<DONE>Wear Fancy Dress At Every Opportunity
<DONE>Go To The Theatre
<DONE> Climb Ben Lomond
Walk The West Highland Way
<DONE>Go On A Night Out Without Drinking
<DONE>Climb Ben Nevis
Go Snowboarding Again
Finish Bathroom & Kitchen
Play 11's Again
<DONE>Go See A Band I Have Never Heard Of
<DONE>Read 1 Book
Take Up A New Sport
Visit A Distillery/Brewery
<DONE>Be Less Trusting
<DONE>Go Camping
Go See A Premiership Game
Run The Magnum Course
Go To The Cowal Games
<DONE> Go To The Sandy & The Froggy

Wicked night at the beer festival tanked up on 11 different ciders and there's still more to go. Here's the verdict.

Del


Crossmans Somerset Sweet - 6.0%
By christ it's sweet-6/10

Reddaway Medium - 6.0%
Wee bit dry-6/10

Gwyntyddraig Welsh Medium - 6.8%
Sweet and tasty-7/10

Orchards Dry - 6.6%
Tastes like vinegar-5/10

Lane's Somerset Dry - 6.0%
Rank-3/10

Gwatkin Dry - 7.5%
Too dry-4/10

Bollhayes Dry - 7.0%
Full and tasty-7/10

Troggi Welsh Dry - 7.0%
Best of the dry's-6/10

Ross On Wye Medium Perry - 7.5%
Bland and gritty-5/10

Gwyntyddraig Welsh Medium Perry - 6.8%
Decent perry-5/10

Moor's Dry Perry - 7.5
Def the best of the bunch-8/10

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.

If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer’s instructions, it would be called "12".

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

Jack Bauer’s calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.

If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.

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Superman wears Jack Bauer pyjamas.

When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.

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1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Let’s get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

Jack Bauer played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."

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Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".

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Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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Nobody says "hit me"; when Jack Bauer deals Blackjack.

Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better fucking do it.

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Jack Bauer doesn’t speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.

If Jack Bauer misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.

Jack Bauer once double teamed a girl... by himself.

Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can’t believe that pussy went to the hospital first.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.

In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the fuck have you done with your life?

There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. It’s basically the right way but faster and more deaths.

In high school Jack Bauer was voted "Most Likely to Kill the Foreign Kid"... and "Best Eyes."

Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard entitled: "Time Management: Making the Most Out Of