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E-M-I-L-Y

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7/26/08 | me too! | Reply

E-M-I-L-Y
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  • Female, Luv 49
  • from YOUR PANTS. no really, check.
  • I am Down for Whatever
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  • Last active: 6/22/10
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Hey guys,
im emily... call me em... or emj.... whatever feels good....

soooo umm...

yeahhhh hi...

im at fort st

i love sirius black.... and lupin, of course.
i like guns. i cant help it... pulling the trigger is so damn satisfying.

im always tired. like ALWAYS.
i like drawing.
but im shitty at it.

ahhh i love funny quotes. The more sexual the better.

i hate maths
cept im gonna do heaps well this year.
well thats what i tell myself.
shutup.

i wish i could play an instrument really well
i trip over my words alot
i ALWAYS make a fool of myself in public

toothpaste for dinner all the way.

im trying not to bite my nails anymore
im almost succeeding. almost.
ok not really.


i can be crazy and a bit silly
ok very silly...
but thats really not my fault.

I LOVE COOKIES.
and lamingtons suck hairy man butthole.
dont even try to deny it.

,___,
[O.o] In Loving Memory Of
/)__) Hedwig
-"--"-
The Other Half Of Me
Clare

Clare

i love this kid right here <---

Music
hmm... whatevers playing really.... but i LOVELOVE Plain White Ts... and Red Hot Chili Peps... PANIC! at the disco... Thirsty merc... Silverchair... most stuff.
MOvies
Pirates of the caribbean 1... every disney movie ever... Love Actually and other comedy/romance movies... JUNO. how cool... and like every musical ever. i totes love singalongs.
Sports
I LOOVVEE football/soccer.... SYDNEY FC ARE PRETTY MUCH MADE OF AWESOME!! heh
I love fencing, but im uber crapass. and our instructor wears orange pants... lols.
GO THE SWANNIES!!!!....? i love snorkling... haha... what a funny word.... =]
and rockclimbing/abseiling/caving is much fun also.
Scared Of
bees - owchies... hahaha... and victorians.... lols..... and making phone calls.... and talking to strangers... and wearing dresses.... and matilda... lols kidding about matilda....
Hate
Dogs. I hate them. Theyre stupid. The only MINOR exception is izzis dog raven... and only cos he won me a dollar... =]=] WOH THAT WAS LIKE A YEAR AGO.
Favourite Quote:... el oh el
The recession in your pelvis has increased aggregate supply in mine..... - pagani.... LOLS
Another lolsworthy quote:
I cant do homework at the computer, because i am too easily distra- ohh!! flower!! - anna (LOLS)

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    • What to do if you find centipedes in your vagina.

      Don't panic. Studies show that 1 out of 3 women have centipedes or centipede-like-creatures in their vaginas.

      If you are a man and discover that you not only have a vagina, but that it is filled with centipedes, you may wish to panic a little.
      Centipedes are insectivores. In order to entice the centipedes to leave your vagina, you may wish to try the following fun home Blue Peter-esque project:

      You will need a tampon, a cockroach, some Scotch tape, and a centipede-filled vagina. If you are under 18, be sure to ask your parents' permission before attempting to remove centipedes from your vagina.

      Tape the cockroach to the tampon and insert it into your centipede-filled vagina.

      Slowly (and if possible, erotically) pull the string until the be-cockroached tampon slides out of your centipede-filled vagina.

      If you are lucky, one or more centipedes will have gone for the bait and evacuated your now slightly less centipede-filled vagina. Repeat until you are satisfied with the centipede density in your vagina.

      Helpful hint: since all centipedes are azn, if they are not taking the bait it may be helpful to cater to their particular tastes. You may want to soak the tampon in soy sauce, or liberally apply sweet-and-sour sauce to the cockroach.

      Avoid at all costs the temptation to substitute General Tso's chicken for the cockroach. Your vagina will thank you.
      Should you need to enlist the help of others, be sure to state in a loud, clear voice that there are centipedes inside you.

      This will cause them to ask where, and give you the opportunity to mutter "in mah vagina!!" semi-coherently. That's always funny.

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    • jO` Thε ÜßéЯ ΚömmaŋĐëя KöØℓ
      jO` Thε ÜßéЯ ΚömmaŋĐëя KöØℓ

      I scored $384 in my spare time doing simple tasks! I went to - http://x.co/KTCs You owe me one!

      11/22/10
    • Kara
      Kara

      I just racked $950 in a weekend in my free time! I love this site - http://x.co/KTKY Remember who hooked you up!

      11/22/10
    • Stanley Hon
      Stanley Hon

      haha lols @ the comments below me... Atleast the ones I get are just like, "give me money". Yours are so funny.

      7/24/08
    • Becca
      luv Becca

      heyhey hahah yeah..a little creepy..but watever. i like creepy..from you..that is. :) hah yeah. wish you were going too though. it would be totes awesome. ^^ well have fun at school and then..the weekend..and then school again while im gone. haha random. sorry. ill stop now. bye!

