Penz

"but i need all my organs to live......"

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Penz
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  • from if you take away the ho, the t, and the n from hometown you get meow....
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All ginger people should have the common decency to wear hats....
Me, Myself, and I
THE TIME I PARTIED LIKE 1999 LEFT ME FUCKED!! Its not for the faint hearted....

"weve got straberry, weve got raspberry... oh wait a minuite.... yep.... weve got apple!!"

"NIGGA PLEASE"

visit me in prison please 46664 is my number...

Viki: "put yourself in the shoes of a limbless person"

Penny stuffed in tent bag.... FAIL

John: "dont have a boyfriend, get a dog"

crack babies

Pecco: "hope i never roll up like that"

CHEESE & CRAYON PARTY!!

"are you hurt?"
"no"
"ah thats right... iv not raped you yet..."

FRAAP!!

"its not rape if your willing...... or unconsious..."

The curious case of the run away jaw....

GET IN THE MIXER!!
The Other Half Of Me
Kerri Reid

Kerri Reid

If Carlsberg did traffic ladies.....

Dateline
Takes the guess work out of choosing friends.... let the dateline Computer Dating System find them for you. Post the coupon now for details: Dept.2, 69 Billynomates Walk, SE 15 2WW
marryamonkey.com
looking for a new wife? cant afford a thai bride... or be hooped with the accent.... well fear not lonely ones.... marry a monkey.com is a fabulas alternative, giving you an exclusive chance to marry a beautiful (possibly a bit on the hairy side) wife.... perfect for ALL your needs, cleaning, cooking, sexing, and the selling point in the matter.... SHE CANT TALK!!
The Bank Job
I am going to rob a bank with Robyn... we cant be hooped with the hassle of doing it ourselves... so are going to get a llama, stick a gun to its ear with no more nails, and a note saying "This is a hold up, fill the bags on my back with ALL the cash, and no body gets hurt!!" fool proof. if this fails we will brake into the zoo and steal all the monkeys... and sell them on e-bay... entrpeneur so i am......

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    • Dianne
      luv Dianne

      thats a lucky duck u have :L
      am just at work bored :(
      xxxxx

      1 day ago
    • Dianne
      luv Dianne

      lol well gee ma a txt n let ma ken fit it is,
      xxxxx

      1 day ago
    • Callum Macleod
      luv Callum Macleod

      lol am just sayin the same old shit lyk.
      am nae sure if i will b r u? xx

      4 days ago
    • Emma-Louise
      Emma-Louise

      Grooooovyy ;) :P Where u headin for this big rave?

      Hmm im not sure wht im doin yet,quite fancy town raveeee but dno yet,see what Leo the lion fancies doin :P !


      Hmm nothing planned for tht wknd,ooh wheres ur flat at? U got a cat to sit upon the door mat of ur new flat? btr nae feed it too many rats my get fat :O !

      X x x

      5 days ago via Mobile
    • Dianne
      luv Dianne

      lol it was takin at john n stephs hoose one night? am nae sayin much u? well am ment to be workin that sunday but al try n get it off just for u even tho i dinna ken fit u hae planned for me :L :L
      xxxx

      5 days ago
    • Kord
      luv Kord

      Probly be out and about in Inversnecky :)

      5 days ago
    • -SD X
      -SD X

      Hiyya :)
      Howa You? I found you so i though i wuld jist added ya :L

      Where have you been hiding?
      Xxxxxx

      5 days ago
    • Kord
      luv Kord

      ok lol fair doos!
      U eorking this weekend?

      6 days ago
    • Callum Macleod
      luv Callum Macleod

      fit lyk en? fit ya sayin rupert? haha x

      6 days ago
    • Emma-Louise
      Emma-Louise

      Nae much tard chops ;) :P Wht u saaaaaayin doll face with the tidy brace?


      Yup sure have ;) was out in Inverness on Saturday nyt,pleanty nice titage up there so i was chuft :) waaaaahaaaay :)



      Im keen for a new spleen too :P !

      Happenin this wknd? U out? X <3

      1 week ago via Mobile
    • Dianne
      luv Dianne

      YOU ARE A SLAG..........

      1 week ago
    • Kord
      luv Kord

      YOOOOOOO!
      what u sying?
      Im comming hame the day :)
      ooot in banff inite, will i be seeing u there?
      catch

      1 week ago
    • Graeme W
      Graeme W

      haya hows triks?
      x x x

      3 weeks ago
    • Emma-Louise
      Emma-Louise

      Aww not so gd bout the wrkn part but lykin the out part ;) Guessing it will just be the oak ur heading to as u cnt go anywhere else u convict u :P !


      Spots....SUCK COCK!! :( Bad times!!

      Aww :) bless u,im sure lil Sivster will be chufffffffft to hav a partner in crime to grow old with :) !!

      Hmm dno bwt 2nyt yet doing sumthn with Leo the lion :P Then Saturday nyt im raving it up Aberdeen style ;) tis my chums 18th good times :D Il be gettin rather wasted ;) chuft,its been a while....Monday infact :P X

      3 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Graeme W
      Graeme W

      saying you reble? hows u?
      xxx

      3 weeks ago
    • Matty Cruise
      Matty Cruise

      lol na not quite like!

      3 weeks ago
    • Dianne
      luv Dianne

      you are totally MENTAL!! :L
      i think one of my eggs are ready to hatch i wonder what will appear out of it, u working tonight?
      xxxxx

      3 weeks ago
    • Viki Wilson
      Viki Wilson

      1234567890 . . . my new number by the way :DD

      3 weeks ago
    • Peco
      Peco

      oh think i maybe do recall something like that,that day is a bit blurry tho! ha true tho, hopefully have kicked the bucket b4 i reach that stage!!X

      3 weeks ago
    • Peco
      Peco

      Pecco: "hope i never roll up like that"
      ???

      When did i make this statement?X

      3 weeks ago