Niall McNamee
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Maschio, 23,
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- Città: Dublin
- Visite al profilo: 1.120
- Data registrazione: May 2005
- Ultimo accesso: 3 settimane fa
- www.bebo.com/drniallers
chiudi Informazioni personali
- Tutto su di me
- "Half of the people can be part right all of the time,
Some of the people can be all right part of the time.
But all the people can't be all right all the time."
Eh? - Music
- The White Sripes, Weezer, Beck, Beastie Boys, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Kings of Leon, Mark Lanegan, Johnny Cash, Son House(delta bluesman), Buddy Guy, System of a Down, Queens of the Stone Age, Tenacious D, the Pixies, the Strokes, Bright Eyes, Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zepplin, Elton John (the old stuff), David Bowie, Audioslave, Guns n' Roses.
- Films
- Evil Dead II, Fight Club, As Good as it Gets, The Princess Bride, One flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Seven Samurai, Casablanca, Dr. Strangelove, The Shining, the Big Labowski.
- Food/Drink
- Tagiatelle Bolonaise, Peperonni Pizza, "Bacon Big Boy" Hot Dog, Meat ball Marinara Sub, Chili Fries, Cajun Prawns, Steak (Medium rare with pepper sauce), Vanilla Coke, MGD, chocolate malt, port (responsibly).
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- Lying on a couch: The Niall McNamee Story 13 partecipante/i
- Trivial things you should Niall (not date of birth and all that rubbish.) 18 partecipante/i
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Fall Out Boy Hilarity (No Really)
Just had to take note of this video. Thanks to Aine Belton for the link. One fine art student...
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Weezer at the point
Is anybody going or wants to go see weezer, nine black alps and turn at the point in 2 days? I've asked several people and they're all either out of the country, broke or uninterested. Mail me asap. (drniallers@hotmail.com)0 commenti 1571 giorni
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The Cautionary Tales of Hilaire Belloc
Hey everybody,
Here's a cautionary tale that I wrote this morning inspired by Hilaire Belloc*. Read it if you must but I must warn you, if you're of a nervous disposition, you probably should stop reading now (It's called showmanship. Uuhh... nevermind.)
The Tragic Tale of Benjamin Hall
(Who met with a horrific end after a q-tip became lodged in his brain)
There once was a young man
Called Benjamin Hall,
Who was popular with the ladies,
Being handsome and tall.
But if Ben had a vice
Then vanity was its name.
Until the day that a q-tip
Became lodged in his brain.
Events were unfolding
In the usual way.
Ben was brushing his teeth,
For the third time that day.
Then he picked up a q-tip,
stuck it right in his ear.
He would wiggle it round a bit
Until the blockage was clear.
But then all a sudden
Ben gave out a shout.
The stick that went in
Now refused to come out.
So Ben called the doctor,
The doc quickly came
And gave his diagnoses
“There’s a stick in your brain!”
Then he told young Ben grimly
“You’re life won’t be the same”
So he left him some drugs
To deal with the pain.
And wouldn’t you know it,
The doctor was right.
Ben’s life became miserable.
He was sleepless at night.
He lost all his hearing
He lost all his rhythm
He lost all his posture
Now he walks like a gibbon.
And when women passed him,
They’d insult him a lot.
But because of his deafness
His best comeback was “What?”
One day he decided
“Enough is enough.
It’s time for those women
To see I’m still tough.”
“But there’s only one way
to get rid of this thing.”
So he got his friends car
And a long piece of string.
He tied one end of to the car
And the other to the stick.
Then he ordered his friend
To drive off really quick.
His friend he drove off
The string became taut.
For a minute it seemed
It would all come to naught.
Then it slowly came out
Like the sun in the mornin’.
But it seems that the q-tip
Was still stuck to his organs.
So out came his brain,
His eyeballs and teeth.
It cleaned out poor Benjamin
From his head to his feet.
And all that was left
Was a large hollow shell.
No wonder his friends thought
He was looking unwell.
And so that was that
Poor Benjamin was dead.
Now it was true:
He didn’t have a brain in his head
At the funeral his parents spoke
They said “Please heed our call.
It’s better to have dirt inside your ears
Then nothing inside at all.”
*Written 1896, "Cautionary Tales for Children" was a collection of grim poems which have influenced many (Roald Dahl's Oompa-Loompa poems in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" possibly being the most famous).
