Men's Rules
Women should learn these!

1) Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

2) Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present again!

3) Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

4) Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

5) Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

6) Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

7) We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!

Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

9) Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

10) Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

11) A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

12) Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

13) If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

14) If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!

15) If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

16) Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

17) You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

19) Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

20) The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

21) ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

22) If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

23) We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

24) If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

25) If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

26) Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

27) Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)

2 BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know, it's like camping.

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."

To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town
(or across the state) to see her.

To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.

To every guy who has given her flowers just because.

To every guy that said he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that did what she wanted to do.

To every guy that cried in front of her.

To every guy that she cried in front of.

To every guy that holds hands with her.

To every guy that kisses her with meaning.

To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.

To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.

To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.

To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.

To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes

To every guy that would give his seat up.

To every guy that just wants to cuddle.

To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful
no matter what.

To every guy who told his secrets to her.

To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.

To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.

To every guy that believed in her dreams.

To every guy that would have done anything
so she could achieve them.

To every guy that never laughed at her
when she told him her dreams.

To every guy that walked her to her car.

To every guy that gave his heart.

To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.



...This one blog is for you...



Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...

i guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image

If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "

If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy"

Brendan : Yo, can you give me a ride home?

Michael: Petrol is expensive, you will have to pay me in sexual favours

Brendan: Ok, we can take the long way home then

Michael: Ill take you ALL the way home

Scott: I want to go all the way home too

Newo: But you allready home

Scott: But i want to go the long way!!