Henry to Ms Michels: Ms, suppose if I blow you .. ?

Sara: Look a black nigga!
Helen & Nancy: What other colour could they be! Purple? Green? Idiot, a black nigga.

Dani: Sara ... I’m gonna hit you so hard your grandchildren will hurt

Dharshan: Kurt, what do you think happened to Henry?
Kurt: Henroo?
Dharshan: What the hell!? Henry …
Rebecca *mocking them in a manly voice*: Kurt, what do you think happened to Andrew? Anroo?
Sara: Um, he said Henry

Amrit & Dharshan: So what else can we cook and sell?
Rebecca: Parrots in wok
Amrit & Dharshan: What the hell!? Who would buy parrots?
Sara: I’d buy it!
Dharshan: Says the girl who’d buy a stick for 50 cents ...
Sara: I’d buy that!?
Amrit: Oh My God …

Jennifer: I feel like a Ham and Pineapple pizza…
Sara: What? You want to eat an ape?
Marti: Eat an egg?
Jennifer: Don’t talk to me …

Shikha: Helen, what’s the time?
Helen *nods*: I know…

Mr Kaplinski: Mr Simmons in around 15 years hasn’t had a SINGLE sick day! How can someone be so healthy? I mean he doesn’t LOOK that healthy…? Don’t quote me on this.

Mr Howard: On the weekend … I’m a gigolo!

Dani: What do you want me to say? Here have some sex? Over Msn??
Tim: Haha, yeah let’s go.. I’ve already got my pants off
Jen: O__O

Tim: Tell your mum my names Ti,m not harder.

Shannon: I LOVE CARROT AND EGG SALAD !
Nancy: I never even knew that existed
Sara: sounds weird ..
Shannon: it’s yummy ! I love it with semen
Jen, Marti, Nancy, Sara, Jason, Trina: WHAT !?!?
Shannon: What! What did I say ?
Sara: You said you liked it with SEMEN?
Shannon: NO I SAID I LIKE IT STEAMED.

Teja: And Indians come from outer space … I mean India.

Mr. Kaplinski: Who was the first person to wear a mini skirt?
Sachin: Britney Spears.

Michelle: My underwear is …
Marti: Black.
Michelle: HOW’D YOU KNOW!
Marti: I put them on for you this morning .

Sara to Marti: Nice view, nice undies.
AJ: Eeeew
Marti: I’m not wearing undies

Anuj: I love four-year-old women.

Trina: Play heart and soul
Trishna: Tell me the chords
Trina: Why?
Sara: You just asked her to play!?

Mr Kaplinski: There’s nothing better than getting an oral … *pause* – response.

Mr Kaplinski: Tell me something about Aborigines!
Sachin: Their black.

Ms Michels: Yes, she’s ten and she has a twin.
Josh: How old is the twin?

Ms Michels handing out booklet with guns and suspicious looking objects on the front.
Dani: Ms where’d you get the photos from?
Tabish: She took them at home.

Arthur: That’s not gay, that’s homosexual.

Nancy explaining train tickets*
Marti: So does that mean fat people need to use two tickets?
Sara (days later explains story to Chloe)
Chloe: Do fat people really need two tickets!?

Dani talking to Lauren: GRACE GRACE!
Lauren: Shut up Danielle!
Sara: Hey! I want a nickname! What’s my nickname!?
Colin: Ugly.
AJ: OWNED BITCH !!!

Jaddo getting pushed into Gary: I’m pushed up against him so much it feels like my balls are in his ass.

Giacomo tells someone his maths test mark
Sharan: Well at least you got a mark ..

Trishna: Sara! Look your covered in bruises, oh no sorry … your just black!
Sara you’re a man in the shadows! Oh no, you’re just black
Sara: I’m gonna kill you Trish
Trishna: Yeah, kill me in the dark … no one will see you did it cause your black.

Lisa: I mean what’s with the Hindu G

Sara: Yeah I'm still looking for work experience ...
Tony: I'm working with my dad :3
Sara: Mad. Where does he work ?
Tony: At home.

Shikha: So we can only wear just jeans?
Sara: So we can't wear general pants jeans?
Helen cracks up: Did you make that joke up, all by yourself!?

Shikha catches a book chucked to her: OMG! I should be on the cricket team!
Shikha suddenly drops book

Stefan looking down: Does this look like a genital wart !?
Mr Kettels: No, that's your penis.

Mr Kettels: A couple walked into a restaurant and caught hepititis C. How?
Rob: They mixed nuts. In more than one way.

