Brian Revels
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Mężczyzna, 23,
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- Wyświetlenia: 2 115
- Jest z nami od: May 2005
- Ostatnio online: 9 godzin temu
- bebo.gazeta.pl/troll_hammer
- Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
- em.....helo
- Music
- dragonforce, amon amarth, ensiferum, Finntroll, wintersun, emperor, metallica, korpiklanni, pantera, sonata arctica, superjoint ritual, snow patrol , apocalytica, down, machine head, obituary, runecaster, waylander, immortal, i also like celtic folk music, classical, electronica some experimental drum and bass and a whole lot of other mellow stuff
- Films
- the crow, all lotr, die hard trilogy, leathel weapon, gangs of new york, monsters inc, ice age
- Sports
- rugby
- Scared Of
- where to start.......... i mean nothin im scared of nothin
- Happiest When
- ............music..........
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CHUCK NORRIS
Actually impressed by how many there are. All true as well.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 78p every time he listens to a song on iTunes.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win, FOREVER.
Chuck Norris only has 2 speeds- Walk and Kill.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
0 komentarzy 675 dni
hi brain the rez boys are hittin the football club nov 20th will we be seeing ya ther?.
Aw you should have come up for Dara's birthday! Nothing really planned, seems better that way
Hiya! im not too bad, how are you? Any nights in Belfast planned soon?
Go to sleep!
you, belfast, guitar leeds, now! electric wizard tomarrow night?
Thats true. R bands are better though lol!
I fukin hate working.,only 3 weeks left!
Hope I dot have that thing. I'll probly die knowing my luk!
Ders one in the point but they have family freindly flute bands so not really fun is it so probly go to the west if the bais will go, well evry part from Munn n Copey n all lol
Lol, I'd pay to c that lmao!
I'll be headin out inthe alf green white n gold blockedddd, I'll just ring ya all day n play the flute bands down to ya!
Ya coachin I wed, I think I might but I'm sik atm do needa get better!
I've been out n about the place doing the same old shit, I wouldof loved to have went to c a7x n alice in chains!
U arnt going to the 15th are ya???
U needa listen to good music revels or I'll burn ur car out lol, oj!
Scraic man, ya havnt been out in a while!
U r a penis, ya know dat!!!
good man!! im ready to get the hair out too!! Rock on mate!
well man!! how are you doing my hard rocking friend? all ready for saturday?
Well man, scraic with ya!
hey, yeah ive been about, was actualy in the coach front bar abt 2weeks ago, im surprised u wernt ther cuz u practicaly live ther, lol! was out in newry last week, in da relic, was a great nite! other than tht aint been at mch, jus wrkin away! ne crk wi u? u been out lately?
Not too bad dude! Any Craic with ya?
Sounds like a fun night..I did fuck all for the weekend.. Goin to see my brothers band playin tomorrow though so im gonna get locked..check out this band and let me know what ya think of them http://www.muzu.tv/bipolarempire/fee... ..
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What gig is on at the end of the month?..ahh dublin is alright..Depends on where in dublin ya go though..Go to fibbers if ur goin out to a bar..
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