Procrastination to the MAX.

1) Are you really ready for 100 questions?
No
2) Was your last meal a mistake?
Yes, chips cheese kebab meat...mistake!!!
3)do you believe in god?
I HATE that question. ad ho
4) Who did you last say i love you to?
...guess
5) Do you regret it?
...guess
6) Have you ever been depressed?
No
7) Have a best friend?
Many
Are you a boy or girl?
I like to think I fall into the "man" category
9) What is your current status?
Awesome!
10) How do you want to die?
Spontaneously
11) What did you last eat?
see 2
12) Play any sports?
deslxias a sport
11) Do you play an instrument?
Not well anymore
12) Do you bite your nails?
naw
13) When was your last physical fight?
1 mont ago
14) Tom from MySpace is about to go to jail, what’s your first thought?
lol news
15) Do you have an attitude?
I have an atti-tud-e
16) Ever been in love?
lol
17) What is your real name?
dont
1 Like reading?
Yes
19) Are you gonna get high later?
Nope
20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Nope
21) Do you miss someone?

22) Who is your best friend's uncle's cousin girlfriend's daughter's boyfriend?

fuck off










24) Do you tan a lot?
Not really
25) How exactly are you feeling?
Alright.
26) Ever ate food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Yeah. Many many times
2 Have you ever started a rumor?
Yeah lol
30) Are Barbie & Ken bad influences on people?
Aye...get a job hippie
31) Do you regret anything from your past?
Yeah
32) What are your political views?
Semi
33) Do you want to have kids?
...
34) Ever kissed somebody that name start with a N?
Yeah
35) Do you type fast?
About as fast as it's possible to type with only 2 fingers.
36) Do you have piercings?
No
37) Want any more?
eh
3 Can you spell well?
Pretty well.
39) Do you miss your past?
No,
40) What are you craving right now?
sleep
50) What should you be doing?
sleep
53) Does somebody love you?
I don't know
54) What is/are your favorite color(s)?
olive
55) So are you liking this survey?
I neither like nor dislike it.
56) Do you like someone?
...
57) Doyou have trust issues?
Not
5 Have you ever had sexual feelings for someone?
i tom cat about a bit
60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Yes
61) Are you secretly in love?
No
62) Do you believe your ex thinks about you?
Hate springs to mind
64) Have you ever been cheated on?
prob
65) Is this survey too personal now?
Dunno
67) Should this survey stop?
At some point.
6 Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
Yeah.. pictures to prove it
69) Do you think you're a good person?
lol
70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
no
71) Do you take showers?
Yes obv
72) Last time you had a nice bubble bath?
duo
73) What is bothering ou?
ou
74) Have you ever done drugs?
u!
75) Do you play the Wii?
No I don't have one.
76) How do you feel about Wal-Mart?
love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tis america thing





7 Who has inspired you the most?
me
79) What is your favorite quote?
me
80) Are you excited you're almost done with this survey?
me
81) Are you mean?
Only to u
82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
No
83)Have you noticed this survey stopped getting personal?
No, I'm not even really thinking about it.
84) Do you believe in true love?
No
85) Are you proud of the person you've become?
No
86) Do you wanna change?
No
87) Who was the last person to make you mad?
No
8 Do you like the outside?
Yes
89) Are you currently bored?
I'm doing a 100 question quiz.
90) Do you want to get married?
No
91) Ever fail a class?
No
92) Are you hungry?
No
93) Do you have a bank account?
7....icludigt at swiss


94) What makes you happy?
People I like and activities I enjoy
95) Would you change your name?
prob it grows old
97) Are you paranoid?
No
9 Do you watch the news?
Yes.
99) What is your zodiac sign?
arises
100) Do yo

Hi, my name is:
Jonathan smith ^_^

When I'm nervous:

dunno??
i so rarely get nervous...make random jokes i guess




By this time next year I will be:
amazing x


Last night:
kept wakening up thinking i was on the 6am shift at work... i am tomorrow

PART 1: YOU
Were you a planned baby?
nope spanish baby..my name was nearly jhan-athan

Were you the first?:
nope raffles if before



PART 2: YOUR PERSONALITY

Do you have low self esteem?:
FUCK NO...

