1."That's weird" Emily said that to me while i was on the store computer, i looked up at the random geeky guy but emily was talking about a product.

2.Me drunk at the bowling in elgin, getting a lift home from a manager.

3.Emily and i going to the foundry trying to avoid tommy

4. i shouted "Ave it" on the tannoy when sue put out the last calls to get everyone out.

5. Me burping loudly as i came out the managers office after a ice lolly courtesy of emmys friend

6. Kym spewing down the liney after a few sips of vodka.

7. At the beach, Euan came out with 'if u think thats big wait til you see mine" We didnt let him finish his sentence

8. Me a wee bitty drunk saying Coo Coo to Louise and Euan, who were in tears of laughter for ages.

9. Leah and i were walking to buckie, we were talking about some random crap and i said "your having a feel day the day" and she goes "aye i have one everyday". i knew she was crazy until she said " nooo i dinna " lol

10. Taxi for deborah on two separate birthday parties

11. Me fallen doon 3 different stairs in 3 different houses.

12. Me and Ahmo outside the bowling waiting for a bus which wasnt coming lol. i was drunk by now and i though i was gonna be sick so he backed off saying "ohhh noo i hate it when folk spew". turns out that i needed to burp .

13. Chow band practise in Beckys hoose

14. Party String and helium ballons Also Roberts attempt to play football

15. Telling people at leah's 16th birthday that i live in a cardboard box when asked if i knew where i lived

16.Nicole, Stephanie,Leah and I fighting with two wegie girls in cullen Leah said the quote "swivel" You just had to have been there. Plus one of the girls went "You in the red your being the cheekiest, Stephanie looks at the her red trousers and said "Fit Me?"

17.Stephanie and i watching trainspotting at the age of 11. her aunty had to explain some of the parts .

18.Stephanie's new kitten , we took it to the vets one day he got a thermomontor up its bum and the eyes of the poor wee bugger was crazy he was screaming for two whole minutes then stopped to look at stephanie then started screaming again .

19. Leah poking me in the eye with her straighteners

20. My talk in English for the start of 3rd year freddy got fingered

21. Kerry getting chucked out of English for laughing at brians movie talk on white chicks. that was the only time i actually didnt laugh, it was sooo bloody hard though

22. Being the only girl in my music class for the last year of my school days

23. Two Words : Mr Boyne

24. Ooh the time when me and stephanie were on the same bike, the police was going past and the mannie was trying to catch our attention so he pulled down the window and saying " girls one of you's will end up falling off. the bugger was meaning me

25.Also when me, leah, kerry and stephanie were going home for dinner one day and a van was going slowly behind us and one of the guys shouted at the top of his lungs "oooiiiiiiiii" we , all and i mean we all jumped right out our skins when he said that fucking moray council


26. the last day of primary school, all the girls in each p7 class was crying apart from me i was glad to get out the place. victora, you were hystericial girl bless

27. awww the days of sharing a bed with your friends i fairly got around lol

28. Stephanie saying to victoria" pretend you heard a thud " Us with the rude minds were pissing themselves laughing.

29. i apparently "got lost" in asda's when i was 13

30. the days when the social club discos were good. everything seemed to have happened at them .

31. The Pennychew manny.

32.Kym having the dose of tourettes!

32. Getting a piggy back from Rick at work

33. The Pancake carry on at school! who remembers that?

34. Sue burping all the way through the BBQ and The Last Supper!

35. kym tripping on her b