Bebo!!
ONE
WAKEUP...
there is NO SUCH THING as a bebo tracker.
it does NOT exist. so SOD OFF posting stupid emails like
"O-M-G this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.


TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a fcukin Spanner.


FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.


FIVE
Making 26 whiteboards/comment/emails a day
about how you hate other people
b/c you're not on their top 16.
who the fuck cares?
ITS FUCKING BEBO!!!!


SIX
Who really gives a crap if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


SEVEN
Little kids who have bebo
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.


EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true Bebo Friend.
Real friends read their Emails.


NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains



TEN
And if you open a Email and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A FUCKING MORON