The current rules are:

- Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer

- Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute)

- Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be imbibed during this period.

- Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking

- Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!):- 1 shot of Jager

- In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.

- Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager.

- Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager.

- Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer.

- Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer.

- Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer

- Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager

- Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky

- Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round

- Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer

- Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer

- Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager

- Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed

- Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager

- Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of jager

- Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager

- Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager

- Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" :- 1 shot of Jager.

- Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellamy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.

- Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager

All about me in 100 questions

1. Full Name: Adam Matthew Gatens
2. Nicknames: Spuds
3. Birthday: 02/03/89
4. Place of Birth: Chesterfield
5. Zodiac Sign: Pisces
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Year: Just left school
8. Uni: Aberdeen hopefully
9. Occupation: waiter, barman, handyman etc. at raasay hotel
10.Residence: Raasay
11.MSN Screen Name: Adam

___YOUR APPEARANCE___

12. Hair Colour: blondey brown
13. Hair Length: average length
14. Eye Colour: dark greeny brown
16. Height: 5ft 8
17. Braces?: no
18. Glasses?: no
19. Piercings: no
20. Tattoos: no
21. Righty or Lefty: right

___YOUR "FIRST"S"___

22. First Best Friend: Mark Calvert
23. First Award: Overall achievement award at primary school
24. First Sport: Football
25. First Pet: black dog can't remember its name
26. First Real Holiday: Wales!!
27. First Concert: Milburn
28. First Love: dunno

___FAVOURITES___

29. Movie: Green street
30. TV Programme: peep show
31. Colours: green
32. Sweets: pear drops
33. Band: dirty pretty things
34. Song: The Cribs-mans needs
35. Friends: quite a few good mates
36. Day: Saturday-football day!
37. Sport: Football
38. Resturant: havent a clue
39. Favorite Brand: Puma
40. Store: River island
41. School Subject: PE
42. Animal: dunno
43. Book: not a book person
44. Magazine: not a magazines person either
45. Shoes: Puma

___CURRENTLY___

46. Feeling: bored and distraught that schools finished!
47. Single or Taken: single
48. Loving: New footy boots
49. Eating: noodles
50. Drinking: water
51. Typing: This
52. Online: nope
53. Listening To: The Libertines-don't look back into the sun
54. Thinking About: who should partner mccarthey up front against wigan on my footy manager game!
55. Wanting To: Stay in school
56. Watching: T4
57. Wearing: jeans, hoody, trainers

___YOUR FUTURE___

58. Want Kids? 2, at least 1 boy
59. Want to get married? yep
60. Careers In Mind: not really thought about it as much as i should have
61. Where Do You Want To Live? somewhere with connections to a city but not in a city
62. Car: fast but comfortable and not too flashy

___WHICH IS BEST WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?___

63. Hair Colour: not bothered as long as it looks nice
64. Hair Length: not too short
65. Eye Colour: not bothered
66. Measurements: curvy
67. Cute or Sexy: cute
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: both
70. Short or Tall: not too short but not too tall!
71. Easygoing or Serious: easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
73. Fatty or Skinny: in between
74. Sensitive or Loud: sensitive
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: hesitant

___HAVE YOU EVER...___

78. Kissed a Stranger:yep
79. Had Alcohol: yep
80. Smoked: nope. never will
81. Ran Away From Home: got as far as the end of the road before i got bored
82. Broken a Bone: my head twice
83. Got An X-Ray: yep
84. Been with someone:yep
85. Broken Someones Heart: dont think so
86. Broken Up With Someone: yep
87. Cried When Someone Died: yep
88. Cried at School: probaly in primary school

_____DO YOU BELIEVE IN...___

89. God: believe in fate so i suppose there must be somethin
90. Miracles: not really
91. Love At First Sight: yep
92. Ghosts: nope, i'll belive it when i see it
93. Aliens: got to be somethin out there
94. Soul Mates: could be
95. Heaven: not sure
96. Hell: if there's a heaven...
97. Angels: no
98. Kissing On a First Date: if appropriate
99. Horoscopes: waaay too vague to be taken seriously

___ANSWER TRUTHFULLY!!___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? no