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IT'S A BELTER......
Me, Myself, and I
Man walks in to a chemist and asks for Condoms, women says "sorry we havnt got any, have you tryed boots". Man says "I want to 'Fuck' her not kick her to death".

Ryte People. A Bit Aboot us: i live in Hawick (Shithole .. Full of Old Folk .. Not Exactley "Party Central" :| ) n a have a gf sarah.Typical guy really am into cars, lassies, sleeping, drinkin, eatin and the sofa. Probably Spend 90 percent of my life eating .Just started college again in gala dain digital media, and workin in morrisons..weekends either chillin at the hoose or gettin smashed :D




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Mijn wederhelft
Mizz Naughty XX

Mizz Naughty XX

Can't Help But Love Her x

Music
Coldplay . Tiesto . Kings of Leon . Oasis . cheeky bit of oldschool shit . do you really give a shit?
Films
Anything reli...Usual pisshh!
DRINKS
A Gid Ald Pint O Lager Ad Dae Me Fine.......:D

Vodka, Sminoff ice, after shock... OWT..
Happiest When
SLEEP, FOOD, DRINK. DRIVING MA GOLF
Sarah
Been gan oot for 4 years now .. fucking ages but its bn gid times ;)
Love her to bits .. bit quiet but once you get to know her shes cool (: Shes a babe
Shes sarcastic and try's 2 be funny. Had some gid times like sittin on her eyebrow and crashin the car n the glass goin all over us lol. Gettin pissed n gan on a weird walks wi Tyla.
Love her so much, cant see us endin...XXXXXXXXX
Tyla ... x
Oh Fuk, Tyla...Where do i start..!

"MARGARETTT MARGARETT?"

argumentative little fucker and has agued with possibly around 98% of the population :|
known the bitch for 13 years, ma oldest and best pal. wnt thru alot together, good and bad, like when i supposedly tried to "get it on with her" when i was like 6, Don't think i believe that :| . We are best pals, but shes like a sister 2 me, always lookin oot 4 me, and callin me...
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BUT... she can be a little shit sometimes
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Like the time i had not seen her in like 3 yrs and she came 2 mine and an hour after arrivn the bitch slaps me in the face. and when i go 2 hers i get slaughtered, she puts flour on ma head, throws prams at me, pulls ma hair...draggs me out to strange clubs. and radum carparks in glasgow so she can have a go at destroying my car nd running me over.
Cool as fuck person..loves everyone..but if your a dick to her then your fucked :| can be a ryte cow. the laughs we hav had r indescribable, the fights a
BEEER....
Fucking love the stuff..

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  • Aww aboot me!!!

    1. Full Name: Jordane Erik Darling
    2. Nicknames: Jord
    3. Birthday: 9th September
    4. Place of Birth: Edinburgh Simpsons hospital
    5. Zodiac Sign: Virgo
    6. Male or female: Male
    7. Grade: !
    8. School: Hawick High lol
    9. Occupation: sales (morrisons)
    10. Residence: hawick
    11. MSN Screen Name: Jordz

    __Your Appearance___

    12. Hair Colour: light brown
    13. Hair Length: short
    14. Eye colour: blue/green
    15. Weight: 12 st 8 lb
    16. Height: 6 ft
    17. Braces?: no
    18. Glasses?: no
    19. Piercings: no
    20. Tattoos: nope
    21. Righty or Lefty: righty

    ___Your 'Firsts'___

    22. First best friend: jenny
    23. First Award: long time ago
    24. First Sport You Joined: Boxing
    25. First pet: dog
    26. First Real Vacation: Thailand
    27. First Concert: never
    28. First Love: Jenny Adams

    ___ Favourites___

    29. Movie: hot fuzz
    30. TV programme: top gear
    31. Colour: blue
    32. Rapper: eminem
    33. Band: Coldplay
    34. Song Right Now: Killers - Human
    35. Friend: Tyla
    36. Sweet: galaxy
    37. Sport to Play: football
    38. Restaurant: Rumours italian
    39. Favourite brand: Many
    40. Store: River Island
    41. School Subject: admin
    42. Animal: dog
    43. Book: da vinci code
    44. Magazine: top gear
    45. Shoes: lonsdales

    ___Currently___

    46. Feeling: tired
    47. Single or Taken?: TAKEN
    48. Have a crush: mmm nope
    49. Eating: nowt
    50. Drinking: Juice
    51. Typing: eemm lets seee.... this!!!
    52. Online? yep
    53. Listening To: Amy winehouse LOL
    54. Thinking About: what to eat
    55. Wanting To: sleep
    56. Watching: nowt
    57. Wearing: Jeans and a Carling top
    ___Your Future___

    58. Want Kids? mabi
    59. Want to be married?: yep
    60. Careers in Mind: de ken, property developer
    61. Where do you want to live: northumberland
    62. Car: subaru impreza

    __Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

    63. Hair colour: brown
    64. Hair length: fairly long
    65. Eye colour: any
    66. Measurments: same or wee bit less
    67. Cute or Sexy: sexy
    68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
    69. Hugs or Kisses: defo kisses +++
    70. Short or Tall: short
    71. Easygoing or serious: easygoing
    72. Romantic or Spontaneous: romantic
    73. Fatty or Skinny: skinny
    74. Sensitive or Loud: sensitive
    75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
    76. Sweet or Caring: caring
    77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: hesitant

