Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19. Anything 2 say b4 u go?

My husband - Harri
My daughter - Lyd B
My son - Jack S
My big brother - Neil
My sis- Lil
My lil twin -Chris
My uncle -
My Rocky- Jack V
My practise girl- Sam
My outstanding kisser - Harri
My alcho friend - Rafe
My sex partner - U no who u are
My sexi boyfriend -Harri
My saviour -Huw
My guardian angel -Chris
My horny devil - Huw
My personal drinks maker -
My fairy god mother - Huw
My frend in need of a miracle -
My lil gal - Lauren
My god mother -
My god father -
my spoilt angel -
My biatch - Ali
My valentine -
My chilling girl - Han
My chick - Beth
My hot admirer - Liam
My messer upper -
My amazin cousins -
My sister-in-law -
My best friends - Rafe and Blair
My bma -
My nephew -
My secret keeper -
My gay friend - Huw
My ill be there for you friend -Lil
My lovely girlie - Lil
My beautiful flatmate - Beth
My pimp - Ross
My special one -
My shopaholic - Sacha
My fighter - Ed
My idol - Bertie
My legend - Matt
My shoulder to cry on -
My shining star -
My joker - Grant
My raver - Mike

Chuck Norris thought up some of the funniest Chuck Norris facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to the site because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

Most men are OK with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Chuck Norris once survived a suicide bombing. He was the bomber.

If you try to introduce your mother to Chuck Norris, she'll introduce you to your biological father.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Little kids enjoy lighting ants on fire with magnifying glasses. Chuck Norris enjoys lighting little kids on fire with ants. Scientists have yet to find out how this feat is achieved.

Chuck Norris once went on Celebrity Jeopardy and answered, "Who is Chuck Norris?" to every question. It was the first and only time in Jeopardy history that a contestant answered every single question right.

We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't believe in magic.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Chuck Norris has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.

Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does Chuck Norris. He doesn't have to.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Chuck Norris' sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line in order to impregnate a woman.

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.

When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Chuck Norris once round