Thanks for the pic, its very artistic, im impressed !!!! You have a good day today ?? xx

Aww thanks Colin, tho i feel bad now, incase i look like a bit of a bully? Glad portree was good crack, I've never been, maybe once i pass my driving test (a big IF i pass, already failed for speeding he he) I must drive there, a bit like climbing the ben, i say yeh 'course i've done it, but shamefull i know, never actually have (tourists look at you like your scum when you tell them) anyway, yes, see you later and dont let it happen again!!!

Hey Colin, glad you made me a top friend, but really, am still 3 away from Bryan!!!!! Who knew ya 1st Hmm? How was Portree?

Which Smilies Bud?

See if you send a pm, and look for this link.
"enable smilies"
Click on that, and it shows you bud.

I canny go in Big Brother pal.
They already had a touretter in there.
Giggle Giggle Arf Arf.

Biscuit?

Tea/Coffee?

Muffin?

Absolutely! Anything Hollywood can do, the West Highland can do better!! So, whats the craic? Arisaig, Strontian, no Fort William. The home crowd too much for ya?

Hey Mr. All's well here. You still globetrotting and glamorous?

I dumped Bertha, so you are my other half.

Just dinna tell onyone.

I've lost your email address pal.
Can you mail me please?
Then I shall send you the pikeman.

Could always carry your pipes and pretend to be in the band. Although last time i did that with sandra they tried to get me on stage! Not a good idea!x

Working the next day so not too sure! Mind u i am off drink 4 a while! Sure i can get ticket at the door if i end up coming. Don't be working too hard!x

Hey there. What's crack? You looking forward to your gig in the big city of Strathpeffer???x

Sir Colin of Mumville as I live and breathe!!!!!!!

I am very good thank you , had a ropey spell there at the beginning of the year , but picked up a new job a few weeks ago and not planning to be back home just yet.Definitely hoping to be back in Scotland by the end of the year though , not had a drink since december , but im sure I will be back on it by then!
Hows things with you? Still touring? If youre ever stateside, you know you are more than welcome to come over here and crash on my couch anytime you like.
I miss you Mellford.

Hey Darling.
Can you play "The Pikemans March"?
Love it, and now I can drum to it,
I love it even more.

Not as much as I love you though, big fella.

Good afterevening Niloc.
I be rooting tooting big fella.
How be you, and your left earlug?

Shabba.

Hello you absolute pumpkin.

Need a few drams to keep u warm. I am behaving as always!!! Down in glasgow. Sandra was playing celtic connections. Will find out tonight if she makes finals! Heading up road and hoots tonight.x

How's the tour going Mr M?xx

A Strange Question.

Before a hen lays an egg.

Is it pregnant?

After it lays an egg..

Is it non pregnant?

Cos they lay an egg everyday?

So what's happening?

Hiya Darling.