      6/12/08
    • Jordi
      luv Jordi

      JENKINS! i'm so excited!!!! we are going to reign terror down on the unsuspecting people of george street, china town and the city in general!!!! *evil laugh* hehe *is excited* oh, since i have the day (or rather 2 weeks) off school, i shall search for that website that we were discussing last night, yes? xox jord

      6/12/08
    • Stanley Hon
      luv Stanley Hon

      hey emily, Just bored again, up studying maths. You're prob sleeping which i should do soon. You had your soccer thing today, how'd it go? Anyway, i'll see you at school tmrw, so I might as well ask you then, kinda silly then isn't it? Free luv. (join the envirocom's bebo :P www.bebo.com/fshsenvirocom)

      5/8/08
    • Frenchy
      Frenchy

      Emily-....chick? My holz were good Sorry for the weeklate reply, i kinda havent use this thing in a long time =] i shall endeavor, however, to use it more often. How were your holz?

      4/29/08
    • Becca
      luv Becca

      uh huh! i tihnk we should just turn up spontaneously since shes failed to organise something.. FAILED I SAY! ehh...yeah okay. haha i tihnk she was..no wait! Frenchy did too!! He actually left the room and went to sleep in the room next door..maybe thats why he was forgotten. i loved it when he woke up and complained about being tired. we were all like.."..omg!! we'd yell at you and beat you up for complaining..but we cant exactly move right now..no energy.." haha you are SO obsessed you freak!! and i mean that in the nicest way possible. :D picnic? oh the tea party thing..? umm..kind of. i slept over at phoebes house last night and this morning we babysat her 4th cousin or something and we had a tea party between the 3 of us..it was quite lol..we made a little cubby house and everything!! and and and we made mufffins and sandwiches AND even fruit skewer things sprinkled in hundreds and thousands!!! jealous much?! :P xxx

      4/23/08
    • Stanley Hon
      Stanley Hon

      hey emily, i'm up late klling viruses on a computer. But i'm waiting for a scan to finish, so lets post on emily's bebo. That guy below me, he went to mudgee yes? Mudgee, isn't that that place that person was from in our jihad sheilas thing? Oh well. kinda random. But there's something i need your advice on, so come online sometime. Bye emilee

      4/21/08
    • Kara
      luv Kara

      du bist nicht richtig! pirates of the carribean is awesome i agree, and it used to be the best ever, but then i watched romeo + juliet. leonardo dicaprio is crap now, hes all fat and stuff but hes cool back then and because i am a poor depressing loser, you are the only person i can give love too so have some love love kara

      4/21/08
    • Angus
      luv Angus

      Im only sixteen. So im on my L's. but ive done 20hours now! Woohoo! only 100 left to go :( . lol how old r u? yes... mudgee. it was good i guess, as far as family holidays go. This really grouchy old man got really angry at us cus my brother 'broke' his old already broken chair. and he took my wallet and tried to scam me for $50. that was fun. my mum like rang up his company and tried to get him fired. lol. anywayz... u srs u cant drive till ur 17... that sucks. but drivings not as good as some ppl say it is... theres so much responsibility... ewwww! 4wd camp? i went on the last one and it was awesome.. ill go if theres still room and i havent missed it. (better call ehren and find out) r u going on the 4wd camp?? how have ur holidays been? mine have been pretty average... sitting at home, watching TV, get in trouble for not studying. I didnt crash the car btw! (kind of obvious as im still alive) i havnt given luv in ages... here have sum ill see u this friday (i hope)

      4/21/08
    • Clare
      luv Clare

      hehehehe shut UP! I had no idea what the hell bebo was & I had no idea what I was doing... liquid-poo just ....called out to me, you know? hahaha YOU'RE also a retard :] and yes, i love you too :]

      4/17/08
    • Stanley Hon
      Stanley Hon

      EMILEE. why hello! I'm glad you like my headshot :P

      4/17/08
    • Becca
      luv Becca

      haha yeah it has. life is..uhh..good. the holidays are nice..but i have a feeling they'll get really boring unless we do something soon umm..love life..well its kinda non existant..i havent seen you in aaages!! lol.. uhh...geo..well i read the sheet this morning..:) but no, i dont actually know what we're supposed to do..i think ill leave it until school starts and just do everything else..like study for maths..ugh.. yes!! crash at ally's! i think its her responsibility to organise something every holiday since she has such a big house that could fit like half our grade into comfortably..well sleeping anyway since we all just sleep as a clump.. hehe..if we sleep at all.. if not its just one big orgy infront of the tv/laptop/whatever. oh btw, we are having a picnic in Five Dock park at some point this holidays..dont ask..just attend. it should be wednesday or thursday next week..maybe. actually im making this up on the spot..so yeah.. how are you em?? xxx

      4/17/08
    • Angus
      Angus

      Hey i found u too! Hows ur holidays been? mine are okay... going away today for a couple of days. i think were going to mudgee or sumwhere like that. im driving though so thats gona be interestining. yeh my bebo is kinda deadish atm. ventuers this friday? i think ill be bak by then i hope so. if its on that is ill c you on friday then. take care

      4/17/08
    • Stanley Hon
      luv Stanley Hon

      hey's emily, I'm talking to you on MSN right now, and we've just got Peggle to work, so you're distracted :P so i'll just leave a message here. Cousin's bought themselves a Wii (one of those swingy arm play sports console) and spent a while playing it, arm is TOTALLY dead, ontop of 2 hours of badminton! So i can't even lift my arm, and typing it making it tired. You're prob having good fun playing peggle right now, thats good! except i'm ultra tired so i'm gonna have to go to sleep soon. I get my PSP parts tmrw!!!! So hopefully i'll have an up and running PSP soon! Have a good night of peggle, and don't sleep too late! (returns luv)

      4/13/08