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- Me, Myself, and I
- Man walks in to a chemist and asks for Condoms, women says "sorry we havnt got any, have you tryed boots". Man says "I want to 'Fuck' her not kick her to death".
Ryte People. A Bit Aboot us: i live in Hawick (Shithole .. Full of Old Folk .. Not Exactley "Party Central" :| ) n a have a gf sarah.Typical guy really am into cars, lassies, sleeping, drinkin, eatin and the sofa. Probably Spend 90 percent of my life eating .Just started college again in gala dain digital media, and workin in morrisons..weekends either chillin at the hoose or gettin smashed
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- Music
- Coldplay . Tiesto . Kings of Leon . Oasis . cheeky bit of oldschool shit . do you really give a shit?
- Films
- Anything reli...Usual pisshh!
- DRINKS
- A Gid Ald Pint O Lager Ad Dae Me Fine.......
Vodka, Sminoff ice, after shock... OWT.. - Happiest When
- SLEEP, FOOD, DRINK. DRIVING MA GOLF
- Sarah
- Been gan oot for 4 years now .. fucking ages but its bn gid times
Love her to bits .. bit quiet but once you get to know her shes cool (: Shes a babe
Shes sarcastic and try's 2 be funny. Had some gid times like sittin on her eyebrow and crashin the car n the glass goin all over us lol. Gettin pissed n gan on a weird walks wi Tyla.
Love her so much, cant see us endin...XXXXXXXXX - Tyla ... x
- Oh Fuk, Tyla...Where do i start..!
"MARGARETTT MARGARETT?"
argumentative little fucker and has agued with possibly around 98% of the population :|
known the bitch for 13 years, ma oldest and best pal. wnt thru alot together, good and bad, like when i supposedly tried to "get it on with her" when i was like 6, Don't think i believe that :| . We are best pals, but shes like a sister 2 me, always lookin oot 4 me, and callin me...
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BUT... she can be a little shit sometimes
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Like the time i had not seen her in like 3 yrs and she came 2 mine and an hour after arrivn the bitch slaps me in the face. and when i go 2 hers i get slaughtered, she puts flour on ma head, throws prams at me, pulls ma hair...draggs me out to strange clubs. and radum carparks in glasgow so she can have a go at destroying my car nd running me over.
Cool as fuck person..loves everyone..but if your a dick to her then your fucked :| can be a ryte cow. the laughs we hav had r indescribable, the fights a - BEEER....
- Fucking love the stuff..
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Aww aboot me!!!