Are you happy right now?:
Aye sure, why not



PART 3: APPEARANCE

Are you comfortable with the way you look?:
Sure who would not be



Describe your hair:

imagine if your favourite masterpieces were as much a part of your life as your hair I every time you wanted to see them just look in the mirror If you could bring this classic art into your home sharing your artistic vision with family and friends, colleagues and clients that is the sculptural masterpiece that is my hair



PART 4: RANDOM

Ever been kicked out of a bar?
yup...and called the bouncer son...



Ever been arrested?:
...maybe 0.o

PART 5: THE OUTDOORS

Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?:
They're both good but outdoors

How's the weather?
Pretty ace



Do you like walking in the rain?:
If it's warm rain and I'm not too heavily dressed it can be strangely pleasurable...
It's rarely warm enough though



PART 6: FOOD

Are you a vegetarian?
used to be...now not so much

Anything you absolutely could eat forever?
I'd be even less likely to live forever if I had a diet consisting of a single food



What is your favorite dessert?
bannaoffe pie

PART 7: RELATIONSHIPS AND LOVE

Do you want to get married?
prob not...


Are you in a relationship?:
Nope

PART 8: RANDOM QUESTIONS

Cheesecake?:
good

Your dream last night?:
late for work...

Your favorite drink?
Irn Bru

Your fears?
no irn bru



One of your wish list items?
rent money.../ crazy taxi

Where did you grow up?:
i lived many places but define grow up...

What are you wearing?:
shirt. jeans the works

Tattoos?
nahh no for me pens the farthest i go

Ketchup?:
...nahh



Your computer?:
has 5 keys miss ng


Your life?:
is a riot


What are you thinking about right now?:
the letter from the government fining me 24.73 for importing a replacement keyboard


Favorite color?
olive green



When is the last time you laughed? :
it's a pretty common occurrence



Last received call?
today

Part 9: LIFE

Who knows the most about you?
dunno...

Who do you blame for your mood today?:
me...

What should we do with stupid people?:

group society into 5 groups

(a) doctors ,university scholars, teachers , army ...etc

(b) owners of buisness

(c) full time workers

(d) you have a year to get to c

(F) you will be executed in one month


...if i get kicked out of art school whaow nelly



What is making you sad right now?:
lack of work



What was the first thing you did this morning?
got up

Do you drink lots of water?
about a liter a day


How do you vent your anger / sad?
dunno?

The last compliment you received?:
that you for that



What theme does your room have?
gypsy...every thing in cardboard boxes



Would you ever join the military?
Pacifists aren't really good at the millitary thing.

Especially the artist ones

The last website you visited?
bebo

Who was the last person you took a picture with?
david



Last person you went to the movies with?
cotton

What did you do / will you do for your birthday this year?
drink... what else???





Is anything alive in your room?
that plate on the floor seems pretty conscious of it surroundings

Today, would you rather go back a week or go forward a week?
Forward


What are you looking forward to right now?
Going back to u

Department of Health
Minister for Health
Victoria Quay
Walsgrave Hospital
Coventry

COVENTRY, DATE \@ "MMMM d, yyyy" \* MERGEFORMAT August 30, 2004


IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PHYSICIANS AND NURSES

CONFIDENTIAL

Subject : New contamination possible in most Towns



Recent studies conducted on "aphthous fever" (for which we have just received conclusive results) indicate that in certain cases this can be transmitted to humans. We foresee a possible contamination in most Health Board areas. Cases have been reported in Belfast (3), London (286), Glasgow (4), Derry/Londonderry (1), Wolverhampton (2) and more recently in Aberdeen (3).

It was observed that the subjects examined were regular consumers of wine and spirits. Most (97.6%) of the subjects would encounter serious problems with their vision when having gone without alcohol for 1 to 2 days on average.

Extended periods without alcohol would seriously affect the individuals reading capabilities. The subjects would also feel a trembling sensation. In extreme cases, individuals would start to hallucinate and see coloured specks when staring at an object for extended periods.

If you encounter any such patients having these symptoms, please contact the Crisis Centre in Coventry immediately.

Our research to date has resulted in a cure, consumption of alcohol every day for 3 months!!!

Please pass this document on to everyone you believe at risk!!!