John McDonald

The Dons are a disgrace

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John McDonald
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Me, Myself, and I
Mac: How's your shooting, Thorny?
Thorny: Good. I've been dead on all morning.
Mac: What about that little guy?
[points to a bullet hole in the shooting target's neck]
Thorny: Who, that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy.
Current Music:
Idlewild, Placebo, Faith No More, Hockey, The Used, Xcerts, Twin Atlantic.
Current Films:
I'm currently on a tv binge. The Shield. The Wire. Jericho. The Corner. Weeds. Need more new TV shows........
Sports:
Football, Swimming, Squash, Golf (need new clubs), Motorboating (i'm a motorboating son of a bitch), Jager bombing.
Scared Of:
Getting my hair cut....oh wait.
Happiest When:
Sleeping, watching/playing football (badly, with flashes of mediocrity), drawing, eating, on holiday/travelling.
Did you know:
I've just started male modelling and recently did my first photoshoot here at the University for their prospectus. Stardom beckons. No, Really. Derek Zoolander, thanks for the freakfest! INSIDE THE COMPUTER!!!! Update.... just did my first movie shoot... Shocking stuff, it was baltic. Think i'll stick to the design work.
Current Cup Tie Saying(s):
Boom.

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    • Eggheads

      Does anyone else watch this show?

      Does anyone else want to pan in Kevin and CJ's faces? What a pair of wankers! Kevin must be a really sad bastard who does nothing but study all day. And CJ is a useless twat who makes me want to smash my TV.

      Also, why do I always miss the episode when they finally lose?.... I want to see it.... just once, to convice myself it actually happens.

      0 Commentaren 753 dagen

    • Weekend....

      Roll on T in the Park....

      ...although with this amazing summer it could be a washout.

      Alcohol may be the order of the day.

      Schmikkles.

      0 Commentaren 886 dagen

    • Alcohol is no friend of mine.

      REALLY need to cut down on the alcohol... was meant to be good this weekend. It got blown out of the water! Disaster! It went kinda like this:

      Friday night: Me, Callum, Andy, Cup Tie and Dunc started at mine. Had a
      case of lager (yeah just the one.... not trying to set any levels, haha). Watched the debacle that was England vs Brazil.. BORINGGG. Went to the Moorings bar, had about 6-8 crownie beers. Went on to O'Neils. Met Andy's bird and two of her mates (one mental, the other Russian and couldn't talk and then got thrown out for smoking in the pub). Met some other people too.... Many drinks later.... lots of dancing, then went back to mine, phoned up cup Tie (he went home early) whilst we were hammered and left him tirades of abuse (he bloody deserved it, the swine)...... then fell asleep on the sofa.

      Saturday turned out to be WORSE! Didn't go out till 8PM.... to snug bar...... had 4 pints.... then 4 pints of cider (why???)..... then it just got crazy. In the snug was: Me, Macca, Jill, Spence, about 4 of Maccas mates and birds etc, Bruce (who was up for a golf day at 6.30am), Steven from my work, PJ, Cup Tie, Dunc etc etc.... few more pints.... then rounds of jager bombs started...about 8 of them, then more pints and vodkas and onto Drummonds for more booze and quiz machine fun (it would be rude not to). PJ got escorted out for being a bit 'shitfaced'. Went for chips, cheese and jalepinos on the way home (utter genious combination I have to say, yes, I am the king), then phoned callum and strawbs with a tirade of abuse (well, me, dunc and cup tie did).

      NO, no, no is all I have to say. Silly times, not sexy, no siree.

      2 Commentaren 916 dagen

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    • Lisa Uren
      luv Lisa Uren

      Mellow greetings!

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      6 weken geleden
    • Steve MacKay
      Steve MacKay

      Text message fae you at 0400 hours

      It had the word "cunt" mentioned 15 times

      Really? Just no need is there.

      Die

      Oh, meant to say

      Die

      7 weken geleden
    • Steve MacKay
      Steve MacKay

      Thot ad give you some random love. Die.

      7 weken geleden via Mobiel
    • Susan Boyle
      luv Susan Boyle

      lmaoenny hendry!!!!

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    • Lisa Uren
      Lisa Uren

      I wish that was up to me, i'd let you go home.

      Work sucks!! :(

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      7 weken geleden
    • Lisa Uren
      luv Lisa Uren

      Random love.

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    • Steve MacKay
      Steve MacKay

      Just bin down Dyron Dal Avenue, never knew it was just off Michael Bird Way, always thought it was off Ricky Gillies Terrace. Strange.

      9 weken geleden via Mobiel
    • Janey McFoureyes
      luv Janey McFoureyes

      Oy! You On Facebook sir? Probably gonna be getting rid of this Bebo malarky, cos all the shitey spam is doing my head in. But it would be swell to still keep in touch over Facebook, ken?

      Here, did ye see Huntly on the tele last night? Of course you didn't, but luckily for you it's on BBC iPlayer...

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/search/...

      Fit an embarrassment!

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      10 weken geleden
    • Susan Boyle
      luv Susan Boyle

      'cause at the end of the day.... wer pimps for life!!!!

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    • Lee Mitchell
      Lee Mitchell

      Hi Bud
      Hope ur fine am workin off Yarmouth at the min gee ya a shout fan am hame 10 days or so...

      10 weken geleden
    • Susan Boyle
      Susan Boyle

      keep it 5 a side

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    • Susan Boyle
      luv Susan Boyle

      damn.... you'sa sexy bitch

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    • Lisa Uren
      luv Lisa Uren

      Course I remembered, im an awesome girlfriend!

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    • Lisa Uren
      luv Lisa Uren

      You are lucky indeed, I moved you all the way up 2 number 13 which if im correct is your lucky number.

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      11 weken geleden
    • Lisa Uren
      luv Lisa Uren

      I thought i'd better move you from the very bottom of my friend list....how lucky are you?

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      11 weken geleden
    • Richard Green
      Richard Green

      Im arite John, how's ursel? I ken its been ages since iv seen ya. Canna really argue much we ur assessment o the dons. At least i missed the Motherwell game, i wis awa tae Rothesay 4 a wedding. Nae shots on target 4 baith teams! Gan 2 Turriff 4 Buckie's cup final against Cove imorn, so hopefully theyl d the business:)

      See Martin Bowman's a day iday eh. Leon, 9 pound 2 i believe. Will hae 2 lit Malcolm ken. Oh well, nae mare nites oot in Sandisons 4 him:L

      So ony news fae Aberdeen we ursel n how's David doing? Hivna spoken or Bebo'd him 4 a lang time ana. U shid go 2 a game or 2 at Pittodrie tho. U niver know, things mite pick up. Hear u later!

      12 weken geleden
    • Steve MacKay
      Steve MacKay

      Question. Who do you hate more. Kenny Miller or the soon to be appointed scotland boss, grame "yah for sure" hun souness ? For me it's Kenny Miller everytime

      12 weken geleden via Mobiel
    • Susan Boyle
      luv Susan Boyle

      random love for you dude...

      i wish i could play fitba like u

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      12 weken geleden
    • Susan Boyle
      luv Susan Boyle

      yu kind sir get leg over love!!!!

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    • Vikki Mcmillan
      Vikki Mcmillan

      BRIT BRIT BRIT BRIT BRIT BRIT BRIT

      'see if that bunch o lads say brit one more time im gonna kick ass'

      BRIT

      hope you have recovered i have got those pics ill just stick them on bebo tonight for u

      13 weken geleden