Check out http://oldpoetry.com/volume/182 for the full volume
("Jim, Who ran away from his Nurse and was eaten by a Lion" is my personal favourite).
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Adventures in Fisheye - Part 1 -
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Adventures in Fisheye - Part 2 -
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Adventures in Fisheye - Part 3 -
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Adventures in Fisheye - Part 4 -
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Amsterdam 07
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Amsterdam PLUS
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Awwwww, Lookie de Wittle Baby Niall.
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Cork Film Fest 2007
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Formal Ball 2006
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I wanna dance with sumbody
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Misc
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New Years Fun with the Amsterdam 10
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Photos from the Fridge 06
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Rag Ball
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Seans 21st
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Niall73 settimane fahey
im a bit bored
u dnt know me
but we both hav a seriously awsome name
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Ruairi McKenna75 settimane fai still have your CDs Mr. Niall. will give them to you at the party on Friday. 'intact'.
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Ruairi McKenna82 settimane fa
Stay off Bebo you and do my soundtrack! That's right, I'm everywhere...
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92 settimane fa
Smophie Fiddlesticks
Most of your love is from me! Looooser!! Haha ah no tis only cos i love you more than anyone else on this cheese infested bebo land
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Xavier Sheehan96 settimane faSup dude? How's Earl Grey? I hear there's pics of the gig lying about but I cannae find them!
btw my band Short Notice is now Wizard Fist, we've a song up if you're interested in checking it out
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96 settimane fa
Smophie Fiddlesticks
Sam cook.....? there was a granny in a converted portaloo speeding down the motorway in my dream..Can we get one for christmas?
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Smophie Fiddlesticks97 settimane fa
was just looking at your fisheye photies of caragh, im beginning to suspect you fancy sean more than me, it s his smelly dreads isnt it! dammit i knew is should have got dreads!!
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The Academy Battle Of Thebands97 settimane fahey guys!!
the newest and hottest venue in Dublin, The Academy presents:
THE ACADEMY BATTLE OF THE BANDS 2008
€5 entry plus a complementry drink on entry.
great Drinks Promo's:
€3 pint of Heineken
€3 bottles of Heineken
€3 bottles of Budweiser
€2 shots
€10 double vodka and redbull
doors at 9.30, first band on stage at 10pm sharpe.
An amazing lineup of Upcoming bands who need your votes so they have the chance to play at OXEGEN 2008!
So head on down to the newest and hottest venue in Dublin, THE ACADEMY, dublin, every wednesday night! -
103 settimane fa
Smophie Fiddlesticks
Hello pidgeon! Caragh is soooo cold! And we didnt do any treemus decorating or get cooked a delicious meal, i swear standards are seriously dropping! *Hmph* but tomorrow i will play with the PLASMA CUTTER!!!oo yeah... sorry that's not very ladylike um well dearest i know nothing about spot welding but i do love fluffy kittens! Can we go to disneyland pleeeese pretty please with icing on top?? But avoid mickey and minnie mouse because they're scary *shudder* ok i must stop rambling byebye!!
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Bazuki108 settimane fa*cough cough*
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Ruairi McKenna109 settimane fa
jesus niall, you're a great man for the photos. i stole many
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Louise O'Connor109 settimane faHave you photos of Hallowe'en Niall? I would enjoy knowing what went on exactly
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110 settimane fa
Smophie Fiddlesticks
Hello bumface you seem to be distinctly lacking in love so you can have some more from me. Halloween is very disturbing - far too many ten year old girls dressed as playboy bunnies are in my garden...evn one would be too many but theres like 50 of em!!!ok well more like 5...but still... oeuf whatever next?!bed methinks..i'll go find your stuff hope you're having a less bunny fraught nite xx
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Andrew Deane113 settimane fayour pic is weird and confusing but really cool where was it taken??
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Ruairi McKenna118 settimane fa
The Tiger? Ask me no questions and i'll tell you no lies...
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Ruairi McKenna118 settimane fa
hello mr niall. thanks again for the beer...and the wine...and the tent. you were our electric hero so ya were
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Ruairi McKenna122 settimane fa
'i'll let you be in my dreams if i can be in yours.'
- I said that
but seriously, STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY DREAMS! -
Robert Manson142 settimane faHamsterdam pics now up. Huzzar.