1)Where did you begin 2008? probably in my bed as im a boring old fart these days.

2) What was your status by Valentine's Day? still married

3) Were you in school (anytime this year)? yes, taking tegan to and from

4) How did you earn your money? im a free slave

5) Did you have to go to the hospital? yes, for scans on my baby

6) Did you have any encounters with the police? no, im the good one in this house

7) Where did you go on holiday? york

What did you purchase that was over £1000? a car

9) Did you know anybody who got married? gav and jen, who did it in secret

10) Did you know anybody who passed away? no one close i dont think

12) Did you move anywhere? no, im staying put here forever

14) What concerts/shows did you go to? proclaimers and simple minds

15) Are you registered to vote? yep

16) Who did you want to win Big Brother? what a pile of poo

17) Where do you live now? oh still gordonbush

1 Describe your birthday: scary as 1 year closer to the big one

19) What's one thing you thought you'd never do but did in 2008? get pregnant

20) What has been your favorite moment? the emergency scan to see my baby was ok

21) What's something you learnt about yourself? nothing, im still annoying

22) Any new additions to your family? just a snake and a nearly cooked baby

23) What was your best month? all of them

24) What music do you remember? none really

25) Who has been your best drinking buddy? drink, what the hell is that

26) Made new friends? maybe

27) Best new friends? again may be , i cant remember last week, never mind last year

2 Favorite night out? prob the strippers night

Answer these 50 questions about your other-half

1) What's their name?
anthony neville smith

2) Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
hopefully me

3) Would you go to Disneyland with them?
yes but he can bugger right off if he thinks im going on rollercoast swith him

4) How old were you when you first met?
18

5) Do you know their secrets?
some

6) Is this person older than you?
yes, but only in body

7) When was the last time you saw this person?
right now, he sitting beside me

When was the last time you spoke to this person on the phone?
last time he was away, couple of weeks ago i think

9) Are you related to this person?
yes

10) Are you their b/f or g/f?
was, but we now mr and mrs

11) Do you have a nickname for each other?
ill have to ask him, sure when i am in a gurny mood he calls me something

12) Do you have pics of this person on your bebo?
loads

13) How many times do you talk to this person?
every day

14) Do you think they will repost this?
if he finds time

15) Could you live with this person?
i do and have so far manged to not kill each other in 6 an dhalf years

16) Why is this person your other half?
cause i love him and he my other half in life too

17) Have you seen this person cry?
yes

1 Do you know this persons middle name?
yep, lol

19) Have you ever been shopping with this person?
yes but he always puts too much nice things in the trolley

20) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
most nights even when he snores

22) Have you ever gave this person something?
lots. 2 , nearly 3 kids, it that enough

23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with them?
oh speeding. sex in public places, lol

24) Do you know everything about this person?
not sure, do i dear?

25) Does this person have a job?
yes, much to my annoyance he cant be my slave all day

26) Does this person have you as their other half?
well d'oh

27) Do you think you & your other half will be best friends?
oh yes

2 Have you ever made something with this person?
love, children, cakes

29) Have you ever taken bebo pictures with this person?
yes

30) Have you and your other half fought before?
the odd wee argument or growl

31) Is your #1 on drugs?
only alcohol sedating drugs

32) Does this person drink alcohol?
well we do have a bar in the house

34) Have you and your other half made up a hand shake?
no

35) Have you and your other half done prank calls together?
we are way too mature for that

36) Have you ever seen this person dance?
yes, whilst i run away in shame, lol only kidding darling

37) Have you ever seen this person sing?
yes in the shower and nursery rhyme songs

3 Do you and this person have a certain saying?
mmm have to think about that

39) Do you know this persons bebo password?
no, its a gobbiltygook word

40) Do you know who this person likes?
me i hope

41) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted?
no, cause he knows i would win

42) Does this person have a dog?
he has 2 when it is poop scoop time

43) Does this person go on the computer often?
oh yes, thats where he is if its quiet

44) Have you and this person gone clubbing?
i dont think we have been in a club together. pubs, yes. will have to do more pubbing together

45) Do you know this person's house alarm code?
alarm? 2 kids

46) Do you talk a lot to this person?
yes usually gibberish that he just agrees with

47) Have you licked this person?
oh just a couple of times, lol

4 Now say something only you and this person will understand?
well if i write it here some others may understand and it could be a secret

4 Has this person yelled at you?
he cant shout, lol

49) Have you and this person got into a fist fight?
again he knows i would win

50) How much do you love this person?
more that he will ever know. more that condesed milk. may be more that o**l

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Yes.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? no

3) How many houses have you lived in? 10

4) Favorite candy bar? macaoon

5) Favorite shoes? black flat boots

6) Have you ever tripped someone up? cant remember but probably

7) Least favorite school subject? r.e, what a waste of time

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? no

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? oh yes, older now to realise when to stop drinking

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind? my kids

12) Favorite genre of music? rock

13) What is your zodiac sign? gemini

14) What time were you born? 4pm i think

15) Do you like beer? yuk

16) Ever made a prank phone call? yes, phoning taxis for people

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? cant think

1 Are you sarcastic? yep

19) What are your favorite colors? purple and black

20) How many watches do you own?have 1 somewhere

21) Summer or winter? summer

23) Favorite color to wear? red or my new purple top

24) Pepsi or Sprite? sprite

25) What color is your cell phone? black

26) Where is your second home? only have 1 home

27) Have you ever slapped someone? mmmmmm, ill think about that one

2 Have you ever had a cavity? yes, dam teeth

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 2

30) How many video games do you own? 1 on my ds

31) What was your first pet? sasha the alsation

32) Ever had braces? no

33) Do looks matter? no

34) Do you use chap stick? no, kids always go off with it and stick their fingers in it

35) Name 3 teachers from High School? oh lordy. mr traill, miss kiddie, mr frame

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? say american eagle for crack

37) Are you too forgiving? depends

3 How many children do you want? 3

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?no

40) Favorite breakfast meal? depends on mood, frosted shreddies it is the now

41) Do you own a gun? well if everything of his is mine too then yes

42) Ever thought you were in love? I am.

43) When was the last time you cried? a few days ago, feckin hormones

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? early night, asleep by 9pm

45) Olive Garden? nah, dont like olives

46) Have you ever called your teacher mum? no, but called 1 dad

47) Have you ever been in a castle? yes

4 Nicknames?ems or emsly, probably a few others, lol

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? used to

50) Ever been to Kentucky? nope

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? dont think so

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? yes, enya undoing my laces on trainers

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? no

55) Do you own a diamond ring? im sure its a wee biy diamond, lol so yes

56) Are you happy with your life right now? yes

57) Do you dye your hair? no, hairdresser does

5 Does anyone like you? hope so, at least 3 people anyway

59) What year were you born? 1979

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? still in bloody high school wishing i wasnt

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? no

62) McDonalds or Wendys? miccydees

63) Do you like yourself? depends

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? mum probably

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? size of engine between his legs

66) Are you afraid of the dark? no, not with the big gun i have

67) Have you ever eaten paste? toothpaste? trying give it up

6 Do you own a webcam? no

69) Have you ever stripped? yes every night before shower

70) Ever broke a bone? im sure my wee toe

72) Do you chat on AIM often? no

73) Pringles or Lays? pringles

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? I'd like to hope not.

75) Rugrats or Doug? rugrats

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? more american rubbish

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? no, bitch said i couldnt be a biker as i am a girl.

7 Has anyone ever called you fat?yes, feckin old bag. and if anyone calls me fat agai