules with reasonable warning to all passengers. This clause reduces the amount of blood lost by passengers and the damage done to the vehicle.
3) Please follow the above rules to the best of your ability. If there are any arguments or exceptions not covered in these rules, please refer to rule 1.8.

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven God went missing for seven days.
Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him. He enquired of God "Where were you?" God breathed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds. Look son, look what I'm after making".

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said "What is it?" God replied It's another planet, but I'm after putting Life on it. I've named it Earth and there's going to be a balance between everything on it. For example, there's North America and South America. North America is going to be rich and South America will be poor, and the narrow bit joining them
will be a hot spot. Now look over here I've put a continent of whites in the North
and another one of blacks in the South." Then the Archangel said
"What's that green dot there?"
"Ahhh, that's the Emerald Isle," God said, "that's a very special place.
That's going to be the most glorious spot on Earth, beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and exquisit coastline. These people here are going to be great craic and they're going to be found traveling the world.
They'll be playwrights and poets, singers and songwriters And I'm going to give them this black liquid, which they're going to go mad on, and for which people will come from the far corners of the Earth to drink."

Michael the Archangel gasped in wonder and admiration, then seemingly startled, he said, "Hold on a second, what about BALANCE, you said there was going to be balance..?"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the wa**k ers I'm putting next door to them!!