1. Full Name: Jordane Erik Darling
2. Nicknames: Jord
3. Birthday: 9th September
4. Place of Birth: Edinburgh Simpsons hospital
5. Zodiac Sign: Virgo
6. Male or female: Male
7. Grade: !
8. School: Hawick High lol
9. Occupation: sales (morrisons)
10. Residence: hawick
11. MSN Screen Name: Jordz
__Your Appearance___
12. Hair Colour: light brown
13. Hair Length: short
14. Eye colour: blue/green
15. Weight: 12 st 8 lb
16. Height: 6 ft
17. Braces?: no
18. Glasses?: no
19. Piercings: no
20. Tattoos: nope
21. Righty or Lefty: righty
___Your 'Firsts'___
22. First best friend: jenny
23. First Award: long time ago
24. First Sport You Joined: Boxing
25. First pet: dog
26. First Real Vacation: Thailand
27. First Concert: never
28. First Love: Jenny Adams
___ Favourites___
29. Movie: hot fuzz
30. TV programme: top gear
31. Colour: blue
32. Rapper: eminem
33. Band: Coldplay
34. Song Right Now: Killers - Human
35. Friend: Tyla
36. Sweet: galaxy
37. Sport to Play: football
38. Restaurant: Rumours italian
39. Favourite brand: Many
40. Store: River Island
41. School Subject: admin
42. Animal: dog
43. Book: da vinci code
44. Magazine: top gear
45. Shoes: lonsdales
___Currently___
46. Feeling: tired
47. Single or Taken?: TAKEN
48. Have a crush: mmm nope
49. Eating: nowt
50. Drinking: Juice
51. Typing: eemm lets seee.... this!!!
52. Online? yep
53. Listening To: Amy winehouse LOL
54. Thinking About: what to eat
55. Wanting To: sleep
56. Watching: nowt
57. Wearing: Jeans and a Carling top
___Your Future___
58. Want Kids? mabi
59. Want to be married?: yep
60. Careers in Mind: de ken, property developer
61. Where do you want to live: northumberland
62. Car: subaru impreza
__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___
63. Hair colour: brown
64. Hair length: fairly long
65. Eye colour: any
66. Measurments: same or wee bit less
67. Cute or Sexy: sexy
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: defo kisses +++
70. Short or Tall: short
71. Easygoing or serious: easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: romantic
73. Fatty or Skinny: skinny
74. Sensitive or Loud: sensitive
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: caring
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: hesitant
___Have you ever______
78. Kissed a Stranger: aye
79. Had Alcohol: oi lots
80. Smoked: yep
81. Ran Away From Home: nope
82. Broken a bone: no
83. Got an X-ray: aye of ma teeth
84. Been with someone: aye
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: no
86. Broke Up With Someone: uh huh
87. Cried When Someone Died: aye
88. Cried At School: naaa
___Do You Believe In___
89. God: no
90. Miracles: mm mabi
91. Love At first site? aye
93. Aliens: naa
94. Soul Mates: aye
95. Heaven: i
96. Hell: naaa
97. Angels: nope
98. Kissing on The First Date: aye
99. Horoscopes: i
___Answer Truthfully___
100. Is There Someone You Want To Walk In The Door Right Now? YEAA (sarah)0 Commentaren 966 dagen
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Xx wud u xX
1. wud u give me ur number?
2. do you love me?
3. wud u let me kiss u?
4. wud u watch a movie with me?
5. wud u have dinner with me?
6. wud u drive me sumwer?
7. wud u take a shower with me?
8. wud u be my gf/bf?
9. wud u tell me u think im cute?
10. wud u buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
11. wud u take me home 4 da nyt?my hus r ur hus?
12. wud u let me sleep in ur bed?
13. wud u fuck me?
14. wud u repost dis 2 let me do ansa ur questions?
15. do u think im attractive?
16. do u like my style?
17. do u think im funie?
18. do u care about me?
19. would u dance wit me?
20. wud u sing happy b'day 2 me?
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Martyn Logan1 week geledenalright jordane howz it goin
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VIcky Robertson1 week geledenWell as you prob know i have a wee boy called jack who is 3 and a half now and working 30 hours a week in a hotel not very exciting but pay s the bills lol live for my wee boy and enjoy a drink or few when i can , what you doing at college do you r sisters not have bebo ? Xxxx
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VIcky Robertson2 weken geledenWe are all good thanks good to hear from you hope everyone s ok tell you r sisters im asking for them would be good to talk to them again its been too long and love to you r mum and dad , what you doing with your self these day s Xxxx
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VIcky Robertson2 weken geledenHey their stranger , you prob dont even remember me was looking for you r sisters s and came across you LOL you dont know how mad that feels how things have changed , my love to you all XxxxXxxxxXXxxXXXxxxxXXx
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Hey babe ... thought ad send my love
pop the picz up on bebo 4 me lol. and mare ones ...
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Tyla Babess.14 weken geledenSkin steaaaaaler x
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Wildmann14 weken geledenYeah hate money and everything to do with it
aye hopefully like . Ive applied for morrisons aswell
golf 1.9 tdi
oh my nice wheels man.
ive finished school now just trying to get a job and make some cash
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Xox Kaylz XOx14 weken geledenhey
i am giid
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Wildmann14 weken geledenOrite man
I know cant remember the last time i spoke to you (N)
Yeah i had a few lessons was told to book my test but ran out of money.
Going to buy my car and get myself sorted with job and so on then book it and get on the roads :0
Hows things down your neck of the woods ?
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Xox Kaylz XOx19 weken geleden
hey
how you?
you got my old bebo on you top friends lol..
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Louise Robertson22 weken geledenHyaaa buud
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Mizz Naughty XX
hey look at tht picture on my profile omg .... mind itz a very good pic so many hngs wrong wi it thou haha .... nice boob age 4 u haha xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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merry crimbo and new year babe
Mizz Naughty XX 0 Antwoordenjust remember i love you so much xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
hey there good looking wot u got cooking lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mizz Naughty XX 0 Antwoordencnt u read hahaha xxxxxx
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