    ___Have you ever______

    78. Kissed a Stranger: aye
    79. Had Alcohol: oi lots
    80. Smoked: yep
    81. Ran Away From Home: nope
    82. Broken a bone: no
    83. Got an X-ray: aye of ma teeth
    84. Been with someone: aye
    85. Broken Someone’s Heart: no
    86. Broke Up With Someone: uh huh
    87. Cried When Someone Died: aye
    88. Cried At School: naaa

    ___Do You Believe In___

    89. God: no
    90. Miracles: mm mabi
    91. Love At first site? aye
    93. Aliens: naa
    94. Soul Mates: aye
    95. Heaven: i
    96. Hell: naaa
    97. Angels: nope
    98. Kissing on The First Date: aye
    99. Horoscopes: i

    ___Answer Truthfully___

    100. Is There Someone You Want To Walk In The Door Right Now? YEAA (sarah)

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  • Xx wud u xX

    1. wud u give me ur number?
    2. do you love me?
    3. wud u let me kiss u?
    4. wud u watch a movie with me?
    5. wud u have dinner with me?
    6. wud u drive me sumwer?
    7. wud u take a shower with me?
    8. wud u be my gf/bf?
    9. wud u tell me u think im cute?
    10. wud u buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
    11. wud u take me home 4 da nyt?my hus r ur hus?
    12. wud u let me sleep in ur bed?
    13. wud u fuck me?
    14. wud u repost dis 2 let me do ansa ur questions?
    15. do u think im attractive?
    16. do u like my style?
    17. do u think im funie?
    18. do u care about me?
    19. would u dance wit me?
    20. wud u sing happy b'day 2 me?

    7 Commentaren 1215 dagen

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  • Martyn Logan
    Martyn Logan

    alright jordane howz it goin

    1 week geleden
  • VIcky Robertson
    VIcky Robertson

    Well as you prob know i have a wee boy called jack who is 3 and a half now and working 30 hours a week in a hotel not very exciting but pay s the bills lol live for my wee boy and enjoy a drink or few when i can , what you doing at college do you r sisters not have bebo ? Xxxx

    1 week geleden
  • VIcky Robertson
    VIcky Robertson

    We are all good thanks good to hear from you hope everyone s ok tell you r sisters im asking for them would be good to talk to them again its been too long and love to you r mum and dad , what you doing with your self these day s Xxxx

    2 weken geleden
  • VIcky Robertson
    VIcky Robertson

    Hey their stranger , you prob dont even remember me was looking for you r sisters s and came across you LOL you dont know how mad that feels how things have changed , my love to you all XxxxXxxxxXXxxXXXxxxxXXx

    2 weken geleden
  • Mizz Naughty XX
    luv Mizz Naughty XX

    Hey babe ... thought ad send my love

    pop the picz up on bebo 4 me lol. and mare ones ...

    love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    11 weken geleden
  • Becky S
    luv Becky S

    nowt much jst been at rathbone nd semi chem
    cheers 4 the luv hav it bak
    xxx

    13 weken geleden
  • Tyla Babess.
    luv Tyla Babess.

    Aye and i can shoot balls of fire from my arse..


    don't talk bull

    x

    14 weken geleden
  • Tyla Babess.
    Tyla Babess.

    Skin steaaaaaler x

    14 weken geleden
  • Mizz Naughty XX
    luv Mizz Naughty XX

    heyyy fat sooo

    where my comment eh lovely eh????

    xx

    14 weken geleden
  • Wildmann
    Wildmann

    Yeah hate money and everything to do with it :L
    aye hopefully like . Ive applied for morrisons aswell :D
    golf 1.9 tdi :O
    oh my nice wheels man.
    ive finished school now just trying to get a job and make some cash

    14 weken geleden
  • Xox Kaylz XOx
    Xox Kaylz XOx

    hey
    i am giid
    and hwss you
    wbksiin
    x

    14 weken geleden
  • Wildmann
    Wildmann

    Orite man :)
    I know cant remember the last time i spoke to you (N)
    Yeah i had a few lessons was told to book my test but ran out of money.
    Going to buy my car and get myself sorted with job and so on then book it and get on the roads :0
    Hows things down your neck of the woods ?:)

    14 weken geleden
  • Mizz Naughty XX
    luv Mizz Naughty XX

    Hey
    Thought ad send ma love since a aint been on 4 ages? lol

    love you. xxxxxxxxxx

    16 weken geleden
  • Becky S
    Becky S

    Hey. Howz u? Wat u been up ti? No spoke ti u 4 ages. X

    17 weken geleden via Mobiel
  • Xox Kaylz XOx
    Xox Kaylz XOx


    hey
    how you?
    you got my old bebo on you top friends lol..
    wbksiin
    xx

    19 weken geleden
  • Tyla Babess.
    luv Tyla Babess.

    Get your arse on bebo you boring bastard

    20 weken geleden
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  • Louise Robertson
    Louise Robertson

    Hyaaa buud
    ;;xxxx

    22 weken geleden
  • Mizz Naughty XX
    luv Mizz Naughty XX

    hey look at tht picture on my profile omg .... mind itz a very good pic so many hngs wrong wi it thou haha .... nice boob age 4 u haha xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    22 weken geleden
  • Mizz Naughty XX
    luv Mizz Naughty XX

    Hey Babe

    Heres some love lol

    love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    26 weken geleden