Mrs Race: Hell, I'm gonna encourage my kids to do drugs!

Mr Kettels: So you develop a rash on the palms of your hands, and soles of your feet.
Stefan: Ahh, masturbation!
Lauren: With your FEET !?
Giacomo: Fuck that's flexible

Mrs Johns: Stefan! What are you doing.
Stefan: Trigonometry miss!
Mrs Johns: What's the question?
Stefan: Uhh uhh, okay so if P.Diddy bought 3 Nike runners and ran 0.6374km and all the digits were different, how much would he have to run to change the digits again?
Mrs Johns: Where's the trigonometry in that?
Stefan: ... P.Diddy?

Sara: When you have eyesight like mine, putting on glasses is like having an orgasm. Feels so good.

Rob: Townsville produces idiots.
Lauren: I didn't know you grew up there!

Brent: Not EVERYTHING can be fucking!
Kevin: I don't give a fucking shit!
Shannon, Sara & Sharan walk past: What the fuck?

Mr Foster: Sharan! Go talk to a brick wall.

Shikha: I wish petrol was a drink, it smells so nice.

Amit: You dribble.
Tabish: Your mum dribbles over me
Amit: What if my mums a man?

Mr Foster rips paper out from Jono's book
Happy: What about the environment!?
Mr Foster: I'll stick it to a tree.

Sara singing "laughing is contagious"
Justin: Know whats contagious? Snoring!
Sara: No it's not. Yawning is though.
Justin: Yeah . . . uh thats what I meant.

Sara: What the. Hey Shikha, my vagina hurts!
Class: : OOOO
Shikha: Oh my God. WERE IN SCRIPTURE.</b>

Mr Foster:You can only use potassium hydroxide when it's EXTREME cleaning.
Gunjan: Like cleaning a toilet!
Mr Foster: No . ..
Marti: No Gunjan, when cleaning your ass.

Mr Kettels: What are some methods of contraception?</b>
Serene: Abstinence
Mr Kettels: But that's boring ...

Mr Foster: Whats a cation? No, it's not something you iron your cat with.

Mr Foster: One hydrogen atom walks up to another and says
"I've lost my electron"
"Really?"
"Yes"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive"

Mr Foster: A Neutron goes to a bar and asks for a drink, he gets it and asks "How much?"
The waiter replies "For you - no charge."

Mr Foster: I'll be collecting books tommorrow
Lauren: You can collect mine now...because its all done!
Mr Foster: *Pause* ..Yea whatever Lauren

*Martis piece of paper falls on the floor*
*Sachin picks it up*
Gunjan starts yelling: OI! YOU CURRY! GIVE IT BACK!

Mrs Race: So most of you have given your notes in, except for ... Amit ?! Who is forging his now.

*Sara choking, while Kevin and Jen just watch*
*Kevin turns away and says: So are you from Africa?
Sara: What the fuck !? What do you mean are you from Africa !?
Jen: He said "Is that an apricot .."

Mrs Race: Sylvies signature is DEFINATELY real !
Sachin: Yeah, cause it's in freaking Chinese.

Gunjan:I like it when Belinda hugs me. It's nice. And Hannah too, cause she's tall. It's nice.
Marti: I like it when I punch you in the face, i

To you I wish to say ..

Your are one of my two closest friends ...
I have put so much pressure on you and never realised what I was doing to you ..
I was and am still so selfish ..
Its always ___ did this yesterday, omg she pissed me off or something.
I never knew that without you my world could fall apart around me and the only thing I'd notice is you.. and that your not there with me to squeeze my hand and wish for the best..

What can I say ..

There are no words to decribe how much realisation I have had these past few weeks...
I never realised how much you meant to me... To US your friends.. We are NOTHING without you.. You make my day brighter.. You make my day shine.. You make me happy all the time and I want you to know that.. I am SO sorry for always talking about myself..
I never realised the pain you went through after a certain someone..
I never realised what i put you through by always talking about my love life..
For that I am Sorry.
You are one of the few people I would gladly lay my life down for.
If you got hurt i would be there..
If you got told off I'd be there..
If you got in trouble I would be there..
But mostly I would be the one with you in it.. lol.

Pretty much what i want you to know is how much you mean to me...
How much you all mean to me..
Without a few precious people I would be nothing...
Nothing at all.
It makes it all worth it.. 13 years of school.. 6 hours a day.. 52 weeks a year..
Its all for you..
My day is made by just you smiling and I never realised that until you left..
Since you've left i've discovered so much..

NOW GET YOUR ASS BACK U DIRTY WHORE!


LOL, how sweet.